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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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that black hole headline is extra funny cause whoever wrote it was trying to be witty and funny. read the news story if you want to see why.
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Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:27 pm |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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Fox analyst named Bush press secretary
Drivers run out of gas on purpose to save money
Killer chimp burst through window, bit off hand
2. Chimp 'ripped his face off' (2:31)
Oil prices cool on Bush move
Percent who skip health insurance jumps
Scientists find secret to gas-free beans (  )
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Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:32 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Yay! No more gas!!!
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:21 pm |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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Best CNN headline ever!
Teeny women 'driving like SOBs' in big ol' SUVs
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Wed May 03, 2006 3:13 pm |
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A. G.
Draughty
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am Posts: 13347
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Masked kids greet boy with flesh-eating disease
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Wed May 03, 2006 3:15 pm |
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Anonymous
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Darfur on verge of peace
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Fri May 05, 2006 11:33 am |
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DP07
The Thirteenth Floor
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:26 am Posts: 15571 Location: Everywhere
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bABA wrote: Man dies as large hole opens under home
I don't know why, but that cracked me up.
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Fri May 05, 2006 5:17 pm |
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A. G.
Draughty
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am Posts: 13347
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David Blaine's hairless parts take a beating
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Fri May 05, 2006 5:47 pm |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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i love today's
Iran's president writes letter to President Bush
Man ignites can of gas in China school <- No really. 'CHina School'???
Gang members meet satellite technology
Adam Sandler now real-life 'Big Daddy'
Doughboy survives half-baked plot
Refugees attack, chase away CNN team
Poll: Gas prices have drivers fuming
M:I3 fails to accomplish predictions
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Mon May 08, 2006 10:24 am |
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Anonymous
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The best one is: "Bush picks new CIA chef." Because nothing is quite as important as our intelligence officers' nutrition.
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Mon May 08, 2006 10:27 am |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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Chief dodo. Not chef.
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Mon May 08, 2006 10:31 am |
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Anonymous
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bABA wrote: Chief dodo. Not chef.

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Mon May 08, 2006 10:36 am |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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Krem wrote: bABA wrote: Chief dodo. Not chef. 
that would make a good headline too.
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Mon May 08, 2006 10:41 am |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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'It's life and death every day'
Britney pregnant one more time
Historic ocean liner heads to scrap yard
Feel good factors could hook tan addicts
Zuma: Not using condom was mistake
Families describe nightmares, sorrow (In cnn tradition!!)
Colleges throw in the towel on swim tests
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Wed May 10, 2006 10:06 am |
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FILMO
The Original
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:19 am Posts: 9808 Location: Suisse
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Some days ago a formerly famous skier star was shoot by her husband. You should have seen the headlines on TV.
FLASH: Skier star dead
FLASH: It was her husband
FLASH: Police haunting murderer
FLASH:Skier star was pregnant
FLASH:Parents of murderer have no idea what happend..
FLASH: Murderer shoot himself in the forrest
Well only in a few days I actually would have known everything about that womans life if I wanted to. Everybody was talking about that. Sick.
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Wed May 10, 2006 10:50 am |
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Anonymous
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FILMOre McGilmore wrote: Some days ago a formerly famous skier star was shoot by her husband. You should have seen the headlines on TV.
FLASH: Skier star dead FLASH: It was her husband FLASH: Police haunting murderer FLASH:Skier star was pregnant FLASH:Parents of murderer have no idea what happend.. FLASH: Murderer shoot himself in the forrest
Well only in a few days I actually would have known everything about that womans life if I wanted to. Everybody was talking about that. Sick.
And you thought you were done with her forever after that one-night stand!
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Wed May 10, 2006 10:53 am |
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Gulli
Jordan Mugen-Honda
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 am Posts: 13403
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You fella's are right the cnn homepage seems to have gone completely twilight zone i mean
Women's alleged shoe theft starts car chase
Dying mom's song saves her voice for her sons
Britney pregnant one more time
Baby Brangelina: A million-dollar photo?
What the hell is that doing there?
_________________ Rosberg was reminded of the fuel regulations by his wheel's ceasing to turn. The hollow noise from the fuel tank and needle reading zero had failed to convay this message
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Wed May 10, 2006 12:19 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Hehe, this made me laugh
Zuma: Not using condom was mistake
A doy
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Wed May 10, 2006 1:06 pm |
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Anonymous
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"Biggest one-day stock drop since January"
OMG! BIGGEST ONE-DAY STOCK DROP IN 4 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu May 11, 2006 6:00 pm |
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A. G.
Draughty
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am Posts: 13347
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Some online puppy buyers are howling.
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Thu May 11, 2006 6:06 pm |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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EW review: 'Poseidon' is mostly upside
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Fri May 12, 2006 9:06 am |
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Anonymous
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'Gators kill 3 women in one week'
College athletes have got to be stopped!
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Mon May 15, 2006 10:21 am |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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Krem wrote: 'Gators kill 3 women in one week'
College athletes have got to be stopped!
how could you forget:
Bill Cosby: 'People have gone crazy'
Sen. Clinton apologizes to Chelsea for work remark
And this one really takes the cake. Pedophiles anyone? -> Baby-selling scheme started with online chat
BBC interviews wrong man
Mom recovering after dad shoots 2 kids
Judge to decide if German can sue CIA
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Mon May 15, 2006 10:50 am |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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Bush: Tighten border, allow guest workers
History books might mention role of gay figures
Report: Robotic spacecraft crashed into satellite
Zoo visitors shocked as bears eat monkey
BBC interviews the wrong 'Guy' -- literally <- they changed it around from yesterday.
Will gays go down in history? (This was priceless)
Big fight brewing over tiny owl
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Tue May 16, 2006 8:05 am |
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bABA
Commander and Chef
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:56 am Posts: 30505 Location: Tonight ... YOU!
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States starry-eyed over spaceports
• Mummy may have been female warrior
Adopted dog helps save girl with cracked skull
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Tue May 16, 2006 4:59 pm |
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