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 The hell is up with cnn headlines 
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that black hole headline is extra funny cause whoever wrote it was trying to be witty and funny. read the news story if you want to see why.


Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:27 pm
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Fox analyst named Bush press secretary
Drivers run out of gas on purpose to save money
Killer chimp burst through window, bit off hand
2. Chimp 'ripped his face off' (2:31)
Oil prices cool on Bush move
Percent who skip health insurance jumps
Scientists find secret to gas-free beans ( :biggrin: )


Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:32 pm
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Yay! No more gas!!!

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Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:21 pm
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Best CNN headline ever!

Teeny women 'driving like SOBs' in big ol' SUVs


Wed May 03, 2006 3:13 pm
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Masked kids greet boy with flesh-eating disease


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Darfur on verge of peace


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Man dies as large hole opens under home


I don't know why, but that cracked me up.


Fri May 05, 2006 5:17 pm
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David Blaine's hairless parts take a beating


Fri May 05, 2006 5:47 pm
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i love today's

Iran's president writes letter to President Bush
Man ignites can of gas in China school <- No really. 'CHina School'???
Gang members meet satellite technology
Adam Sandler now real-life 'Big Daddy'
Doughboy survives half-baked plot
Refugees attack, chase away CNN team
Poll: Gas prices have drivers fuming
M:I3 fails to accomplish predictions


Mon May 08, 2006 10:24 am
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The best one is: "Bush picks new CIA chef." Because nothing is quite as important as our intelligence officers' nutrition.


Mon May 08, 2006 10:27 am
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Chief dodo. Not chef.


Mon May 08, 2006 10:31 am
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bABA wrote:
Chief dodo. Not chef.

:)


Mon May 08, 2006 10:36 am
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Krem wrote:
bABA wrote:
Chief dodo. Not chef.

:)


that would make a good headline too.


Mon May 08, 2006 10:41 am
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'It's life and death every day'
Britney pregnant one more time
Historic ocean liner heads to scrap yard
Feel good factors could hook tan addicts
Zuma: Not using condom was mistake
Families describe nightmares, sorrow (In cnn tradition!!)
Colleges throw in the towel on swim tests


Wed May 10, 2006 10:06 am
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Some days ago a formerly famous skier star was shoot by her husband. You should have seen the headlines on TV.

FLASH: Skier star dead
FLASH: It was her husband
FLASH: Police haunting murderer
FLASH:Skier star was pregnant
FLASH:Parents of murderer have no idea what happend..
FLASH: Murderer shoot himself in the forrest


Well only in a few days I actually would have known everything about that womans life if I wanted to. Everybody was talking about that. Sick.


Wed May 10, 2006 10:50 am
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FILMOre McGilmore wrote:
Some days ago a formerly famous skier star was shoot by her husband. You should have seen the headlines on TV.

FLASH: Skier star dead
FLASH: It was her husband
FLASH: Police haunting murderer
FLASH:Skier star was pregnant
FLASH:Parents of murderer have no idea what happend..
FLASH: Murderer shoot himself in the forrest


Well only in a few days I actually would have known everything about that womans life if I wanted to. Everybody was talking about that. Sick.

And you thought you were done with her forever after that one-night stand!


Wed May 10, 2006 10:53 am
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You fella's are right the cnn homepage seems to have gone completely twilight zone i mean

Women's alleged shoe theft starts car chase
Dying mom's song saves her voice for her sons
Britney pregnant one more time
Baby Brangelina: A million-dollar photo?

What the hell is that doing there?

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Hehe, this made me laugh

Zuma: Not using condom was mistake

A doy

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"Biggest one-day stock drop since January"

OMG! BIGGEST ONE-DAY STOCK DROP IN 4 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!


Thu May 11, 2006 6:00 pm
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Some online puppy buyers are howling.


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EW review: 'Poseidon' is mostly upside


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'Gators kill 3 women in one week'

College athletes have got to be stopped!


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Krem wrote:
'Gators kill 3 women in one week'

College athletes have got to be stopped!


how could you forget:

Bill Cosby: 'People have gone crazy'
Sen. Clinton apologizes to Chelsea for work remark

And this one really takes the cake. Pedophiles anyone? -> Baby-selling scheme started with online chat
BBC interviews wrong man
Mom recovering after dad shoots 2 kids
Judge to decide if German can sue CIA


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Bush: Tighten border, allow guest workers
History books might mention role of gay figures
Report: Robotic spacecraft crashed into satellite
Zoo visitors shocked as bears eat monkey
BBC interviews the wrong 'Guy' -- literally <- they changed it around from yesterday.
Will gays go down in history? (This was priceless)
Big fight brewing over tiny owl


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States starry-eyed over spaceports
• Mummy may have been female warrior
Adopted dog helps save girl with cracked skull


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