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I actually read this an attempt to understand why this was a poll.

Clearly, I need a roommate to smack me when I get such notions.


Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:26 pm
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ogmz im so drunk right now and i just want to sayu that all the people who voted no are losers and fucked up twats anyway. i dont even fucking like any of you btiches and i hope you choke on your own fucking bile because you are the least entertaining, least interesting people i have ever met. You ahve nothing to say and when you do say something it hjas all the logic of a three year old retarded puppy. Fuck off.
looool

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
ogmz im so drunk right now and i just want to sayu that all the people who voted no are losers and fucked up twats anyway. i dont even fucking like any of you btiches and i hope you choke on your own fucking bile because you are the least entertaining, least interesting people i have ever met. You ahve nothing to say and when you do say something it hjas all the logic of a three year old retarded puppy. Fuck off.
looool


Such dirty words for a five year old... and a five year old that drinks?!?! BAD!

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oh my.

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Felicity Titwank wrote:
Amos, Andrew, Archie Gates,BJ, Christian, Dr. Lecter, Felicity Titwank, getluv, hans, lennier, matatonio, MikeQ, Neostorm,

those are the people I'd guess voted yes or the second nicest option.

which leaves 4 people I've missed. And I could be wrong with my original guesses. It's kind of fun, like Guess Who. Not the film, that film was sore .



I think you should print out each page on this thread and do a big dump on it.


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ink is expensive.
I'll do a dump on the monitor though

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I think i know why some people might not like you. lets face it only a few Americans/Canadians get your jokes. Because even though your humour is dirty it has a lot of substance to it, and that is why a lot non-Americans get you. I think this world needs more people like you in it.


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getluv wrote:
I think i know why some people might not like you. lets face it only a few Americans/Canadians get your jokes. Because even though your humour is dirty it has a lot of substance to it, and that is why a lot non-Americans get you. I think this world needs more people like you in it.


I like humour that has the appearance of something really fickle and dumb, but has a sting in its tail. Satire makes me laugh for that reason. A lot of people have really CBS 8pm sitcom humour. Even if my humour bombs I don't think it's unorginal or vanilla. Or, at least, I avoid cliched jokes at all costs. Racist jokes are not funny because they are like, the most predictable things ever. We've heard everything there is to be said about social and racial groups. Enough of that.

But I must say the idea of a world of more people like me in it is one I don't want to think about. I've already got 12 children and even they scare me.

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getluv wrote:
I think i know why some people might not like you. lets face it only a few Americans/Canadians get your jokes. Because even though your humour is dirty it has a lot of substance to it, and that is why a lot non-Americans get you. I think this world needs more people like you in it.


Gee, thanks, i'm glad to know we Americans/Canadians are fucking incapable of getting humour with substance, the rest of world, no problem, we are the land of idiots.

Thankfully there is that small bit of us who aren't dim.


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Ripper, do you find Michael funny?


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Ripper, do you find Michael funny?


Yes, 100% of the time no, no one ever finds a person funny all of the time. Michael and I did not always get along, were both strong personalities, but I like Michael, and his posts are interesting to read because soemtimes they are funny and sometimes they are completely out there.

Micheal is entertaining without being rude, and when I disagree with him on something I can call him on it and have a reasonable discussion.


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Ripper, do you find Michael funny?


Yes, 100% of the time no, no one ever finds a person funny all of the time. Michael and I did not always get along, were both strong personalities, but I like Michael, and his posts are interesting to read because soemtimes they are funny and sometimes they are completely out there.

Micheal is entertaining without being rude, and when I disagree with him on something I can call him on it and have a reasonable discussion.


And after we have hot sex.

Hot leg sex.

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BF = Bitch fit, not boyfriend. If you've seen White Chicks, you know what I'm referencing.

1. Where are all the good posters? Approach me, and I'll tell you why you're not one of them. Think of this as a "da torri tells you like it is - which is that you suck" thread. Ask me now. You might learn something. BTW, I start college in eight days, so you won't have my ass around either (not that I contribute much, haha). And with rusty no longer around, you're only gonna have seven good original posters (since DHUN DHUN DHUN!! doesn't count) - Zingy, xiayun, DP07, Ripper, dolcevita, makeshift, and Libs. And, dolcevita and makeshift are posting less than usual.

2. You guys are soooo politically ignorant. I used to be able to come to BOM and get all my news there (seriously). But, now, there's a huge thread on the Lebanese war, but there's nothing about upcoming elections (such as the Lieberman issue - do you guys even know what that's about? probably not).

3. I take back my comments in the thread because Michael WOULD bring some controversy and entertainment to this ghost town.

So, yeah, ask me why you suck.


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please tell me why i suck, thanks

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Bodrul

I don't hate you. You're important to this forum because you're one of very few members who lives overseas and shares a different view of international policy. I'd say there's overwhelming support for Isreal on the board, and you are in the minority. For me, at least, that's what a message board's all about. Communicating with people of all types. I can't pretend to understand the opponent if there's no communication at all.

HOWEVER. If it doesn't involve Isreal or an Arab country, you don't respond to anything political. You're not a funny person (and you don't try to be), you don't usually share your opinion on other things - you just discuss football, post your predictions, and move on. Which is fine, but this forum needs some serious, serious improvement. You're not a good moderator/settler, nor a good controvery-causer (haha, I totally just invented that word). You're just kind of in the background and need to come out more and have a bigger presence on the boards.

Does that make sense at all?


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da torri wrote:
Bodrul

I don't hate you. You're important to this forum because you're one of very few members who lives overseas and shares a different view of international policy. I'd say there's overwhelming support for Isreal on the board, and you are in the minority. For me, at least, that's what a message board's all about. Communicating with people of all types. I can't pretend to understand the opponent if there's no communication at all.

HOWEVER. If it doesn't involve Isreal or an Arab country, you don't respond to anything political. You're not a funny person (and you don't try to be), you don't usually share your opinion on other things - you just discuss football, post your predictions, and move on. Which is fine, but this forum needs some serious, serious improvement. You're not a good moderator/settler, nor a good controvery-causer (haha, I totally just invented that word). You're just kind of in the background and need to come out more and have a bigger presence on the boards.

Does that make sense at all?


Makes sense, but wasnt very suck-worthy, i was expecting more of a hatefilled statement. I was underwhelmed.

Not partakingany any other political debate is only because I dont pay too much attention to that of the Americans, moreso british.

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if you want hateful bodrul, i'll post here.

go ahead ross


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da torri wrote:
BF = Bitch fit, not boyfriend. If you've seen White Chicks, you know what I'm referencing.

1. Where are all the good posters? Approach me, and I'll tell you why you're not one of them. Think of this as a "da torri tells you like it is - which is that you suck" thread. Ask me now. You might learn something. BTW, I start college in eight days, so you won't have my ass around either (not that I contribute much, haha). And with rusty no longer around, you're only gonna have seven good original posters (since DHUN DHUN DHUN!! doesn't count) - Zingy, xiayun, DP07, Ripper, dolcevita, makeshift, and Libs. And, dolcevita and makeshift are posting less than usual.

2. You guys are soooo politically ignorant. I used to be able to come to BOM and get all my news there (seriously). But, now, there's a huge thread on the Lebanese war, but there's nothing about upcoming elections (such as the Lieberman issue - do you guys even know what that's about? probably not).

3. I take back my comments in the thread because Michael WOULD bring some controversy and entertainment to this ghost town.

So, yeah, ask me why you suck.



So you do now also comment people??

Well....say something about FILMO....

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Ooh, good. I miss these things.

Go crazy!


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DHUN DHUN DHUN!! wrote:
if you want hateful bodrul, i'll post here.

go ahead ross

I've tried delivering this message to you before, but it's never, really, really worked.

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bABA is immature, as always. Yet, he'd probably mock me for calling him this. That's how mature he is. And, he's getting married. Oh my god.


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bABA continues his self-indulgent streak, with his latest threads "Thread where bABA rates you (part 1782)," "bABA's artistic piece number 4," and "bABA presents: bABA's top 25 animated films." For some reason, he thinks he's Steven Spielberg with the whole "bABA presents." How much longer until we get "bABA presents: bABA's top 25 bABA threads"?


Back in December, I made a thread called "bABA does this, bABA does that." It listed over 1432 threads with the bABA "logo" on it.

So, yeah, while I love fellow Batman geeks, I think you're totally, totally immature and have no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no right being an administrator here. I appreciate what you've done (you've kinda made a name for WoKJ), but the things you post are just TOOOOOO stupid for me to respect you.

I remember one incident where makeshift started posting about being a vegan and you followed by posting a "I LOVE MEAT" thread. It was tasteless, and for someone who strives for humor, it was a bomb a la CINO.

I sometimes think you and BKB should have a stupidity duke-off. I'd put money on you.


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SNRUB

<3<3<3<3<3<3

But you know why you suck? YOU DON'T POST AT ALL. AND BECAUSE YOU DON'T POST, QUALITY POSTERS LIKE MYSELF DO NOT POST. GET IT TOGETHER.


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FILMO

It's not that I hate you, it's jsut that I don't understand you. Why do you post random crap? Who reads this random crap? Why do you continue posting random crap?

Basically, who the fuck are you? What the fuck do you do? Why the fuck are you here? And why does every post of yours include some message about what the world has or hasn't become?


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da torri wrote:


I remember one incident where makeshift started posting about being a vegan and you followed by posting a "I LOVE MEAT" thread. It was tasteless, and for someone who strives for humor, it was a bomb a la CINO.




haha so punny.


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rather harsh

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BJ requests a trashing.

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