Ok... I got this in an e-mail from my grandma... so don't judge it on me... if it's wrong don't blame me


Try this in Mexico

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural USA thing. You would not understand, pal."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in Mexico.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.

Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.

I'm wondering which your grandmother hates more, Americans or Mexicans.

Sadly, it is even worse in Germany than the US where immigrants are getting welfare for years and years and years...

Both? lol... well she is pretty racist... but she's old and doesn't know any better... heh...

she must know some good racist jokes. tell us some Chip.

Warning: Extremely Racist!

[spoil]Tiger Woods and Colin Powell had the same nickname in High School...







Nigger[/spoil]

My uncle told me it... I laughed my ass off and then questioned if I was indeed a racist...

But I'm not...

good one u racist bastard.

That's fucking hilarious. But it can be construed to be anti-racist, which is how I see it.

.....I'm pretty sure threads like these are more damaging than my celebrity rants in attracting smart people to this website.

debbie downer

Laughing at a racist joke makes you a racist as much as enjoying Brokeback Mountian makes you gay. If it's funny, it's funny....and that was damn funny.



What's wrong with five black people driving off a cliff in a Cadillac?
[spoil]Cadillac can hold six.[/spoil]

A black guy and a mexican and are sitting in a car. Who's driving?
[spoil]The cop.[/spoil]

Hahahaahahah, the second one is great, Sommie.

Yeah i am. But its either I stand by and think "wow these guys are being total dicks"
or i actually say it out loud.

The smart option is rarely the one I'll go for on account of me = stupid.

Which is it Michael? Which is it? DEAR GOD, hold me

Heh, Chip's is the best.
[spoil]Why do Indians stink?

So blind people can hate them too.[/spoil]

[spoil]What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
"Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What's the flattest surface you ever ironed your jeans on?
A white girl's ass.

What are the first three words in the Mexican national anthem?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers…"

How do you find the fastest man in Mexico?
Roll a quarter down the hill

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.

Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?
So they can pick strawberries faster

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up

How do you get 5 Cubans in a barrel?
Tell them it floats.

Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time? [/spoil]

Rev, those are awesome.

Here's another great one

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

[spoil]He's black[/spoil]

Slight variation of that, but still funny:

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
[spoil]He doesn't know he's black.[/spoil]

How many Jews can you fit in a car

[spoil]100
2 in the front
3 in the back
and 95 in the ashtray[/spoil]

Hahahahahahaahahaha, some of the funniest jokes in a long while.

Worst comparison ever.

A better comparison, using the same examples, would be to say that if you enjoyed Brokeback Mountain, then there's a fair chance you might condone homosexuality. I think it's fair to say that if you're a homophobe, you're very unlikely to sing the film's praises.

Likewise, laughing at a racist joke implies at the very least that you have no problem with racism. It means that you understand the joke, recognise the stereotypes it perpetuates, and condone their use for comic effect.

If what you're saying is that the mechanic of the joke itself is what's funny, then there'll undoubtedly better - and non-racist - ways of using said mechanic to create a funny joke. For example, the joke "Why can't Stevie Wonder read? - Because he's black" uses a device similar to "How do you get a nun pregnant? - Fuck her".

Now I'm not saying there isn't a place for racist jokes. Whatever floats your boat. And I'm a big fan of free speech and all that guff. But speaking for myself, racism in jokes always turns me off. It doesn't matter how funny the joke is in principle, if it's racist, I usually find myself more uncomfortable than amused.

Nun rape, on the other hand, invariably has me in stitches.