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movies35
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Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:53 pm Posts: 8627 Location: Syracuse, NY
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Zingaling wrote: movies35 wrote: ChipMunky wrote: I can't stand this movie... I don't wanna re-say everything Mr. X said... so I'll just grade it...
6.2/10 (D-) How in the world is a 6/10 a (D-)?  Not everyone goes by your grading system... But, if you want to know, it's the school grading system for most schools.
Oh yeah, I forgot about school grading :wink:
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Shack
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:30 am Posts: 40592
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Very over-rated, didn't like the film at all. D-.
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Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:48 am |
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Bradley Witherberry
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:13 pm Posts: 15197 Location: Planet Xatar
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Gawrsh - sorry to hear a lot of you guys didn't enjoy Napoleon - it is definitely a love it or hate it movie it seems. I set up my tent in the love it camp last spring, and only found it funnier on repeated viewings. The plot was nerderific!
5 out of 5.
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misutaa
je vois l'avenir
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:33 pm Posts: 3841 Location: Hollywood/Berkeley, CA
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I love it. A-
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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It's on cable right now. The movie has grown on me a little bit. I'd give it a B now.
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Renton
Iron Man
Joined: Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:15 pm Posts: 622
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The film had no plot whatsoever but it more or less makes up for it with some great laugh-out-loud jokes. I especially liked the skit!  A solid B.
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Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:07 pm |
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Johnny Dollar
The Lubitsch Touch
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:48 pm Posts: 11019
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An indie film for people who hate indies.
I don't hate independent film.
Wes Anderson is rolling in his grave.
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BacktotheFuture
I'm Batman
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:53 pm Posts: 5554 Location: Long Island
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I re-watched the film and have grown to hate it. Sure it's fun the first time around, but the second it's just fucking annoying.
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DIB2
All Star Poster
Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:57 am Posts: 4669 Location: Anchorage, AK
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Words can not even decribe how freakin appoling this film was  I f***ing hate this movie
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:46 am |
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Squee
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:01 pm Posts: 13270 Location: Yuppieville
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Well, it's kind of charming. But on the other hand, for a comedy, it isn't funny.
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:20 pm |
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Bradley Witherberry
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Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:13 pm Posts: 15197 Location: Planet Xatar
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Squee wrote: But on the other hand, for a comedy, it isn't funny.
Uhhh... that's like the point, eh - not being funny is what makes it so funny...
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:54 pm |
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Squee
Squee
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:01 pm Posts: 13270 Location: Yuppieville
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bradley witherberry wrote: Squee wrote: But on the other hand, for a comedy, it isn't funny.
Uhhh... that's like the point, eh - not being funny is what makes it so funny...
Maybe, but I didn't laugh at the joke.
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:59 pm |
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Shack
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I know I said I hated it above, but I was just trying to fit in on my first couple weeks here...
In all honestly I give it about a B. It's grown on me a lot, it's pretty funny I find. I know this movie will never die, people from my generation will be playing it for years and years.
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:27 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Napoleon Dynamite
D-
Worst movie ever? No, but close. Definitely the worst cult movie I have ever seen. I don't even know where to begin, but I think that yoshue summed it up pretty well with: an indie movie for people who hate indies.
I have never really liked Jon Heder and after this movie, that disliked was more confirmed than ever. He is annoying. Not funny. Just annoying. Just like pretty much everyone else is in this film. Whoever thought that random off-beat stuff is funny was wrong. It was about as funny as watching a dog lick its own balls. I did laugh once I think and I think that somewhere, very very very deep under the whole crappy offbeat "humor" and quirkiness, there's something interesting in Napoleon's development.
However, it just doesn't help if you dislike every single character in the film and want to beat Napoleon's and Pedro's faces about 20 minutes into the film. It really must be the most irritating and pointless comedy I have ever seen. If there has ever been the definite case of "not my kind of humor" - then this is it. There is nothing, nothing of interest to be seen here and this 90 minutes flick felt like 3 hours because just nothing noteworthy ever happens here.
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trixster
loyalfromlondon
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:31 pm Posts: 19697 Location: ville-marie
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 Re: Napoleon Dynamite
Dr. Lecter wrote: an indie movie for people who hate indies. I feel the exact same way about Juno, though, for some reason, ND doesn't irritate me nearly as much as Juno does.
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makeshift
Teenage Dream
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:20 am Posts: 9247
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 Re: Napoleon Dynamite
trixster wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: an indie movie for people who hate indies. I feel the exact same way about Juno, though, for some reason, ND doesn't irritate me nearly as much as Juno does. Yeah, I agree with this. Juno is pretty much the quintessential faux-indie; or the indie both your Grandma can love and you can make a mix CD about. Napoleon Dynamite may not be a lot of things, but it's certainly niche enough to be classified as "indie", whatever that means.
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:21 pm |
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trixster
loyalfromlondon
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:31 pm Posts: 19697 Location: ville-marie
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 Re: Napoleon Dynamite
The number of people that one, even saw Juno, and two, loved it, at my university is gag-inducing. It's not an indie film if it plays at both the arthouse theatre and the local multiplex. And especially not if my friends who think 300 and Transformers are the pinnacle of cinema are in love with it.
I still find Napoleon Dynamite incredibly hilarious. Though it may have been just as insanely over-quoted in the months following its release, and it certainly became as popular as Juno for an "indie" film (maybe not quite as popular, but certainly in the same ballpark), but it never got any award nomination or critical recognition, and I guess that's why I don't hate it so.
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:55 pm |
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Jonathan
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Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:07 pm Posts: 14737 Location: The Present (Duh)
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 Re: Napoleon Dynamite
I still don't get how this became so popular. Like, why? I mean, at least Juno found something resembling half a heart near the end...this just might be one of the most soulless movies I've ever seen. Ugh.
*1/2
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Jim Halpert
Stanley Cup
Joined: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:52 pm Posts: 6981 Location: Hockey Town
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 Re: Napoleon Dynamite
i found it hilarious the first time i saw it. The second time though, not so much
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Napoleon Dynamite
Positive* Jon wrote: I still don't get how this became so popular. Like, why? I mean, at least Juno found something resembling half a heart near the end...this just might be one of the most soulless movies I've ever seen. Ugh.
*1/2 Agreed. I don't see Juno as an indie. I just see it with a good movie. Not flawless, but pretty good.
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:22 pm |
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Thegun
On autopilot for the summer
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 Re: Napoleon Dynamite
Funny, but definitely overrated. Funny characters and a story though.
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BJ
Killing With Kindness
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:57 pm Posts: 25035 Location: Anchorage,Alaska
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worst film ever, I have never been more appalled.
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:32 am |
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Bradley Witherberry
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 Re: Napoleon Dynamite
Here's another one of those rare films vying for a perfectly balanced rating scale - - here's the current, oh so symmetrical, scores: Quote: What's your grade? A 16% [ 4 ] B 20% [ 5 ] C 25% [ 6 ] D 20% [ 5 ] F 16% [ 4 ] Total votes : 24
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:42 am |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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 Re: Napoleon Dynamite
I forgot how strange this movie is.
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Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:17 pm |
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Webslinger
why so serious?
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I don't love it anywhere near as much as I did when I first saw it (in my defense, I was 14), but it's always going to be a stupid guilty pleasure.
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