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 I just Murdered an Ant 
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I feel kinda bad.

I was walkin into the house, saw a rather larger ant wandering around on the driveway. I kept putting my foot in it's way. It didn't care.

One time my foot got a little to close to it's head.

The ant is dead.

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That was strangely poetic.


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The death of this ant is being looked into by the ant police. Fortunately for you, they have already ruled out foul play, and are instead looking into the new "self-squishing head" theory.

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It is my ode to the dead ant.

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Libs wrote:
That was strangely poetic.


Yes it was, but I'm still telling PETA or should that be PETI (People fot the Ethical Treatment of Insectisoids) :lol:

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I have ants in my new place. I vacuum them about once every week, but the bastards won't go away. I'm gonna tip them off about a whiny son of a bitch in Atlanta.


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Phew.

I thought I was the only murderer amongst us, but now I see I am just the lesser of two evils.

May the ants claim their revenge upon you.

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Krem wrote:
I have ants in my new place. I vacuum them about once every week, but the bastards won't go away. I'm gonna tip them off about a whiny son of a bitch in Atlanta.


I don't know if they sell it in the States, but ther is this clear liquid that you pour a few drops on their scent path and the worker ants consume it, return to their nest and feed it to their queen, which then kills her. Without a queen, the colony moves away. Problem solved.

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Mirûvor wrote:
Krem wrote:
I have ants in my new place. I vacuum them about once every week, but the bastards won't go away. I'm gonna tip them off about a whiny son of a bitch in Atlanta.


I don't know if they sell it in the States, but ther is this clear liquid that you pour a few drops on their scent path and the worker ants consume it, return to their nest and feed it to their queen, which then kills her. Without a queen, the colony moves away. Problem solved.

You gotta understand something about me: i'm a lazy bastard. Unless this liquid magically appears in front of me the next tiem I shop at a grocery store (a place that I avoid by all means necessary), I ain't going out of my way to find it :)


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I thought I was the only murderer amongst us, but now I see I am just the lesser of two evils.



Nay, just the lesser of two weevils. :lol: :wink:

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An ant? I once killed a rabbit with my lawn mower.


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An ant? I once killed a rabbit with my lawn mower.


ooh thats horrible! lol!

i kinda feel bad when i kill an insect, but not an ant, more like a roach, i hate the bastards but i dont want to kill them....but i have too :sad:


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Well the thing was, I never meant to kill it. And if I hadn't been so damn bothersome trying to blcok its path with my feet, it would still be alive.

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When is the funeral?


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Our administrator is a murderer, and he has all our information.

I don't like where this is going...


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Mirûvor wrote:
Eagle wrote:
I thought I was the only murderer amongst us, but now I see I am just the lesser of two evils.



Nay, just the lesser of two weevils. :lol: :wink:


I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that...

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Our administrator is a murderer, and he has all our information.

I don't like where this is going...


Sleep with one eye open.

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OMG He killed Kenny. You bastard :mad:

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I really do anything I can to avoid homework...


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I'm really do anything I can to avoid homework...


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FATALITY!


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I'm really do anything I can to avoid homework...


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FATALITY!


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Krem wrote:
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FATALITY!


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We get these tiney ants in our kitchen and we kill them like crazy my mom counted 200 killings in one day.

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