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Eagle
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Location: Pittsburgh
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 I just Murdered an Ant I feel kinda bad.
I was walkin into the house, saw a rather larger ant wandering around on the driveway. I kept putting my foot in it's way. It didn't care.
One time my foot got a little to close to it's head.
The ant is dead.
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Libs
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That was strangely poetic.
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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The death of this ant is being looked into by the ant police. Fortunately for you, they have already ruled out foul play, and are instead looking into the new "self-squishing head" theory.
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Ecks Factor: Cancelled too soon
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Eagle
Site Owner
Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:09 pm
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Location: Pittsburgh
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It is my ode to the dead ant.
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Miruvor
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Libs wrote: That was strangely poetic. Yes it was, but I'm still telling PETA or should that be PETI (People fot the Ethical Treatment of Insectisoids)  _________________
'The stars in the sky...
Bring tears to my eyes...
They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
In years.'
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I have ants in my new place. I vacuum them about once every week, but the bastards won't go away. I'm gonna tip them off about a whiny son of a bitch in Atlanta.
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Eagle
Site Owner
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Location: Pittsburgh
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Phew.
I thought I was the only murderer amongst us, but now I see I am just the lesser of two evils.
May the ants claim their revenge upon you.
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Miruvor
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Krem wrote: I have ants in my new place. I vacuum them about once every week, but the bastards won't go away. I'm gonna tip them off about a whiny son of a bitch in Atlanta. I don't know if they sell it in the States, but ther is this clear liquid that you pour a few drops on their scent path and the worker ants consume it, return to their nest and feed it to their queen, which then kills her. Without a queen, the colony moves away. Problem solved. _________________
'The stars in the sky...
Bring tears to my eyes...
They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
In years.'
MOS
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Mirûvor wrote: Krem wrote: I have ants in my new place. I vacuum them about once every week, but the bastards won't go away. I'm gonna tip them off about a whiny son of a bitch in Atlanta. I don't know if they sell it in the States, but ther is this clear liquid that you pour a few drops on their scent path and the worker ants consume it, return to their nest and feed it to their queen, which then kills her. Without a queen, the colony moves away. Problem solved. You gotta understand something about me: i'm a lazy bastard. Unless this liquid magically appears in front of me the next tiem I shop at a grocery store (a place that I avoid by all means necessary), I ain't going out of my way to find it 
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Miruvor
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Eagle wrote: I thought I was the only murderer amongst us, but now I see I am just the lesser of two evils.
Nay, just the lesser of two weevils. :wink: _________________
'The stars in the sky...
Bring tears to my eyes...
They're lighting my way... tonight.
And I haven't felt so alive..
In years.'
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MGKC
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Location: Kansas City, Kansas
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An ant? I once killed a rabbit with my lawn mower.
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matatonio
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MG Casey wrote: An ant? I once killed a rabbit with my lawn mower. ooh thats horrible! lol!
i kinda feel bad when i kill an insect, but not an ant, more like a roach, i hate the bastards but i dont want to kill them....but i have too 
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Eagle
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Location: Pittsburgh
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Well the thing was, I never meant to kill it. And if I hadn't been so damn bothersome trying to blcok its path with my feet, it would still be alive.
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When is the funeral?
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zingy
College Boy Z
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Our administrator is a murderer, and he has all our information.
I don't like where this is going...
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insomniacdude
I just lost the game
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:00 pm
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Mirûvor wrote: Eagle wrote: I thought I was the only murderer amongst us, but now I see I am just the lesser of two evils.
Nay, just the lesser of two weevils. :wink: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that... _________________
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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Zingaling wrote: Our administrator is a murderer, and he has all our information.
I don't like where this is going... Sleep with one eye open.
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A. G.
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Goody Two Shoes was a guilty pleasure, that's all I have to say.
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WDW04
Aslan Reigns Supreme
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:45 pm
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OMG He killed Kenny. You bastard 
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insomniacdude
I just lost the game
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I really do anything I can to avoid homework...
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insomniacdude wrote: I'm really do anything I can to avoid homework... FATALITY!
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are-why-a-en
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Location: The Beautiful Islands of San Diego
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Krem wrote: insomniacdude wrote: I'm really do anything I can to avoid homework... FATALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!
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insomniacdude
I just lost the game
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Krem wrote: insomniacdude wrote: I'm really do anything I can to avoid homework... FATALITY! Remember when Mortal Kombat was actually good? Awwww.... those were the days.
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Appy
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We get these tiney ants in our kitchen and we kill them like crazy my mom counted 200 killings in one day.
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