Well my life would probably be better without my mother in it, not saying I want to be a murderer, but if choosing between that and my own life it's not that hard

My mom's already dead, can I kill my dad instead and take the 5 mill?

Is she a bad person? Or is she old and sick and hanging on by a thread?

I wrote Be Killed...but then again...I would ask my mom what she would suggest, she'd probably choose her death over mine...so...KILL

Probably kill.

But it's illuminating that zwackerm would essentially have sex with both of his parents over money, and would die for them over money.

Sure

My parents were emotionally abusive and having to talk to them on the phone every few weeks is the part of my life I dread the most. They're not the most evil people in the world and don't deserve to die, and they contributed positively to my life more than a lot of parents just by money alone, but they have a toxic influence on my emotional well being

If forced to choose, would you rather

pry your thumbnail off with a fork

or

put a toothpick under your big toenail (point first) and kick a wall with full force

?

Toothpick. Prying your thumbnail off with a fork is absolutely fucking horrifying

I had once my big toenail split. Shit got infected and the toenail died. Took almost a year before a new grew. No thanks not again!

So I do the fork thing.

The fork thing.

Toenail
The one-off pain should be a whole lot better than slowly suffering.

Now I'm with Algren. This question is stupid.

You're on your own!

wtf

I didnt even make up the newest question, I found inspiration for it elsewhere.

Pick your pain!

This question was unpopular!

Would you rather

be unemployed for the rest of your life (no money struggles) but have a loving family (perfect wife/husband, perfect kids)

or

have the job of your dreams with great income for the rest of your life, but never ever have a family or even a boyfriend/a girlfriend

?

(courtesy of zwackerm)

No-brainer for me - the former. It actually ends at "no money struggles". I have never actually liked working. So if I had enough money not to have to worj ever again, that is exactly what I would do. Instead I would devote my time to travelling, movies and whatever else floats my boat.

Family for me too, though I did not think about the traveling and fun when posing the question.

The first one has no downside. So, that one.

I think it becomes more difficult if you add, say, that you'll be financially dependent from your wife/girlfriend. That would at least make me think twice.

I sort of thought of it as being a house husband with just enough to get by rather than jet setting with money to spare.

"No money struggles" doesn't imply "just enough to get by"