These are always a joke but...here they are!

Best Picture
12 YEARS A SLAVE
ALL IS LOST
AMERICAN HUSTLE
BLUE JASMINE
CAPTAIN PHILLIPS
GRAVITY
INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS
PHILOMENA
SAVING MR. BANKS
THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

Best Director
Woody Allen, BLUE JASMINE
Joel Coen & Ethan Coen, INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS
Alfonso Cuaron, GRAVITY
Paul Greengrass, CAPTAIN PHILLIPS
Ron Howard, RUSH
Steve McQueen, 12 YEARS A SLAVE
David O. Russell, AMERICAN HUSTLE
Martin Scorsese, THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

Best Actor
Christian Bale, AMERICAN HUSTLE
Bruce Dern, NEBRASKA
Leonardo DiCaprio, THE WOLF OF WALL STREET
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 YEARS A SLAVE
Tom Hanks, CAPTAIN PHILLIPS
Matthew McConaughey, DALLAS BUYERS CLUB
Robert Redford, ALL IS LOST
Forest Whitaker, LEE DANIELS' THE BUTLER

Best Actress
Amy Adams, AMERICAN HUSTLE
Cate Blanchett, BLUE JASMINE
Sandra Bullock, GRAVITY
Judi Dench, PHILOMENA
Adèle Exarchopoulos, BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, ENOUGH SAID
Meryl Streep, AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY
Emma Thompson, SAVING MR. BANKS

Best Supporting Actor
Casey Affleck, OUT OF THE FURNACE
Bradley Cooper, AMERICAN HUSTLE
Michael Fassbender, 12 YEARS A SLAVE
Harrison Ford, 42
Ryan Gosling, THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES
Jake Gyllenhaal, PRISONERS
Tom Hanks, SAVING MR. BANKS
Jared Leto, DALLAS BUYERS CLUB

Best Supporting Actress
Sally Hawkins, BLUE JASMINE
Jennifer Lawrence, AMERICAN HUSTLE
Lupita Nyong'o, 12 YEARS A SLAVE
Julia Roberts, AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY
Léa Seydoux, BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR
June Squibb, NEBRASKA
Emily Watson, THE BOOK THIEF
Oprah Winfrey, LEE DANIELS' THE BUTLER

Best Picture, International
BETHLEHEM (Israel)
BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR (France)
THE BROKEN CIRCLE BREAKDOWN (Belgium)
CIRCLES (Serbia)
FOUR CORNERS (South Africa)
THE GREAT BEAUTY (Italy)
THE HUNT (Denmark)
METRO MANILA (United Kingdom)
THE PAST (Iran)
WADJDA (Saudi Arabia)

Best Picture, Animated
CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2
THE CROODS
EPIC
ERNEST & CELENTINE
FROZEN
MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
TURBO
THE WIND RISES

Best Picture, Documentary
20 FEET FROM STARDOM
THE ACT OF KILLING
AFTER TILLER
AMERICAN PROMISE
BLACKFISH
EVOCATEUR: THE MORTON DOWNEY JR. MOVIE
SOUND CITY
THE SQUARE
STORIES WE TELL
TIM'S VERMEER

Best Screenplay, Original
AMERICAN HUSTLE, David O. Russell, Eric Singer
BLUE JASMINE, Woody Allen
ENOUGH SAID, Nicole Holofcener
HER, Spike Jonze
INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS, Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
SAVING MR. BANKS, Kelly Marcell, Sue Smith

Best Screenplay, Adapted
BEFORE MIDNIGHT, Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy, Richard Linklater
CAPTAIN PHILLIPS, Billy Ray
LONE SURVIVOR, Peter Berg
PHILOMENA, Jeff Pope, Steve Coogan
THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, Terence Winter

Best Original Score
12 YEARS A SLAVE, Hans Zimmer
THE BOOK THIEF, John Williams
HER, Arcade Fire
PHILOMENA, Alexandre Desplat
THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY, Theodore Shapiro

Best Original Song
DESPICABLE ME 2, "Happy"
FROZEN, "Let It Go"
THE GREAT GATSBY, "Young and Beautiful"
THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG, "I See Fire"
INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS, "Please Mr. Kennedy"
SHORT TERM 12, "So You Know What It's Like"

Best Cinematography
12 YEARS A SLAVE, Sean Bobbitt
GRAVITY, Emmanuel Lubezki
PRISONERS, Roger Deakins
RUSH, Anthony Dod Mantle
THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY, Stuart Dryburgh

Best Visual Effects
ALL IS LOST, Brendan O'Dell, Colin Davies, Robert Munroe
GRAVITY, Charles Howell, Chris Lawrence, Tim Webber
OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, James Schwalm, Scott Stokdyk, Troy Saliba
RUSH, Antoine Moulineau, Jody Johnson, Mark Hodgkins
WORLD WAR Z, Andrew R. Jones, Jessica Norman, Matt Johnson, Scott Farrar

Best Film Editing
AMERICAN HUSTLE, Crispin Struthers, Jay Cassidy
GRAVITY, Alfonso Cuaron, Mark Sanger

Best Sound (Editing and Mixing)
ALL IS LOST, Brandon Proctor, Richard Hymns, Steve Boeddeker
ELYSIUM, Christopher Scarabosio, Craig Berkey, Dave Whitehead, David Husby
GRAVITY, Glenn Freemantle, Niv Adiri, Skip Lievsay
INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS, Igor Nikolic, Paul Urmson, Skip Lievsay
RUSH, Danny Hambrook, Frank Kruse, Markus Stemler

Best Art Design & Production Design
THE INVISIBLE WOMAN, Maria Djurkovic, Tatiana Macdonald
LEE DANIELS' THE BUTLER, Diane Lederman, Tim Galvin
OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, Nancy Haigh, Robert Stromberg
SAVING MR. BANKS, Lauren E. Polizzi, Michael Corenblith

Best Costume Design
THE GREAT GATSBY, Catherine Martin
THE INVISIBLE WOMAN, Michael O'Connor
OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, Gary Jones
RUSH, Julian Day
SAVING MR. BANKS, Daniel Orlandi

http://www.pressacademy.com/award_cat/current-nominees/

These are actually not as insane as in most years, though obviously they just included everyone....

Glad to see many nominations for All Is Lost, including Best Picture.

Any bets on how many of the voters here actually saw Wolf of Wall Street before nominating it for Picture/Directing/Actor/Screenplay? I'd be shocked if the number was above zero.

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lol Golden Satellites. Thank god we have them to be the perpetual laughing stock of awards season.

They probably didn't see Lone Survivor and American Hustle either.

lol, embarrassing.

Too many acting nominations or they should just have separate categories like the Globes.

They used to.

Three nominations stand out as peculiar: Casey Affleck in Out of the Furnace, Ryan Gosling in The Place Beyond the Pines, and Emily Watson in The Book Thief. Every other choice can be reduced to, "They chose the seven or eight people widely considered in contention for the equivalent Oscar," but Affleck, Gosling, and Watson are not on many or even any prognosticators' lists, so I wonder if these are choices inspired by real admiration.

There are a handful of phenomenal performances in The Place Beyond the Pines, even if it is well outside the Oscar race at this point.

I love how they only bothered to nominate two movies for Best Film Editing.

You know what stands out much more? Despicable Me 2 missing from their Best Animated Feature nominees list, which includes Turbo, Epic and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2.