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Passionate Thug
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 Actor Tom Sizemore caught with Fake Penis http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050211/people_nm/crime_sizemore_dc
Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.
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What the hell was he Thinking?
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| Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:16 pm |
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I guess he didn't realize that his own penis was expect to size more
I kill myself.
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Maximus
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He tried to use a dildo in a drug test?! Sounds erotic...
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Mister Ecks
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Stupid bastard.
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Algren
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HAHAHAHA! I like Tom Sizemore though.  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Passionate Thug
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Krem wrote: I guess he didn't realize that his own penis was expect to size more
I kill myself. :razz:
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Terminator1997
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that's hilarious
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Spidey
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What the hell!
Tom Sizemore in his jail cell
"Damn it. I new I should have used a real penis!!"
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makeshift
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Ha! That's too funny.
Has anyone here ever actually seen one of these things? My friend had one for his random drug screenings at his place of work. It's a fake, flacid penis that has a tube running threw it connected to a medical bag that holds urine with a pump attatched. The pump and bag go in your jacket pocket. It's pretty funny looking.
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Passionate Thug
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makeshift wrote: Ha! That's too funny.
Has anyone here ever actually seen one of these things? My friend had one for his random drug screenings at his place of work. It's a fake, flacid penis that has a tube running threw it connected to a medical bag that holds urine with a pump attatched. The pump and bag go in your jacket pocket. It's pretty funny looking. Why not just tie the bag to your unit and squeeze? #-o ](*,)
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Libs
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makeshift wrote: Ha! That's too funny.
Has anyone here ever actually seen one of these things? My friend had one for his random drug screenings at his place of work. It's a fake, flacid penis that has a tube running threw it connected to a medical bag that holds urine with a pump attatched. The pump and bag go in your jacket pocket. It's pretty funny looking. Maybe he was castrated by Heidi Fleiss and *had* to use a fake one. I bet no one thought of that #-o
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TonyMontana
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Ironically, he may become acquainted with some real penises in prison.
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STEVE ROGERS
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Re: Actor Tom Sizemore caught with Fake Penis BOYFRESH wrote: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050211/people_nm/crime_sizemore_dcActor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake PenisLOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday. :dum: What the hell was he Thinking? _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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STEVE ROGERS
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makeshift wrote: Ha! That's too funny.
Has anyone here ever actually seen one of these things? My friend had one for his random drug screenings at his place of work. It's a fake, flacid penis that has a tube running threw it connected to a medical bag that holds urine with a pump attatched. The pump and bag go in your jacket pocket. It's pretty funny looking. _________________http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmXF3CE04A This kills TDKR At the box office next summer.. Get used to this
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Algren
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He's in Jail huh? well, he has had expereice of being in jail before, he was in Lock Up with SYlvester Stallone,its a prison drama :wink:
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Sugar Magnolia
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What a moron! I mean, he could've just cut off someone else's penis and used it...
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