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Passionate Thug
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 Actor Tom Sizemore caught with Fake Penis
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050211/people_nm/crime_sizemore_dc
Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.
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What the hell was he Thinking?
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:16 pm |
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Anonymous
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I guess he didn't realize that his own penis was expect to size more
I kill myself.
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:19 pm |
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Maximus
Hot Fuss
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:46 am Posts: 8427 Location: floridaaa
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He tried to use a dildo in a drug test?! Sounds erotic...
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:50 pm |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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Stupid bastard.
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:51 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68223 Location: Seattle, WA
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HAHAHAHA! I like Tom Sizemore though. 
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Passionate Thug
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:01 am Posts: 5264 Location: Wakanda
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Krem wrote: I guess he didn't realize that his own penis was expect to size more
I kill myself.
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Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:01 pm |
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Terminator1997
George A. Romero
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 that's hilarious
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Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:06 pm |
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Spidey
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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:13 pm Posts: 10678
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What the hell!
Tom Sizemore in his jail cell
"Damn it. I new I should have used a real penis!!"
Last edited by Spidey on Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:35 pm |
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makeshift
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Ha! That's too funny.
Has anyone here ever actually seen one of these things? My friend had one for his random drug screenings at his place of work. It's a fake, flacid penis that has a tube running threw it connected to a medical bag that holds urine with a pump attatched. The pump and bag go in your jacket pocket. It's pretty funny looking.
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Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:43 pm |
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Passionate Thug
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makeshift wrote: Ha! That's too funny.
Has anyone here ever actually seen one of these things? My friend had one for his random drug screenings at his place of work. It's a fake, flacid penis that has a tube running threw it connected to a medical bag that holds urine with a pump attatched. The pump and bag go in your jacket pocket. It's pretty funny looking.
Why not just tie the bag to your unit and squeeze? #-o ](*,) 
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Libs
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makeshift wrote: Ha! That's too funny.
Has anyone here ever actually seen one of these things? My friend had one for his random drug screenings at his place of work. It's a fake, flacid penis that has a tube running threw it connected to a medical bag that holds urine with a pump attatched. The pump and bag go in your jacket pocket. It's pretty funny looking.
Maybe he was castrated by Heidi Fleiss and *had* to use a fake one. I bet no one thought of that #-o
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TonyMontana
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Ironically, he may become acquainted with some real penises in prison.
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STEVE ROGERS
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 Re: Actor Tom Sizemore caught with Fake Penis
BOYFRESH wrote: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050211/people_nm/crime_sizemore_dcActor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake PenisLOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.  :dum: What the hell was he Thinking?
Yeah, I've seen these fake penises for Drug testing advertised in HIGH TIMES Magazine and the bottom line is simple: They don't work for the mere fact that it decreases the temperature of the Urine from your body and that's a dead giveaway right there.. It's sort of sad cause I think Sizemore is a great actor and was really good in HEAT..
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STEVE ROGERS
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makeshift wrote: Ha! That's too funny.
Has anyone here ever actually seen one of these things? My friend had one for his random drug screenings at his place of work. It's a fake, flacid penis that has a tube running threw it connected to a medical bag that holds urine with a pump attatched. The pump and bag go in your jacket pocket. It's pretty funny looking.
Did he pass it or fail??? People need to understand that these Lab Technicians that take your Urine will screen the temperature for it to be genuine, otherwise, they'll fail it.. There wise to this shit..
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68223 Location: Seattle, WA
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He's in Jail huh? well, he has had expereice of being in jail before, he was in Lock Up with SYlvester Stallone,its a prison drama :wink:
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Sugar Magnolia
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What a moron! I mean, he could've just cut off someone else's penis and used it...
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