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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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rusty wrote: being a cop is cool eh  Only during hippie season (late fall, early spring)
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lovemerox
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 TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were!  YOu ever frisk? _________________
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Terminator1997
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lovemerox wrote: TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were! YOu ever frisk? he likes telling people to "assume the position" hehe
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Maximus
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Terminator1997 wrote: lovemerox wrote: TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were! YOu ever frisk? he likes telling people to "assume the position" hehe HAHAH!!!!!
And hes got the whip/stick thing and cuffs for some time
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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zach wrote: Terminator1997 wrote: lovemerox wrote: TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were! YOu ever frisk? he likes telling people to "assume the position" hehe HAHAH!!!!! And hes got the whip/stick thing and cuffs for some time Most of the time when I work I only wear a faux leopard skin thong and my gun belt (complete with "whip/stick thing" and handcuffs). And, nothing else.
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Maximus
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TonyMontana wrote: zach wrote: Terminator1997 wrote: lovemerox wrote: TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were! YOu ever frisk? he likes telling people to "assume the position" hehe HAHAH!!!!! And hes got the whip/stick thing and cuffs for some time Most of the time when I work I only wear a faux leopard skin thong and my gun belt (complete with "whip/stick thing" and handcuffs). And, nothing else. That sounds sorta hot 
*runs to photoshop* 
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lovemerox
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zach wrote: TonyMontana wrote: zach wrote: Terminator1997 wrote: lovemerox wrote: TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were! YOu ever frisk? he likes telling people to "assume the position" hehe HAHAH!!!!! And hes got the whip/stick thing and cuffs for some time Most of the time when I work I only wear a faux leopard skin thong and my gun belt (complete with "whip/stick thing" and handcuffs). And, nothing else. That sounds sorta hot *runs to photoshop* :Runs right behind zack: _________________
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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Eeek! I'm pretty sure that image would drive half of this forum away. The other half that stayed would scare me.
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