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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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rusty wrote: being a cop is cool eh 
Only during hippie season (late fall, early spring)
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lovemerox
Forum General
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:16 pm Posts: 6499 Location: Down along the dixie line
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TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were! 
YOu ever frisk?
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Terminator1997
George A. Romero
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:30 pm Posts: 9773 Location: Enjoying a cold pint
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lovemerox wrote: TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were!  YOu ever frisk?
he likes telling people to "assume the position" hehe
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:36 pm |
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Maximus
Hot Fuss
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:46 am Posts: 8427 Location: floridaaa
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Terminator1997 wrote: lovemerox wrote: TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were!  YOu ever frisk? he likes telling people to "assume the position" hehe
HAHAH!!!!!
And hes got the whip/stick thing and cuffs for some time
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:38 pm |
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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zach wrote: Terminator1997 wrote: lovemerox wrote: TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were!  YOu ever frisk? he likes telling people to "assume the position" hehe HAHAH!!!!! And hes got the whip/stick thing and cuffs for some time
Most of the time when I work I only wear a faux leopard skin thong and my gun belt (complete with "whip/stick thing" and handcuffs). And, nothing else.
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:42 pm |
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Maximus
Hot Fuss
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:46 am Posts: 8427 Location: floridaaa
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TonyMontana wrote: zach wrote: Terminator1997 wrote: lovemerox wrote: TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were!  YOu ever frisk? he likes telling people to "assume the position" hehe HAHAH!!!!! And hes got the whip/stick thing and cuffs for some time Most of the time when I work I only wear a faux leopard skin thong and my gun belt (complete with "whip/stick thing" and handcuffs). And, nothing else.
That sounds sorta hot
*runs to photoshop* 
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Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:43 pm |
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lovemerox
Forum General
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:16 pm Posts: 6499 Location: Down along the dixie line
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zach wrote: TonyMontana wrote: zach wrote: Terminator1997 wrote: lovemerox wrote: TonyMontana wrote: darth pimp wrote: A kid named Jimmy used to steal my pimp/ho action figures all the time when I was in 3rd grade. He was bigger and was in 4th. I stood up to him once and he kicked me in the stomach. I ran away crying like a tonymontana.
A few weeks later I tried to fight him again, and he hit put me in a headlock and hit me in the face and made my nose bleed. I eventually got away, ran off crying and hid in a fetal position in a corner until a teacher found me. After two ass whoopings, I just stayed away from him
Not long after I started my job, I pulled over Jimmy's wife, banged her twice, and made her work for me. He came to defend his honor, so i beat him up with my pimp stick. He was crying like a little tonymontana. I haven't seen him since (except for the couple of times he came to pay me so he can screw his wife).
True story. I can't believe you took my sweet innocent, heart warmning story about a boy and his marbles and turned it into a tawdry tail of sex and violence. Shame on you pimp! Actually, it's kind of eerie how similar our stories were!  YOu ever frisk? he likes telling people to "assume the position" hehe HAHAH!!!!! And hes got the whip/stick thing and cuffs for some time Most of the time when I work I only wear a faux leopard skin thong and my gun belt (complete with "whip/stick thing" and handcuffs). And, nothing else. That sounds sorta hot  *runs to photoshop* 
:Runs right behind zack:
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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Eeek! I'm pretty sure that image would drive half of this forum away. The other half that stayed would scare me.
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