It's that time again. Everyone's favorite ridiculous, awful summer guilty pleasure Big Brother returns for its 16th (!) season one week from today. The schedule this year will be: Sunday at 8 (noms), Wednesday at 8 (veto), Thursday at 9 (live eviction/HOH).

Amber (26) 5th Evicted on July 31
Brittany (29) 4th Evicted on July 24
Caleb (26) 13th Evicted on September 17 (Jury)
Christine (23) 11th Evicted on September 4 (Jury)
Cody (23) Runner-Up, September 24 (received 2/9 jury votes)
Derrick (30) Winner, September 24 (received 7/9 jury votes)
Devin (26) 3rd Evicted on July 17
Donny (42) 9th Evicted on August 28 (Jury)
Frankie (31) 12th Evicted on September 16 (Jury)
Hayden (21) 7th Evicted on August 7 (Jury)
Jocasta (33) 6th Evicted on August 7 (Jury)
Joey (27) 1st Evicted on July 3
Nicole (21) 10th Evicted on September 4 (Jury)
Paola (27) 2nd Evicted on July 10
Victoria (22) 14th Evicted on September 24 (Jury)
Zach (23) 8th Evicted on August 21 (Jury)

I kinda dig it, actually.

It looked better the more I saw of it (the house). At least it's different.

At least if the cast is boring, there will be interesting things in the background.

I wonder if the ladies are going to have anything to look at this season, because they didn't last year.

You're telling me. There was Howard and...um...

I want some beefcake, BB. Make it happen.

YES! I can't wait!

Last season was a complete freaking mess though. And it got so boring once Elissa left. I still cannot believe Andy won.

Andy was the worst. THE WORST.

Wonder how many returning contestants we'll have. They went an entire season without a returnee. That's like a record for them. They couldn't even do it completely, they had Rachel's slow-talking, shinier sister.

A part of me wants all newbies again, a part of me wants returners. Last season was an absolute train wreck with all newbies and no one knew how to play the game at all (I still blame Helen and her "it's too soon to make a move!" spiel for the end result being what it was). But there was (obviously) lots of drama so...

Fucking Helen

Isn't the rumor that it may be All-Stars this year?

I don't think it's full-on All Stars. If anything, it'll be a mix of new people and veterans like BB13 and BB14. The gimmick I'm hearing speculated about most is that it's a Blood vs. Water type deal they're ripping off from Survivor (people competing with their family members). But who knows.

Thank god for big brother, the World Cup and true blood to save the summer

I would totally take out my brother first if we were on the same season.

I feel like All-Stars is rumored every year. I wish they would just do it, rather than these half-hearted attempts.

And here I was gonna say how excited I was for this season and I see this rude comment! You wouldn't be able to get me out. I'm too likable. I'd be the first in the jury and be super pissed about it.

(I wouldn't actually take you out. I would just pretend.)

The cast has been announced! All newbies again (LMAO), no vets at all. Unless they're pulling a fast one on us.

ETA: The "stunt casting" this season is Ariana Grande's older brother. LMFAO. Who one of my cousins went to college with and was with friends with. Double LMFAO.

http://www.cbs.com/shows/big_brother/season/16/cast/

Ew. Ariana Grande is the worst. I can only imagine how awful the rest of her family is.

Also, the female viewers have much better eye candy this season than last. And the male eye candy is... gone.

No veterans this season. Second season in a row unless some twist comes back.

OMG there's already racism controversy and the season hasn't even started yet. lolfailallisongrodner.



The person being all racist and gross above is Caleb.

Lol perfect

Is it so hard for people to learn the differences between your and you're? That's almost the most offensive part of that. Almost.

I can't believe people watch this shit. No wait, I can believe it, after all it's being watched by dumb Americans.