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Libs
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 Re: Big Brother 13 Rachel faceplanting was hilarious. And Brendon was so, so gross tonight. Resorting to "jokes" about muffin tops? For shame.
Porsche talked about how her shoulders were in pain...and pointed to her elbow. Enough said.
Shelly is kind of baffling. "Those are two classless people up there." I can't tell if she's seriously just kissing ass 24/7 or she actually thinks that but...Kalia was actually JUST cheering you on. That was so confusing.
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thompsoncory
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Re: Big Brother 13 Brendon took Rachel off the block. Jordan went up as a replacement.
He's officially solidified himself as the biggest idiot on this show of all time. I hate him more than Rachel. He better be going.
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Libs
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Re: Big Brother 13 thompsoncory wrote: Brendon took Rachel off the block. Jordan went up as a replacement.
He's officially solidified himself as the biggest idiot on this show of all time. I hate him more than Rachel. He better be going. Putting Jordan up as the replacement was definitely the right move to get Brendon out. No one will vote against Jordan except obviously Rachel and maybe Porsche. Yay!
The prospect of seeing Rachel in the house without "MY MANNNNN" is sort of interesting, since she got booted before him last year.
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Big Brother 13 Decided to take a spoiler sabbatical this week... and I caved after watching Sunday's episode. I HAD to see if Brendon or Rachel would be going.
First, Daniele is awesome. I love her snarky attitude towards Brenchel. I don't know how it was, but on the TV edit, her deal with Jorff came off genuine. I hope they remember it this time next week should they win this week's HOH.
Second, Daniele said she was the only one willing to nominate Brenchel, and normally the person saying that is deluded into thinking they're the only one willing to make a big move. But really, she is. Porsche and Shelly were on their side? Really? Why? Does that benefit them at all? Of course Adam and Lawon would never win HOH this early to make themselves target. So yeah, Dani was the only one willing to do it. Kalia probably would've caved and nominated Jordan and Porsche.
Third, Brendon's a doucheturd. I really hope there aren't any revivals for evicted houseguests, because I fear he would come back. But the rumor is that there might be. Then again, that's been rumored before and it didn't happen. Then again... again... we haven't had a revival since BB9.
Fourth, Dani's still awesome.
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Big Brother 13 New rankings based on Sunday's show:
1. Daniele (Despite BB being mostly a crapshoot, she might be in a better position now than she was before Dominic was her secret alliance. Unless the long-rumored "evicted houseguest revival" comes into play this week... I really hope not. We don't need someone back in the game.)
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2. Jordan (She's still adorable, even if she's playing with the wrong crowd.)
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3. Kalia (I don't like her enough to rank her higher... certainly don't trust her at all...)
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4. Jeff (Eh.)
5. Lawon (Eh with stereotypical black 70s sitcom character sass.)
6. Porsche (She's an enigma.)
7. Shelly (Her lies will catch up to her.)
8. Adam (Can't stand him. At all.)
9. Brendon (Ugh.)
10. Rachel (Ugh with fake breasts, lips, basically fake everything.)
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thompsoncory
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Re: Big Brother 13 1. Jordan
2. Daniele
3. Kalia
4. Lawon
5. Jeff
6. Shelly
7. Porsche
8. Rachel
9. Brendon
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| Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:45 am |
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Libs
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Re: Big Brother 13 I'm having a hard time ranking these people, other than to say Daniele is impressing me by being the only person willing to shake up the game, and that Jordan is still the most appealing personality. It's funny to me Jordan is aligned with Brenchel, because she's the exact opposite kind of player as them. Brenchel are good at competitions but terrible at the social element (and seem to think anyone not on their side is a "floater" because they're both idiots), while Jordan is an expert at reading people and getting along with them. In other news, it sounds like Daniele has snared lapdog Porsche away from Rachel. I can't wait for Brendon to leave and Rachel to completely lose her shit. Imagine if someone on her side doesn't win HOH and/or someone like Dominic or Cassi comes back into the game. She.will.lose.it.
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Big Brother 13 Thing is, Rachel is impossibly a force to be reckoned with in HOH competitions. She's only lost one HOH (her first in BB12). That scares me for this week. She's the only person who, guaranteed, will nominate Daniele.
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Re: Big Brother 13 Mister Ecks wrote: Thing is, Rachel is impossibly a force to be reckoned with in HOH competitions. She's only lost one HOH (her first in BB12). That scares me for this week. She's the only person who, guaranteed, will nominate Daniele. She might be thrown off her game by the fact Brendon will have just gotten booted minutes before. Not that it will be a surprise, but we all know what an emotional basketcase she is.
I think I'm rooting for Porsche to win HOH. lmao. She's so vapid and unintentionally hilarious but I feel like chaos/hilarity would ensue.
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Libs
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Re: Big Brother 13 I just can't get over how Brenchel hilariously misuse the term "floater" without fail, two seasons running.
According to them, a floater is:
-Everyone who was not Brendon and Rachel last season
-Everyone who is not Brendon and Rachel, or Jeff and Jordan, this season
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Mister Ecks
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Re: Big Brother 13 Libs wrote: Mister Ecks wrote: Thing is, Rachel is impossibly a force to be reckoned with in HOH competitions. She's only lost one HOH (her first in BB12). That scares me for this week. She's the only person who, guaranteed, will nominate Daniele. She might be thrown off her game by the fact Brendon will have just gotten booted minutes before. Not that it will be a surprise, but we all know what an emotional basketcase she is.
I think I'm rooting for Porsche to win HOH. lmao. She's so vapid and unintentionally hilarious but I feel like chaos/hilarity would ensue. Porsche scares me. She's like batshit crazy. She would carry out the wishes of the last person to talk to her before nominations. I don't think she has a true allegiance. Also, it's so random when BB tries to inject some random "these are real people" segments, like Lawon's gay confession on Sunday (which probably took place on Day 2). It didn't help that it came with Jordan present, after Jeff's "Dumblegate".
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Re: Big Brother 13
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thompsoncory
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Re: Big Brother 13 LOL that fight was awesome  I also loved Ragan vs. Rachel from last year. Or a moment like when Natalie, Lydia and Chima were crying over Jessie
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Re: Big Brother 13 Libs wrote: I'm still craving a HUGE fight. I feel like nothing in recent years has compared to the hilarity of Keesha's birthday party from BB10. Does anyone else remember that? "WHO WANTS CAKE? I just recently watched that. Awesome stuff. I also liked Keesha's epiphany that Memphis was going to vote her out in Final 4, and you just have Memphis and Dan looking at each other while Keesha's ranting.
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Re: Big Brother 13 AgentX wrote: Libs wrote: I'm still craving a HUGE fight. I feel like nothing in recent years has compared to the hilarity of Keesha's birthday party from BB10. Does anyone else remember that? "WHO WANTS CAKE? I just recently watched that. Awesome stuff. I also liked Keesha's epiphany that Memphis was going to vote her out in Final 4, and you just have Memphis and Dan looking at each other while Keesha's ranting. BB10 was so, so, so good. So many trashy fights (and obviously, the birthday party is the best). Libra was like the best bitch Big Brother has ever had. And Dan is my favorite winner ever. In today's developments: Dani gave a shoutout to Shelly's family in her HOH blog, she told Shelly this, Shelly then cries (out of happiness, apparently).
Cue Rachel flipping the fuck out that the HOHs aren't allowed to do shoutouts and Daniele is Satan for manipulating Shelly's emotions.
Cue everyone else being like...what the HELL are you talking about, crazy?
Cue Rachel having a nervous breakdown and sobbing for hours. This chick is so insecure. She needs psychiatric help, like immediately. Regarding tonight's episode: The main point to take away is that Brendon is a huge douchenozzle and must be stopped at any cost. I think I actually preferred the pathetic weakling from last season to this bozo. Also, he was so self-satisfied with his stupid switcheroo that had the effect of a) giving Dani what she wanted in the first place and b) making everyone else in the house doubt Brenchel further. Good one!
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Re: Big Brother 13 Aaaand Rachel's meltdown continues in full force.
She keeps sobbing uncontrollably, going into rants about how everyone hates her and America hates her and she can't get work outside of Big Brother because of how she's portrayed on TV or something. She cannot possibly be real.
OH. MY. GOD. Get that girl some freaking therapy already and get her away from Brendon. They have the most unhealthy and co-dependent relationship.
Even Shelly is being awesome in response to this nonsense.
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Re: Big Brother 13 99% of posts in this topic are spoiler related. Can we just officially make this a spoiler topic? This game is getting very out of hand. Brendan really should have kept himself in the game.
If a houseguest returns and is either Cassi or Dom, Rachel's reaction may make BB history...
At this point, Rachel/Danielle/Jeff are too high profile to stay in the game long enough to make the finals. Kalia as well. That would leave Jordan/Shelley/Porsche/Lawon/Adam as the top 5. They won't give another win to Jordan, and Lawon and Adam would have a tough time winning against anyone but each other.
The winner of BB13 imo will be either Porshe or Shelley. One of them seems destined to at least make the top 2...
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Re: Big Brother 13 Shelly will overplay her hand before the finals. I think. Now if they actually catch on is a different story.
I think Daniele still has a shot, as does Jordan. Actually they should team up if Jeff goes soon.
Porsche is most likely to drift to the finals.
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Re: Big Brother 13 Shelly is basically a snake but she's played a surprisingly impressive game so far. She feeds into people's egos and plays ALL sides of the house, mostly undetected other than a few throwaway comments.
I think she is Jeff/Jordan's preferred person to take to the final three if they actually make it that far.
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Re: Big Brother 13 Shelly might go if she pisses off the wrong person (i.e. Rachel). She might make one bad move somewhere and it'll cost her. Maybe not.
I wish I had Showtime Two to see some of BBAD. Or the feeds. I don't have a ton of free time for it, but a bit of insight here and there would be good. It sucks going on the CBS show and Hamsterwatch/Jokers Updates.
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Re: Big Brother 13 Oh my.
First, Brendon blissfully gets the boot. PLEASE GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK (i.e. pleaaaaaaaaase don't vote him back in, Amurrica). The audience audibly laughing at Rachel crying while casting her vote was...sad and amusing at the same time.
Then...HOH. Rachel finally loses a damn HOH competition. And then gets admonished for cursing during it. AND THEN Kalia, of all people, wins the thing. Kalia was probably going up on the block unless anyone but her and Lawon won this thing (and we all know Lawon is the most useless contestant ever, even more than Kathy last year). How hilarious.
And how many temper tantrums and meltdowns can we expect from Rachel this week? Kalia winning HOH was, no doubt, her worst nightmare.
I find myself warming up to Porsche a little bit every episode. Not sure why.
I fear this twist. I would love Cassi or Dominic to come back, but I'm nervous that America will somehow be swayed by the ridiculous "chivalrous" edit Brendon got in tonight's episode. Although...can you imagine the hilarious drama if Rachel got voted out this week and then had to battle Brendon for a spot in the house? lmao
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Re: Big Brother 13 Mister Ecks wrote: I wish I had Showtime Two to see some of BBAD. Or the feeds. I don't have a ton of free time for it, but a bit of insight here and there would be good. It sucks going on the CBS show and Hamsterwatch/Jokers Updates. BBAD is on Reality TV Network with Rogers Cable. For some reason it starts at 1EDT tonight, instead of the usual midnight. I have yet to watch, because that's a late night in the name of Big Brother.
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Re: Big Brother 13 Libs wrote: I'm still craving a HUGE fight. I feel like nothing in recent years has compared to the hilarity of Keesha's birthday party from BB10. Does anyone else remember that? "WHO WANTS CAKE?"
We need fights like the ones in season 10. That was a great season. I wish they would've done an All-Stars season instead of this season's twist. A house with the Dynamic Duos, Jen, some of the season 10 cast would have made for a fun summer.
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Re: Big Brother 13 Someone should tell Julie Chen that chivalry is not dead, and chivalry also sends naked pictures to other women on the internet and STILL fools his girlfriend/fiancee into staying with him, even if it's insanely unhealthy.
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Re: Big Brother 13 Mister Ecks wrote: Someone should tell Julie Chen that chivalry is not dead, and chivalry also sends naked pictures to other women on the internet and STILL fools his girlfriend/fiancee into staying with him, even if it's insanely unhealthy. I bet $10 part of Rachel's meltdown had to do with her being nervous Brendon is gonna be tempted by Skype again. lol
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