Thank you Charlie Sheen

Great news. Didnt deserve the big ratings it received.

Its reruns are still beating Glee, ridiculous how long and well this show has done. It is pretty funny though. probably the last good version of the old sitcom.

But seriously,

Emoticon fever up in here

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On the same network alone, How I Met Your Mother and The Big Bang Theory beg to differ.

Also, Two and a Half Men hasn't been remotely funny since like 2006. And Charlie Sheen has obviously lost his mind. I just hope the show's crew, who are now out of a job because of his antics, will be compensated. It'd also be kinda nice if the show just ended and freed up Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor and even Jon Cryer to work on something else.

It'll be interesting to see what CBS does with this for the rest of the season. I think HIMYM moving to 9 is a possibility. Having reruns of Two and a Half Men in that crucial 9:00 spot the rest of the season might drag down the entire lineup (especially Mike & Molly/Hawaii Five-O), and DWTS is coming back soon.

Bring in a wacky uncle played by Emilio Estevez.

They should replace him with Michael J. Fox.

Big Bang Theory and HIMYM are not the traditional sitcom of the last 20 years, where a show revolves around a single big star, they are Friends hybrids, and they are fucking awful, I mean they aren't Every Body Loves Raymond or According to Jim bad, but they are not even remotely funny (And the most obnoxious laugh track ever, they give Saved by the Bell a run for its money, and I love saved by the bell) Two and a half Men is at least as funny as King of Queens.

Though I don't watch any of these shows except in reruns, so I don't know the current state of the shows.

You're kidding right? The Big Bang Theory moved to Thursday because it was a hit on Monday's, occasionally beating Two and a Half Men in viewers (even though they weren't competing because they were on the same network). CBS moved it because they wanted to gain a stronghold on Thursday nights and create their own version of "Must See TV".

Yes that's actually why BBT was moved to Thursdays, but not actually why in BKB's "head."

Also, Fox can't just pick up Two and a Half Men. That's not how it works. There's something called legality and contractual obligation.

One thing you apparently didn't notice while reading that. All of those shows (with the exception of My Three Sons) was picked up by another network ONLY because those shows were on the verge of being canceled by the networks that didn't want them anymore.

That's not the position CBS is in. CBS would prefer if Charlie Sheen would just shut his fucking mouth so they can finish out the last two seasons as a ratings winner. The problem though is that Sheen is calling out the producers.

In order for CBS to move the show they would have to get the producers consent. There would be no reason for them to move the show though because it's still doing well. That and in order for the show to move, Sheen and the producers would have to be on good terms, which isn't going to happen. And if they do get back on good terms, why would CBS then move the show? And say there was some oddball scenario where the producers let go of the show and allowed CBS to move it (again, they wouldn't because they like money) to a station like FOX. Do you really think the network that would pick up the show would be willing to deal with the insurance tag that'd be on Sheen? Why pick up a show where the star might die? Think anyone would still watch without Sheen? These are reasons why your scenario wouldn't work you dumb fuck.

Here's what's more likely to happen.

A. Sheen somehow manages to shut his mouth and the show goes for the rest of the contract.

B. Sheen continues to spiral, continues to bad mouth the producers, they can't work, and he gets fired. He then gets sued (at the minimum) for the rest of the money left on his contract. On top of that, CBS would have a great case to sue him for everybody's expenses; staff, cast, producers, etc. (Or some variation of this because I'm not a lawyer)

C. The above happens (minus suing Sheen for everyone's expenses), CBS tries to continue the show with another actor in Sheen's place, manages to last a handful of episodes but then gets canceled.

D. "B" happens, they film a wrapup show that will be an hour long saying how Uncle Charlie has died and has left all of his possessions to Jake and Alan, and the show ends on top.

You're assuming Sheen was in rehab. His rehab was at home and now apparently in the Bahamas. That's not rehab. Are you really going to take Sheen's word when he says he's fine? What addict has never said that they're fine and nothing is wrong?

Don't you think that if CBS thought Sheen was well enough they'd be filming right now? It's one of their most successful shows. Do they not like money?

Personally I couldn't give a fuck about Charlie Sheen. I think this is all comical at this point. If he wants to spend his time doing crack and blowing his money on "Porn Houses", all the more power to him. He's committing career suicide though.

On the bright side he's always got his film career. I'm sure the new Hillary Duff movie he's working on will be a real DTV winner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVx8lZIgLpA

Here's the Two and a Half Men leaked Finale.. He truly is a Winner.. You go Charlie!!

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen! It's not available because once you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
-actual quote from Charlie Sheen