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 Governor Paterson Is One Bad Motherfucker...For A Blind Guy 
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Post Re: Governor Paterson Is One Bad Motherfucker...For A Blind Guy
Jay Leno said something last night like "Well, Spitzer used to pay to watch couples make love. At least we know the new governor won't do that."

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How did he know what the woman looks like?

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He's only 90% blind. The 10% vision he has is the part you need to make out T & A and cut a line of coke.


Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:42 pm
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Post Re: Governor Paterson Is One Bad Motherfucker...For A Blind Guy
Archie Gates wrote:
He's only 90% blind. The 10% vision he has is the part you need to make out T & A and cut a line of coke.


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Shut yo mouth, loyal.

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Post Re: Governor Paterson Is One Bad Motherfucker...For A Blind Guy
Anyone know how long ago or when he went blind?


Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:09 pm
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Grill wrote:
Anyone know how long ago or when he went blind?


Long ago. And his mother warned him about that, too.

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I like this guy. He's just getting all the skeletons out right off the bat. :funny:


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wait, he seriously is blind. how can he be governor then. hmm. interesting.


Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:14 pm
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Post Re: Governor Paterson Is One Bad Motherfucker...For A Blind Guy
It turns out you don't need a lot of hand eye coordination to be governor. The governor used to have to throw tight spirals and catch fly balls but they eliminated that part of the job description in the 80s.


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:mad: I just want to know. I am very gullible when it comes to these things.


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Who needs eyes when he has aids who can read everything to him or have the computer or conduct business by phone.

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