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Groucho
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:30 pm Posts: 12096 Location: Stroudsburg, PA
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 Re: Governor Paterson Is One Bad Motherfucker...For A Blind Guy
Jay Leno said something last night like "Well, Spitzer used to pay to watch couples make love. At least we know the new governor won't do that."
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Anita Hussein Briem
Yes we can call dibs on the mountain guide
Joined: Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:47 pm Posts: 3290 Location: Houston
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How did he know what the woman looks like?
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:37 pm |
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A. G.
Draughty
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am Posts: 13347
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He's only 90% blind. The 10% vision he has is the part you need to make out T & A and cut a line of coke.
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:42 pm |
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dolcevita
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:24 pm Posts: 16061 Location: The Damage Control Table
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Archie Gates wrote: He's only 90% blind. The 10% vision he has is the part you need to make out T & A and cut a line of coke. 
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:44 pm |
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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Shut yo mouth, loyal.
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:02 pm |
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Grill
Forum General
Joined: Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:01 am Posts: 8684
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Anyone know how long ago or when he went blind?
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:09 pm |
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Groucho
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:30 pm Posts: 12096 Location: Stroudsburg, PA
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 Re: Governor Paterson Is One Bad Motherfucker...For A Blind Guy
Grill wrote: Anyone know how long ago or when he went blind? Long ago. And his mother warned him about that, too.
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:23 pm |
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redfirebird2008
Cream of the Crop
Joined: Thu May 03, 2007 4:13 am Posts: 2483
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I like this guy. He's just getting all the skeletons out right off the bat. 
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:47 am |
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Mr. Reynolds
Confessing on a Dance Floor
Joined: Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:46 am Posts: 5578 Location: Celebratin' in Chitown
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wait, he seriously is blind. how can he be governor then. hmm. interesting.
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:14 pm |
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A. G.
Draughty
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:23 am Posts: 13347
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It turns out you don't need a lot of hand eye coordination to be governor. The governor used to have to throw tight spirals and catch fly balls but they eliminated that part of the job description in the 80s.
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:02 pm |
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Mr. Reynolds
Confessing on a Dance Floor
Joined: Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:46 am Posts: 5578 Location: Celebratin' in Chitown
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 I just want to know. I am very gullible when it comes to these things.
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Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:36 pm |
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nghtvsn
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Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:13 pm Posts: 11016 Location: Warren Theatre Oklahoma
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Who needs eyes when he has aids who can read everything to him or have the computer or conduct business by phone.
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