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 Britney & Kevin on UPN 
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Post Britney & Kevin on UPN
So is anyone going to be watching Britney & Kevin?
Im a fan of the MTV Reality brand although god only knows that they edit those ones enough to paint Jessica as a complete dumbo and Ozzy as a shrivelling old man.

This ones previews look like its just home videos from Britney; although i got a little creeped out at the shot of a shirtless Kevin Federline where Britney procclaims "your sexy". Thats just sleeze mutha!

Its clear that Britney now dosent care if people see her without her makeup and airbrush any more; but I've got a feeling that this shows going to provide the press with more ammunition; Spears will probobly come over as stupid, and i mean, using a reality tv show to dispel rumours about your marriage isn't exactly the brightest thing to do...

Oh well; ill be watching whenever it hits the UK. God knows how UPN nabbed this show

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The couple’s Top 10 reasons to check out their new show on Letterman.

10. Britney: There’s never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.

9. Kevin: Unlike those “Desperate Housewives” chicks, we’re not, like, 60 years old.

8. Britney: It’s like “American Idol” except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.

7. Kevin: In the first episode, you can see my ass.

6. Britney: I’m hot.

5. Kevin: She’s hot.

4. Britney and Kevin: We haven’t had nearly enough media coverage.

3. Britney: It’s gotta be better than this show.

2. Kevin: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.

1. Britney: In the season finale, you’ll find out that Dave is the father of my baby — oops.



Did anyone catch it? The media are saying that Spears is playing a dangerous game; shes dabbling in a genre thats usually reserved for Z-List stars who use it to become somebodies; but since Spears is more famous than everyone who wasn't in the bible [The SUPER a-list] shes jeprodizing her image by opening up the reality gates to the A-list.

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Oh jeez, it's on in like ten minutes. Sure I'll watch it.

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It was okay, not as good as Newlyweds. I might watch it next week if I don't have anything to do.

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IT WAS A TOTAL CHEESE BALL CRAPFEST! :mad: damn her for being so hot. ;)

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Was it? I want to see it really badly actually - home movies of celebrities would be interesting id say, its supposed to be quite crude and hard to watch

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Well, Britney always wants to have sex and not surprisingly, Kevin always wants to have sex.

IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!

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I didn't watch this but they blasted and made fun of it on KROQ this morning and it was FUUUUUNNY!

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did Kevin reallly show his assets during the first episode?


Not that I'm interested in seeing it.


But did he?

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Madame Spears has made quite the change from "Im saving myself for marriage" or "yeah i just love how the pretty horses gallop" blonde bimbo.

Now shes "GOD I WANT YOUR PENIS" bimbo. I still love her. God knows why. Theres Something About Britney,

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I wouldn't watch this if you paid me. Seriously, this has got to be one of the stupidiest ideas for a TV show in a long time.

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