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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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Britney & Kevin on UPN
So is anyone going to be watching Britney & Kevin?
Im a fan of the MTV Reality brand although god only knows that they edit those ones enough to paint Jessica as a complete dumbo and Ozzy as a shrivelling old man.
This ones previews look like its just home videos from Britney; although i got a little creeped out at the shot of a shirtless Kevin Federline where Britney procclaims "your sexy". Thats just sleeze mutha!
Its clear that Britney now dosent care if people see her without her makeup and airbrush any more; but I've got a feeling that this shows going to provide the press with more ammunition; Spears will probobly come over as stupid, and i mean, using a reality tv show to dispel rumours about your marriage isn't exactly the brightest thing to do...
Oh well; ill be watching whenever it hits the UK. God knows how UPN nabbed this show
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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The couple’s Top 10 reasons to check out their new show on Letterman.
10. Britney: There’s never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.
9. Kevin: Unlike those “Desperate Housewives†chicks, we’re not, like, 60 years old.
8. Britney: It’s like “American Idol†except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.
7. Kevin: In the first episode, you can see my ass.
6. Britney: I’m hot.
5. Kevin: She’s hot.
4. Britney and Kevin: We haven’t had nearly enough media coverage.
3. Britney: It’s gotta be better than this show.
2. Kevin: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.
1. Britney: In the season finale, you’ll find out that Dave is the father of my baby  oops.
Did anyone catch it? The media are saying that Spears is playing a dangerous game; shes dabbling in a genre thats usually reserved for Z-List stars who use it to become somebodies; but since Spears is more famous than everyone who wasn't in the bible [The SUPER a-list] shes jeprodizing her image by opening up the reality gates to the A-list.
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Tue May 17, 2005 8:12 pm |
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movies35
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Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:53 pm Posts: 8626 Location: Syracuse, NY
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Oh jeez, it's on in like ten minutes. Sure I'll watch it.
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1. La La Land 2. Other People 3. Nocturnal Animals 4. Swiss Army Man 5. Manchester by the Sea 6. The Edge of Seventeen 7. Sing Street 8. Indignation 9. The Lobster 10. Hell or High Water
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movies35
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Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:53 pm Posts: 8626 Location: Syracuse, NY
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It was okay, not as good as Newlyweds. I might watch it next week if I don't have anything to do.
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1. La La Land 2. Other People 3. Nocturnal Animals 4. Swiss Army Man 5. Manchester by the Sea 6. The Edge of Seventeen 7. Sing Street 8. Indignation 9. The Lobster 10. Hell or High Water
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32104 Location: the last free city
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IT WAS A TOTAL CHEESE BALL CRAPFEST! damn her for being so hot.
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Tue May 17, 2005 10:37 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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Was it? I want to see it really badly actually - home movies of celebrities would be interesting id say, its supposed to be quite crude and hard to watch
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Christian
Team Kris
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm Posts: 27584 Location: The Damage Control Table
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Well, Britney always wants to have sex and not surprisingly, Kevin always wants to have sex.
IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
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Raffiki
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Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:14 am Posts: 9966
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I didn't watch this but they blasted and made fun of it on KROQ this morning and it was FUUUUUNNY!
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Rod
Extra on the Ordinary
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:50 pm Posts: 12821
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did Kevin reallly show his assets during the first episode?
Not that I'm interested in seeing it.
But did he?
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Wed May 18, 2005 7:27 pm |
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Michael.
No Wire Tampons!
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:27 am Posts: 23283
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Madame Spears has made quite the change from "Im saving myself for marriage" or "yeah i just love how the pretty horses gallop" blonde bimbo.
Now shes "GOD I WANT YOUR PENIS" bimbo. I still love her. God knows why. Theres Something About Britney,
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Jeff
Christian's #1 Fan
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:25 pm Posts: 28110 Location: Awaiting my fate
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I wouldn't watch this if you paid me. Seriously, this has got to be one of the stupidiest ideas for a TV show in a long time.
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