I think im influential and incredible enough to have my own chat thread.

I can be like an agony uncle.
Come to me with your problems and questions children.
Except you Libs, my arch-rival, she-devil and bearer of evil.

Guys, guys, seriously don't talk to libs. I watched a star trek once and she was in it as the DEVIL.

Dont threaten my princess

mhkayyyyy?????

Well, I watched Boogie Nights once and you were in it as Mark Wahlberg's prosthetic penis, so I wouldn't be talking.

Wow, that's...creepy.

It's on now Blondie!

You'd probably get more responses if you changed the title to reassure people there isn't a picture of your old pube in here.

are you sure about that?

Man, I was really expecting Michael's Olde Pube. Like the ones that fell off during the circumcision.

My Big Fat Adult Circumcision debuts this season on FOX.

Not enough sexual favours in this thread.

Um gross Michael

wow i forgot about this thread.

Please explain what is going on with DP07 lately.

Well since he left accusing everyone of being Lindsay Lohan im guessing that what's happening with DP07 is called "the mutherfuckin meds, son!!!" and i think we should all just accept his mental instability.

i luv it

That was surprisingly insightful. Everyone should step up and ask their questions.

hmm, I ask people if they are Lindsay Lohan while you're talking about some actress being a horse, and I think something else to stick in my mind in the bit I've read your site was something about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes becoming a hybrid greek god/goddess. I think you were pretty descriptive about it. You know what I could find if I wanted to search.

The thing is that I was thinking of posting a couple days ago about how I was wondering whether it might be that Tom Cruise was posting here, taking my quotes and putting them in his movie. You know, that would illustrate my point in the other thread about right and wrong in films. But then something stopped me; or I forgot, but I doubt it was entirely accidental.

Would I want to risk seeming a bit crazy?

Yet....It would really raise more interesting questions than....many others. Same thing even with Lindsay Lohan. Could it be possible that LL is posting here? If she were, who would she be? What would her posting style be like? Who would she side with around here? You see that might end up being respectable celebrity gossip.

But obviously I seem unlikely to get the ratings or page views.

But then I wonder why you care so much. Does it terrify you that someone would talk about philosophy on the boards? Is it going to steal your target audience of secret freelance philosophers (yeah getluv, I can tell)?

So you want to shut me up. It's not common for someone to do this, so it must be bad...

You're doing what I mentioned in the other thread. It's made a scandal, and then it's a question of 'how vulnerable is DP07 here'? 'What can we get from him'?

Yeah, if you care, the posts are around there if you are interested in the topics.

Or maybe I guess I should just try to stick now to secret societies that try to rule the world. That's probably acceptable since you seem to never have anything to say about bigfoot or alien conspiracies on here.

BTW, what was this thread supposed to be? I think the old wise man at the top of the mountain will survive this unfazed...somehow.

I dont even really care, Id just like to not have to scroll so often.

Thus my own thread unless I feel it's pressing...

Either way I can link it and apply an argument when I need it.

Besides, how many times can I talk about any of these topics? There tends to be argument that is considered the most probable to be true at any given time. If you're able to find the truth, then that's usually it.

He's just passing on rumors...that I'm guessing you started.

What does the 'autisticunt' you mentioned mean anyway?

If you want to know I don't test anywhere near autistic. At least in the internet tests I've taken. I'm not sure if their criteria match what would generally be used. I have not read anything about autism. I can put myself in something near an 'autistic' mood though if I want to (which I find useful for certain things). At least from what I know of it.

There isn't anything wrong with autism though from what I can tell. I've read movie directors can tend to be described as such. Being socially awkward is another matter, and more something of convenience I'd say. That's it's own issue and something I don't have problems with (yes I know, but I don't try not to have my arguments be awkward here since it's needed for them to work). Even if I tested autistic I wouldn't worry since it doesn't affect me in any way I wouldn't want it to.

Anyway, Scott V's or anyone like him can be just as right in what he says regardless of it.

Oh, and if I need to say it, there's nothing about mental stability that has to do with using philosophy.

Another thing, there's a lot of scrolling in the forums, I have a few long posts, but if they are relevant they are still relevant. You might just not care about the issues, but if they are worth dealing with, I think they should be so to get to the truth.

Should I change my username?

no...

I don't get what roo was saying.