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Tyler
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 The KJer battle of the century begins...sign up now! This battle will consist of three teams, with a maximum of 8 players a team:
The Team of One Ahmed Johnson (led by Ahmed Johnson)
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The Team of Noble Mr. T (led by my alter ego, Mr. T)
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The True UnderDog Team (led by...well, no-one at the moment. First person gets dibs at it.)
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F.A.Q. (questions fabricated by me)
So, what is this about?
Three teams fight against each other. Two of them are led by impersonaters of semi-legendary black men, and one of them made for those foolish enough to go into a team against them. The fighting is to be used with a maximum of two pictures a fighting post, and at least a paragraph on the offensive/defensive manuevers of the team member.
h3y j0n CaN I uS3 N00kZ 0N tH3 0tHeR tEaM 2 bl0 3m Up L0L!
No, you can't use bombs or grenades or any explosives. Weapon use is limited to TWO rusty, dull butter knifes a team. I DON'T want to see any knife-sharpening. I also want use of this weapon limited.
y N0 W3AP0NZ L0L?!
This will be more of a brute-strength thing. You can, however, use chairs on people.
Who is the referee of this fight?
Я.
Any questions? Any takers? To which team do you take?
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Re: The KJer battle of the century begins...sign up now! Jon Lyrik wrote: Two of them are led by impersonaters of semi-legendary black men WTF?? Our Ahmed Johnson is a fake??
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Tyler
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Re: The KJer battle of the century begins...sign up now! Nebs wrote: Jon Lyrik wrote: Two of them are led by impersonaters of semi-legendary black men WTF?? Our Ahmed Johnson is a fake?? Let me rephrase that...
Mr. T is an impersonator...but just like the real thing.
Ahmed is not.
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Ahmed Johnson
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THE ONE AHMED JOHNSON SHALL PARTICIPATE LATER
for now he must sleep
LIKE THE SLUMBERING LEVIATHANS OF OLD 
NEBS YOU WILL BE DECIMATED FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE!!!!!
CUR! :x
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Tyler
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So few have signed up. 
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Bodrul
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ill sign up later 
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Box
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hans wrote: ill sign up later Me too, sometime later this century. Maybe 2093 _________________In order of preference: Christian, Argos MadGez wrote: Briefs. Am used to them and boxers can get me in trouble it seems. Too much room and maybe the silkiness have created more than one awkward situation. My Box-Office Blog: http://boxofficetracker.blogspot.com/
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Tyler
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You guys hurt me. :evil:
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Algren
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Ill sign up, and id like to be the leader of the true underdog team, as i am, myself a true underdog, a bit like Rocky  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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Tyler
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Teams:
Team of Ahmed Johnson:
1) Ahmed Johnson (leader)
Team of Mr. T:
1) Mr. T (leader)
Team of the UnderDogs:
1) Algren (leader)
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BacktotheFuture
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I'm not serving under anyone of these fuckasses.
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Algren
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BacktotheFuture wrote: I'm not serving under anyone of these fuckasses. Gotta admire his determination, but, could have made his point with less of the "foulness"  _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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BacktotheFuture
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Algren wrote: BacktotheFuture wrote: I'm not serving under anyone of these fuckasses. Gotta admire his determination, but, could have made his point with less of the "foulness" Ahh but "foulness" is going to be used throughout this competition.
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Tyler
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BacktotheFuture wrote: I'm not serving under anyone of these fuckasses. 
DID YOU SAY THAT?
I pity the fool who calls me "fuckass".
BAM!
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Algren
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BacktotheFuture wrote: Algren wrote: BacktotheFuture wrote: I'm not serving under anyone of these fuckasses. Gotta admire his determination, but, could have made his point with less of the "foulness" Ahh but "foulness" is going to be used throughout this competition. REALLY?
Well then i quit!!!!! i wanted a nice "typically gay" contest with pinkfeather dusters and pinnies, and purky bum cheeks. LMFAO _________________STOP UIGHUR GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG
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BacktotheFuture
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Jon Lyrik wrote: BacktotheFuture wrote: I'm not serving under anyone of these fuckasses. DID YOU SAY THAT? I pity the fool who calls me "fuckass". BAM! I can smell the afro-sheen from over here.
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