A couple of us went into the pr0n shop the other day. We got 1 Night in Paris and The DaVinci Load. Some creepy married old man was also in there. I just went in because I can (18, yo).

Jesus, man. Porn stores are SO overpriced. It's like $50 for one DVD. That and you're kind of too creeped out to go through the titles, espcially when they're set up like a record store. You know, when you have to use your fingers to seperate each little sleeve. And it's kind of sticky.

http://www.adultdvdempire.com is your friend.

Haven't watched either one, don't plan to. I don't really do porn.

It was a rental place, too.

But, yeah. The DaVinci Load.

I think this is the best of the torri topics so far.

By the way, completley random thought, but I don't believe Vincent/pinkpanther/Duffster is all too fakenice... I think that's his real mindset. He's gotten angry before, like in that toilet paper post towards BKB, it's just in a really funny and gay way. Judging from his pictures, he talks in the gay voice, and I bet he uses his hands in the air when he does it too, he's very much the stereotypical homosexual. Doesn't near match up to MikeQ., who just trumps everyone on the forum in that department.

Oh, you don't really do porn, do ya? Well okay then. Don't hurt yourself on that high horse, buddy. You think you're better than me because you don't sit up at 3 o'clock in the morning, flailing away on yourself with a bottle of Jake in the other hand and tears streaming down your face?!? Huh?!?! Huh?!?! Well fuck you, man! Some of us don't have "parents that didn't beat us" and "Uncles that didn't molest us".

*runs back in interest*

You brought out Brown, you know that cuts me to the core.

You say you heart me, but I didn't make the list of great original posters did I, you tart!

Heh, "normally". Like never?

And uh...sure...you were...I'd never get you mixed up with someone else...ever...ever...

Ok. I lie.

Well, for one, the name change is "gayyier" than your first 57 names.

I really do not care whether you and Rogue fought like two babies while seeing Domino. I really do not care that you have expensive clothes that your fugly male FwB bought you. I really do not care, if you lie about seeing movies, if you spit out republican bullshit and then retract it (LIKE A FLIP FLOPPER), and if you happen to have gushed over the latest Almodovar trailer. I really do not care if you post fake images of yourself, as well.

I really do not care about you, buddy. I've told you what my problem with you is before. Simply put, YOU CAN'T MONITOR YOURSELF. You're like a Mavadikk without the balls to say anything nasty, cuz you're still confined to your wealthy, gay, perfect Florida background. You come here to get "dutty," but thats only cuz you've got no real outside life and acting better than others and posting like a crazy kid who thinks everyone loves him somehow gives you temporary satisfaction.

There is a PREVIEW button before you submit your message, where you can edit gay shit like "Bring it on, but don't mention my name, kthx." You should really use it, it'd help you a lot. Maybe you'll get to first in five months on your path to KJDEMPTION.

Why are you flirting with makeshift? He don't want you, kid.

And, why is your name RogueONE? Do you know how dumb that sounds? Is it a soft drink? Is it a Star Trek spin? WHY IS IT ROGUEONE

How come no one wants to be torn apart?

Because, if you don't, I'll start doing you individually, without being asked to.

Because if I wanted that, I could be just saving our MSN convos and reread 'em

That's pretty fanciful fluff there. I like how you saved me for last.

go for it.

Pardon, Kypade, but I've gots to rip Joe apart first.

Joe - you've been stalking people over SOAP for a couple weeks now. WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH THIS FILM? We all get it. The movie's called "Snakes on a Plane." It features the line "There's a motherfuckin' snake on the plane." But, seriously. Grow the fuck up. You're acting as if SOAP is the messiah. As if it's been sent by God to save Hollywood from insulting movies like "Little Miss Sunshine." As if it'll be the most amazing film experience ever. SOAP will be no better than The Rocky Horror Picture Show or House of Wax. It's got a funny title, but you're the only one still obsessing about it.

Asides from that, you think the fact that you go to UMinnesota gives you some moral right to do whatever the fuck you want. You get damn creepy and temperamental at times. You're like the new problem child at this board, replacing Maverikk and easily outdoing RogueONE, BKB, Goldie, and getluv. getluv can be loveable at times. But you're just a sad, young man who needs to do some deep reflection. I hope you're not like this with your friends (if you have any, of course).

Shouldn't the fact that BKB has a 40-year-old woman, yet is a bigger fanboy, teach you something? That maybe - just maybe - you're kinda, I guess, fucked up?

Since when was I a problem child?

Since you started whining like two years ago?

You're weird.

You're so weird, that I can't really say you suck. But, I don't understand a good 92% of your posts.

Are you on crack, kypade?

are you kidding? i get three lines? three lines that really dont make any sense once you realize i'm easily in the top 5 percent of people-with-sanity on this site? i feel kinda ripped of.

Right.

I'll start with one sentence.

You're a girl, and you play video games.

Asides from that uhhhhh striking combination, I think you try way, way, way too hard to make it seem like you've got a life outside of the internet and the tv. Like, you try to make it seem you're actually female. From the "I eat two cookies a day and weigh myself every morning, holy crap this morning i gained .1 a pound, FUCK" to the "this 28 year old guy's waiting for me, beyotch," I don't understand you. It's okay to admit you play video games and have tits - even if you were hot, most guys here probably wouldn't be attracted. They're either gay, or they're too busy masturbating over the official SOAP COUNTDOWN thread to give a fuck that there's a girl with juicy cups on the site. But, I've never met a "hot, straight" female gamer. Just like I've never met a girl who wears Birkenstocks and socks and ISN'T a lesbian, and just like I've never met a guy who has a Louis Vuitton monogram wallet who isn't super ghetto or super gay. It just doesn't work.

HOWEVER, I do like you. I like the Inferno and I LOVE what you did to wdw. "They only sell diet dr. cherry vanilla pepper here. Send me some and cum here." Hahahahaha, you owned his ass.

You may verbally throttle me as you see fit.



Gold.

lol.

This is the best thread in the history of KJ.