1. Your unofficial nickname is matty, which rhymes with natty. Natty is responsible for 1000s of "sick" feelings I've had. So, fuck you.
2. You go to med school, yet you've got, like, the intelligence of a two-year old (or so it seems). I know you're spanish, but try to get past the barrier. YOU KAN DOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
3. You're not as fake-nice as MikeQ., but it's definitely, definitely fake.

Haha. Yes. There is. Not going there though. And what criticism over the movie posters? Hmm...

Idiotic things such as...? Just curious.

Ha. Ha. Ha. I tried for a psuedo-intellectualism, but that bores me now. Seriously.

I hate you a little more every day.

Just kidding.

PS. You were supposed to email me earlier.

xxVincentxx/Vincent/Steamboat Willie/PinkPanther...DuffLuver? Is the worst when it comes to fake nice though.

And he likes "London Bridge".

Well, you ARE next. If you want it.

I respect you because you either are a "real" person, or you do a damn good job resembling a "real" person. I don't know what's in WoKJ for you (besides a bunch of "loonies"), but thanks a ton for posting here.

If I had to think of one reason why you suck, it's that you seem to defend Mav waaaaay too much. I know it's a sensitive issue and you're mad at me for even bringing it up right now, but we all know he's got some problems. He respects you, and I'm thinking that if, for once, you stood up to him, he might either leave completely or change for the better. But that's wishful thinking.

BJ keeps his hatred for Private Messages to be let out on unsuspecting victims.

You would not believe the shit that comes out of his... letter typing fingers.

Torrino administering doses of rough medicine to KJers is like a bonobo censuring sifakas for their lax sexual mores, heh.

Just for the record, the conversation between torrino and I was actually like this (not how he posted it, where it seems like I brought up your name, makeshift):

zingaling89 (5:26:18 PM): it was kinda boring
zingaling89 (5:26:19 PM): :-P
diabloadentro (5:26:31 PM): IT WAS VEWY BORING
diabloadentro (5:26:36 PM): i betcha makeshit gave it A+
zingaling89 (5:26:39 PM): he did
diabloadentro (5:26:39 PM): he's the kind of person who would
zingaling89 (5:26:40 PM): hahahahha
diabloadentro (5:26:41 PM): it's dark
diabloadentro (5:26:43 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
diabloadentro (5:26:47 PM): i didn't look at the thread at all
diabloadentro (5:26:50 PM): he's getting predictable
zingaling89 (5:26:52 PM): his #2 of the year behind Brick
zingaling89 (5:26:53 PM): :-D
zingaling89 (5:26:58 PM): LITW is #3 :-D
diabloadentro (5:27:01 PM): r u serious
diabloadentro (5:27:02 PM): hahaha

Not much better, but yeah, the record is now straight.

I hate you.

oh god, do i really sound retarded?!

Bitch...

You have no idea how much I love your insightfulness, ross. Bring it on... but only if you don't try to make an issue out of the names... defy my expectations. Do something funny/insightful, not predictable.

I do not like it!, i said it was kind of fun but its actually pretty annoying now

You're in Dennis Miller territory now.

And yet I still have to look down to see you.

Box,

One, it's impossible to not love Inside Man. Two, you're the snootiest cat here. Three, that wasn't funny.

You've gotta get out of the house. Or apartment. And stop pretending to be some intellectual when what you write is about as "deep" as Spider-Man's reviews. It's a bunch of BS that you're sharing with us for some peculiar reason.

Yoshue is a sad imitation of yourself. But nothing beats the original, and I'd rather see you hanged first.

Spider-Man's reviews are brilliant literary masterpieces, you andaroonian!


I think an apology is in order.

"Most smart" = "Smartest"

I win.

You suck on men.

The End.

Did I say you were one of the people that didn't? Nope.

Actually, I think you normally have pretty damn good taste.

And... I was?

Ouch. And the claws come out!

Zingy, I never knew you had it in you. You're such a bitch!

makeshift calls Zingy a bitch in the bitch thread.

Let's keep bitchin', bitches.

i love bitches.

Bitches don't love you, bitch.

I don't like you either. So let me tell you why you suck.

You're completely spoiled, yet have no idea what you come across like when you say "OH MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GIVING ME 150000$ FOR A CAR OF MY CHOICE WHAT SHOULD I GET THE SKY'S THE ONLY LIMIT YAAAAAAAAY." You don't post with substance - you just make stupid comments about what you're doing atm, what you might buy, what you have bought. How about mixing it up a bit, amer? The few threads you make that aren't like this just discuss issues we've discussed time and time again without a new spin. I realize you're still young, champ, but let's get on the move. You won't be getting any "bitches" with that attitude or that kind of interest. Can you hold a conversation with a woman for more than five seconds, Mr. Suave?

Ass to mouth?

You never go ass to mouth!

(At the moment, smart one)

Clerks II kind of ruined the whole A2M joke, I think. It was better when it was only known between fellow porn [s]perverts[/s] aficionados. It was a good way to spot a like-minded individual in the same room. Now anyone that spent five bucks to see an average Kevin Smith film can laugh at it.