Dispute over the old man and the six-toed cats
House OKs minimum wage hike with strings
• After the storm...what's for dinner?
• Obesity weighs more heavily on women's health

Schwarzenegger: Blair could play 'Terminator'
Hit-and-run grannies' could face death penalty
Waitress checks customer's ID, discovers self

Copter pilot allegedly lands in road for Tommy Lee
Tiny drug dog sniffs out big career
'Survivor' continues tour of U.S. prisons
Elvis' teddy destroyed by angry guard dog

these are the best kind of headlines, after the "boy adopts cat, finds scratches on face" type headlines

what the hell!?!?!? weirdest headline in a bit.

Study: Sexy music linked to teen sex

Rocky statue getting punched around

Nude dance show is what market will bare
'Incompetent' railway man but ace guitarist
Crowd surfing and Web surfing at Lollapalooza

'Rescue Me' star won't get burned
Chair thrown in 'You're fat', 'You're a liar' debate
Cheese workers win Powerball dough

Aussies on lookout for ugly sheep
Poop on a plane

today's headlines are crazy.

@Archie: I read the poop on the plane headline this morning and decided to look it up. Is it just me or is that the most forced story on cnn you've ever read. I mean, there was no point to it. It comprised of 6 secontences, didn't really tell us anything and I fail to see how it could even be news. They didn't even try to present it as news.

Rules require three states to spend more in classrooms

Yep. Snakes on a Plane is being distributed by Warner Brothers (according to IMDB). Time Warner owns both Warner Brothers and CNN.

Brainy RV def but preppy white posse's whack
Massive Mona Lisa covers hill, stops drivers
Kittens dipped in grease saved from frying pan


and is it just me or is cnn trying to write a book or a film script with this Jill Carroll story?

Mountain lion busts into man's home
U.S. Marines save Iraqi captain from pirates
Aztecs butchered, ate Spanish invaders
Farmers: Cows moo with regional accents

the mountain lion isn't a bad one.

this one is crazy though

Python bites woman, latches on and squeezes

Former Iraq POW Jessica Lynch is pregnant
'Sexually I am like a wolf,' Karr told housemates

Nervous dad takes wife in labor to Orange Bowl
'Idol's' McPhee: No more 'weird eating things'

Nagin: NYC can't fix 'hole in the ground'
Men say tale of 9 months adrift is no fish story
Cat goes for a walk ... on front paws only
Comic sues Jews for Jesus

Alert readers noticed a rare intentionally funny headline on CNN.com at 1 p.m. today: “Bush 3.0 releases patch for Iraq war.”

But unlike Kyra Phillips’ looooong narration from the “situation room,” some eagle-eyed web editor very quickly changed the ha-ha back to the usual bullshit.

Also unlike Kyra Phillips, the anonymous CNN.com staffer behind the uniquely honest headline will probably be fired.

Tote wife with bottom up, win her weight in beer
Fake witch doctor shopped Wal-Mart, cops say
Men smarter, but just by 4 points, study finds

some horrible headlines as of late.

Men lift wrecked car off woman, leave scene
Rice 'loves' Fox News; CBS anchor 'decent guy'
Walrus does sit-ups, can't reach his toes