Way too late! :wink:

LMR: Yes the show is about to start wrapping up. We're waiting for a few more people. The debators are still missing. We love Erendis, Beeblbrox, Wertham, Mike V, Archie Gates and NCAR. We just don't always understand them all of the time.

Zingy: That's okay, as long as they don't make fun of the matrix or the bridget jones trilogy, I'm all for it. I'm going to go talk to Samweis and Miruvar about Lord of the rings now. I think I see them coming up the carpet right now. *dashes off*

bABA: Well what is that? A Plane landing?



Makeshift: OMG, is that Snrub? What a diva. What a diva. I knew there would need to be at least one blonde bombshell, I'm glad he fits the role so nicely. He Darth Pimp, and Ahmed are having a bit of a triangle thing going I here. They apparently love eachother's posting styles.

LMR: Uh-oh...here comes the brunette crew.

(Rod's note: Oh sure let's forget our host, shan't we? Pfffft, as if I nedt be associated with THOSE brunettes)






LDV: *Well* Blondes can't have all the fun.




bABA: Woah! Where'd that from???

Makeshift: I dunno maybe we can get some of the sports buffs to *bounce* them? Where's Amer? John Doe? C'mon guys...help us out. We have no idea where those two came from. But they do the Academy red carpet, and we feel bad shaming them with our superior carpet-side show.



bABA: It's a good thing Pinky's already arriven, cause the music stars are starting to come out of the woodworks.

LDV: bABA...I'm getting a bit flustered by all the super-stars showing up tonight. I think I just saw Nny and Rusty enter the theatre. *fans self* I really think I need a drink.


*Drink for Everyone. The northern Euopeans just showed up and brought with them some excellent drafts*





*Oh-oh. The russians showed up with some pretty strong stuff too*




LDV: Damn! So many people, so much party, I'm *almost* overwhelmed. Almost.... but seriously, if I have anymore champaign before these awards have even started, I'm going to pass out under the bar, and sako16 and zack are going to have to wrench the half drunk glass from my hands with pliers. OMG...I think I see Plot, DP07, and Ripper. Owwwww, some of my fave posters! *dashes off*

"Hey Scott......Watch out. I think Kirsten just came in and is desperately trying to find you."



Makeshift: So I;m off to get me some vegan brew, this place rules. bABA there's more girlie drinks here than we could possibly ever dream of consuming.







LMR: I say we go round up the awsome round of newest posters, driveaway, kypade, and mary. And go grab one before the show. I'm so stressed about some of the categories that I definately need to unwind a bit.

*Let the Awards Begin!*

It's not set for another 10 minutes isnt it?


Where the hell is everyone

^^^^^^^^^^^Sounds good to me Rod. We can all exhange shots of various liquor, followed by a body shot....if ya know what I mean :wink:

i was reading stuff.

Eight minutes to go....

Now its 7....same size of my endowment

And we'll have Rusty's size at 7:59 PM....

Just to remind everyone, the segments with "interviews" and stuff were written by dolcevita :wink:

how can your penis be 7 minutes long?

Im just that damn good

Alright, I've arrived 8)

*Swoons

What's the order of the awards?

I'm prepared!

That's all?

And does that mean its shrinking as the time goes by?

Furthermore, does it get smaller as time passes?

And then, after 0, does it invert itself and turn into a vagina?

So many questions! Inquiring minds want to know! And so do I!

Nadda...it goes into hours days and months

The same in which the categories are listed.

Duh....city boy *shakes head

But...But...

Oops. I should hide from Lecter.

I wasn't suppossed to be here tonight...

Rod, did ya get all the speeches?

Start the awards

*throws a bottle at lecter*

Hey Rod, I can present MovieBuff, if you like. It is, after all, the first award!

That is something to be left to the imagniation. All I can say is that the "time" gets so "long" that It makes people stop and stare to "see what time it is"
:wink:

Bump the thread up to 100 posts before the awards start in a minute!!!

bump