Im wondering how many women in Hollywood box is going to adore before he arrives at Mrs Jones? Considering hes already declared 95.4% of Hollywoods women beautiful beyond belief I give it like, two weeks.

And who could argue? Star Jones is a delicate wallflower praying for some rare attention.


Look at those caringly obese arms! So endearing, So fabulous!


I am so glad she lost that weight through [s]the painful and dangerous surgery[/s] the beautiful natural guiding light of baby jesus as Star has blossomed into an icon of the sexual era




Wow, I'm not sure how Al could control himself whilst thinking about penises as star straddled him. Im impressed.


Star is truly a beautiful woman inside and out, who puts her faith in her own insightful book "Shine"


Star is also a funtime gal who loves to play rough with her husband. Infact he makes her sometimes, with a strapon.


Star truly is a defining "star" of our times. Such a beautiful soul and spirit!!! Star's insightful book, Shine, tought me how to stop coffee marks on my living room table as well as providing minutes upon minutes of reading when trapped in an elevator.

Thank you star, you have given my coffee table new life.

This was actually kinda funny.

It only took you 12064 attempts, too!

Well, I take back what I said about Zach's thread.

THIS is the gayest thread ever

every once in a while, Michael makes a funny.

The only thing missing was a pic of Al from the infamous Halloween party.

Hold on something is wrong.
This is the point where very, very stupid people come into this thread and act very very smart and tell me I am very very immature and seriously foolish. You are disturbing the cycle, Makeshift.

The only people with a worse success rate are irredeemably impotent men whose continued attempts to implant their seeds into their desperately bored wives is nothing less than the triumph of hope over intellect.



And Michael, you're such a tool!

Thanks for restoring the cycle box.

And it was a double whammy, you also provided a nugget to show that even my worst gags aren't that terrible.

If you had any brains in your head you would understand that my statement above was a reference to Samuel Johnson's famous verdict regarding men who married a second time ("the triumph of hope over experience").

Hold on i had to read that again.

I do apologise, old chap, but I appear to have lost my book of Samuel Johnson's quotes amongst my great library of phillosophers and theorists, something that is very normal for an 18 year old media student to have you know.

Good job.

I HATE Star Jones.

Felicity Titwank wants sex with Star Jones.

Which makes him the only one. Including her husband.

Its true, she is sex.

Libs, do you just enjoy making up funny sentences with my name?

Yes, I do-do, Felicity Titwank.

I prefer Oprah. Star is like Ashlee Simpson in a way.

Oprah is like, HERE

















































Star is like here.

Can someone put Al out of his misery please?

This is pure bullshit! I don't recall getting the previous 9,694 installments of who Felicity is in love with. You can't just throw us into episode 9,695 and think we're going to figure out what's going on. That's a freakin' lot of episodes to miss. It's like asking somebody to watch Lost for the first time at the end of season 2.

Who is this Star Jones, why is she sitting on this guys lap, and why is she so phat and fat? We better get the backstory or summary of the last 9,694 episodes, or I will be really pissed.

Tony, I think you've forgotten the rules about when you can speak and when you cannot.

I do not recall you earning any words today because you refused the floggings. So be quiet now or ill use the mace.

Tony has a point, and speaking of Lost what this thread needs is flashbacks to previous women you were in love with.

I think Lost actually pretty much fills in the entire global demand for flashbacks actually.

actually you've used actually twice.

actually

love, actually

Thanks for that.

no, actually

come on meebo