The Gay Gustapo is currently trying to raise funds to pay for policing and whatnot in the 2007 season. Please support us by doing one of the following:

1. Make a donation payable to:
KGé HQ
c/o Donatella Versace
1 Ocean Drive
West Palm Beach,
FL 33488

** Note: we only take US$. Sorry, this is not tax deducatable

2. Buy a T-Shirt: Sizes include; XXSmall, XSmall, Small, & Parachute.


3. Buy a Gay Police Jock. Only $9.99, cums with custom, encrusted seal.


Thank you for your consideration. Fighting Homophobia is quite difficult and in order to be successful, GayJ must represent the token gay minority here in the best of fashion. Please help fight intolerance!

hot stuff coming through.

I think you should buy the encrusted jock strap. It would really mesh well with your figure. We can also supply you with quality socks, which you can use to stuff it to make up for other insufficiencies.

I'll sign those socks for only $12.99 extra.

Remember, people, this is for a fabulous cause!

Seriously, this is the gayest thread ever now, gayer than the Convo thread.

I already have an encrusted jock strap.

TonyMontana still has a box of things at my house.

Never a time like the present to get a new one! Cum on, help us out!!!

Looking at that Crying Game picture of you, you could use a flattering, nonfloral outfit.

You say it's encrusted with a seal...

Is there anyway I could, like, you know... get it encrusted with something else? Something only you could provide, if you catch my drift. You know, something you would have to do yourself. You know, it would probably have to CUM out of you. You know, you might have to work a little bit to get it. You know....

OH JESUS CHRIST JUST GIMME YOUR CUM

um, I haven't received any monies yet. Please feel free to HURRY UP and save this institution from sporting last season's clothing lines.

LIMITED TIME OFFER: Signed, never before released stills from THE CRYING GAME.

*insert picture of LOYAL partially nude... which I can't find*

Yeah. I didn't find one where he was completely naked.

Nothing is gayer than Leather Oaks.

For an additional cost, I can arrange something. Anything in particular you want me to write?

Oh shite.

*hides*

Am I allowed to quote that in my sig, or would it be insensitive to our religious folk? Is it a bit much?

WE FORGOT TO SING THE KGE ANTHEM FIRST! Everyone, quiet!

Oh oh
Wee-ell-Now!

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to cum
Relax don't do it
When you want to cum
When you want to cum

Relax don't do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to cum
Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to cum
Cum-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
(Dont hit me in the face)
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with that laser beam

I'm cummin
I'm cummin-yeah

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to cum

Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it (love)
When you want to cum
When you want to cum
When you want to cum
Cum-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax
(loosen up)
Higher higher
(hit my prostates)

Ok, this thread has somehow beat out Ye Olde Pube and my old avatar of a 60-year-old man in nothing but a leather thong combined in terms of sheer gayness.

Running Donation Total: £0,000,000,000.02

Thanks to BJ for his generous contribution. Feel free to add to the running total, people.

Can I donate my David Hasselhoff shrine?

Now you just need Richard Simmons to show up and pimp out these thongs and you're all set, I guess

Turns out we get a 20 minute segment to raise money on LOGOS. Unfortunately I hear 18 minutes will be commercial space for that new show "Gang Bangs of New York"

So now the gays are just asking for our money!?

Bitch no! Gay guys do not have families to support so those hoes are much richer than us! Do not be fooled by the trickery of the gays, they are the new jews!