10 bucks says it's a double account, any chance you guys could investigate and find out whose it belongs to? I'm thinking Michael, "Fartboobs" and a photoshopped celebrity is just his level of humor. Well that and it finding a thread where I argued with him and after a few days of him not replying, all of a sudden the account pops up and says I'm stupid. Considering how he was acting by the end of the thread, not to mention his rather noticably immature behavior in the past few days (screaming at you guys for locking his "Fergie is fugly" thread looked rather brattish), it really seems like this account belongs to him. If it's not, my apologies Felicity Titwhack.

It's imtim as well, but they're both double accounts. Michael seems likely to me, he seems to have that level of lowbrow, immature humour mastered. You could ask the mods to check IP addresses, though.

Haha oh dear jesus.
I made fartboobs because I wanted a laugh, and thank you very much, you guys have given me it.
Of course, Moviedude being the self-centric kind of guy he is, would think that the account was soley made to bring up a thread that I actually stopped replying to for a reason. You and your ego, MD, it's quite something.

I am not, however, Imtim. God he is my hero though.

IMTIM LOVE FOREVER.

P.S - i loved most of all how you guys somehow think you're above "lowbrow" and "immature" humour. Thats a bigger joke than anything I could make up! Thanks for the laugh.

Oh and PS the cred for the photoshopped celeb goes to the fabulous Cunty McDouche.

Thanks Fartboobs, 17 whole posts of score!

I must say that the way Movidude presents his theory on Fartboobs being a double account is very humorous, especially since the majority of this forum knew exactly who made fartboobs from her very first post.

If only I could be as mature and sophistocated as you, Moviedude! One can only dream, eh?

I never said that you made the account solely on my behalf, and god knows I REALLY hope that's not the case either.

Either way Michael, right now is really not the time to act condescending. Just because you like to go on about how you're better then everyone else doesn't mean you'll be treated as if you're something special. At least, that's what I'd expect from the mods, but whatever.

Your posts are better than anything fartboobs could have ever dreamed up!

Whoever it is should be banned because it's annoying.

Yes those 17 whole posts must have been very hard on you Joe.

It's annoying nonetheless. Plus, doing so would be a way of stopping others from creating multiple accounts because they know they would be punished.

It's been confirmed. Fartboobs was indeed Felicity Titwank aka Michael.

If only I was a porn star, I so would've taken that name

Jesus, the picture gave me the willies. The willy-nillies! Is it Sarah Michelle Gellar?

This was probably the most boring bitch fest at KJ ever.

Congrats, guys!

So that's it?

Michael,

knock it off or you'll be temp-banned. Consider this a warning.

P.S. Fartboobs has been deactivated.

Get rid of the avatar. That thing freaks the poop out of me.

Agreed.

Hahaha Cunty Mcdouche is my hero. I love her.

This thread makes me giggle.

Sorry, but that made me laugh.

A long time ago, I made a list of 5 sentences that I bet would never appear on any message board. Amazingly enough, "Fartboobs has been deactivated" was not one of them, although I did consider it, but eventually it lost out to "I can't wait for Ishtar 2".

You know what might be a needed sequel...

Ya know, if you really want to put a leash on michael it's simple. Make a gossip/rumor/celebrity section of some kind and move his threads into it. Or maybe electorshock therapy.

Nah, I like it better when we just embrace somebody with idiosyncrasies (I had to look the spelling on that one up)! They make the forums go around. Look how different things are when we embrace somebody like BKB, Archie Gates, Baba, Krem, Michael, Imtim, Snrub, or loyalfromlondon. Instead of always fighting with these oddities, we embrace them and in turn they become our dancing monkeys designed to entertain us.

Sure, the mods and admins get a few headaches, but that's what they are paid the big bucks for... it's good for them.

He'd gnaw through any leash anyway.

Hey wait a minute. You called me an oddity.