Roy Moore, remember him?


Well, he was that judge who wanted to commandments to stay put in a public place and tried to make it a religious issue; etc.


His new book, it's titled 'So Help Me God'

I mean, honestly, is a little bit of originality too much? What a cheesy lame-ass title.

Everyone who is outraged by this (somewhat), please make your views known. Down with cheesy titles!

That's nothing, compared to this book a prominent Rabbi just released. It is titled "G-d help me, so?"

Ou, remember that Rabbi with the 'Kosher Sex' book?

What's Kosher Sex? Another name for abstinence?

Sex that doesn't lead to dancing.

It's a big deal.

In order to rectify the situation, I strongly urge the publisher to delay distribution and while keeping the title "So Help Me God," as the author so wishes, countering its cheesyness by replacing the cover image with this:

You can see Themis' boobies.

This idea is a no go.

Oh please?

It makes the image all the more suited in contrast/compliment to the cheesy title.