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That's kind of awesome actually.


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:31 pm
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Shack wrote:
Wait. Ebert's wife is black?

...What?


I've met Chaz before, nice lady.

But Ebert's taste is black cinema seems...suspect.


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:31 pm
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Libs wrote:
You Crash haters are all jealous. JEALOUS.

Sike.

Crash is my homeboy, though. If you all keep talking shit about it I will get my connections to come and beat your asses down.


When did you turn black?

This Crash moment brought to you by Kodack. :sweat:


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:34 pm
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loyalfromlondon wrote:
Shack wrote:
Wait. Ebert's wife is black?

...What?


I've met Chaz before, nice lady.

But Ebert's taste is black cinema seems...suspect.


Anyone who liked Lackawanna Blues is clearly suspect. :blink:


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:35 pm
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loyalfromlondon wrote:
Ebert's taste in cinema is suck.


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:35 pm
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Lackawanna Blues was awful.

I so agree with Spike Lee on the general state of black cinema. It could be SO MUCH MORE.


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:37 pm
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kypade wrote:
loyalfromlondon wrote:
Ebert's taste in cinema is suck.


you know, I can edit ranks. :smile:


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:39 pm
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lennier wrote:
loyalfromlondon wrote:
Shack wrote:
Wait. Ebert's wife is black?

...What?


I've met Chaz before, nice lady.

But Ebert's taste is black cinema seems...suspect.


Anyone who liked Lackawanna Blues is clearly suspect. :blink:


Chaz isn't Lisa Bonet black either.

She's Maya Angelou black.


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:40 pm
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loyalfromlondon wrote:
you know, I can edit ranks. :smile:
like, you can make me a General or something? I'll take it.


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:41 pm
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loyalfromlondon wrote:
lennier wrote:
loyalfromlondon wrote:
Shack wrote:
Wait. Ebert's wife is black?

...What?


I've met Chaz before, nice lady.

But Ebert's taste is black cinema seems...suspect.


Anyone who liked Lackawanna Blues is clearly suspect. :blink:


Chaz isn't Lisa Bonet black either.

She's Maya Angelou black.


Oh, so that means some didactic bullshit instead of some loud and obnoxious bullshit?

Yet another racist comment brought to you by Crash & Kodack.

Meh, I'm sure she's lovely. And I do love Maya, even if she supported Bill Clinton. Ick. :tongue:


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loyalfromlondon wrote:
kypade wrote:
loyalfromlondon wrote:
Ebert's taste in cinema is suck.


you know, I can edit ranks. :smile:


Dazzle me, Mr. Deville. :shades:


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:44 pm
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I don't even know wtf Zod is. :mad:

Though I hear the name a lot, and it's not usually spoken negetively, so i suppose it cant be too bad...


Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:46 pm
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No faaaaaaaaaaaaair.

Then you have to rename me King Dong. Let's see if anyone notices. :unsure: :giggle:


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kypade wrote:
I don't even know wtf Zod is. :mad:

Though I hear the name a lot, and it's not usually spoken negetively, so i suppose it cant be too bad...


Superman 2

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kypade wrote:
I don't even know wtf Zod is. :mad:

Though I hear the name a lot, and it's not usually spoken negetively, so i suppose it cant be too bad...


Superman 2


Bow before Zod.

Wasnt he in Crash? No wait, that was The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

I often confuse the two. They're both gay.


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loyalfromlondon wrote:
Christian wrote:
kypade wrote:
I don't even know wtf Zod is. :mad:

Though I hear the name a lot, and it's not usually spoken negetively, so i suppose it cant be too bad...


Superman 2


Bow before Zod.

Wasnt he in Crash? No wait, that was The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

I often confuse the two. They're both gay.


You *could* have Priscilla get struck by a car driven by a loud, psychotic Asian lady...

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Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:22 pm
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I love Priscilla. Great flick!


Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:24 pm
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I love Priscilla. Great flick!


Really? :smile:

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Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:29 pm
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Yup. Agent-Smith is cool, so is General Zod and Memento-guy


Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:32 pm
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Memento is aweeeeeeeeeeeesssssooooooome!

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wait i dont like superman, give the title to someone who does. i need either a cooler, nonsuperman general, or kypade back. :o


Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:34 pm
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But General Zod is awesome.


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Really? Hm, but it's Superman. :-/

I did just read a google blurb thing that said something about villain. Does he beat up Superman? That might be ok...otherwise, I just dun know that I care for the association this title may bring. : (


Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:52 pm
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General Zod humiliates Superman and then beats the crap out of him.

Of course he gets his hand crushed and has a bad day in the end, but we all have off days.

He does kidnap the president, wears some kind of leather/silk outfit with awesome knee length boots and goes around saying "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD" and is generally pretty threatening.


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Icee. Well, that sounds far enough from Superman for me.

Though there's gotta be some cooler nonSuperman-linked Generals out there... Hm.


Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:56 pm
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