1st annual WOKJ Poster Awards. AWARDS ON SUNDAY EVENING!
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rusty
rustiphica
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Mr. X wrote: Samweis Gamdschie wrote: Mr. X wrote: Oh yeah, now people see the X-Man has been snubbed. Sure, sure. "Oh, I know for sure I voted for him in (X) category!!" But in all honesty, everyone was like "Well... I got too many in this category as it is. Oh look, someone else voted for him! Ah, I'm sure he'll get nominated there." And BOOM! No nominations from anyone. :wink:
Seriously, me, Eagle and Rod are all going to make ourselves one big party, during all of this campaigning for the awards. We'll get hookers, we'll have gambling, and world domination may or may not be involved. Take that, Lecter and dolcevita, with your 12 and 11 nominations respectively, and your toilets that flush, and your houses with roofs. Your case is pretty interesting: You missed three times a nomination by just 2 votes! I can tell you in which categories: - Best Overall Poster - Most Entertaining Poster - Funniest Poster So there were plenty of users who voted for you! But the problem was that they voted for you in about 10 different categories and everytime you didn't get enough votes... :? What's worse, losing out by THAT much on three categories, or losing by 0.3% to Rusty in the Pairs Game. Ouch. Tough call.
losing by 0.3% to me in the pairs game. :wink:
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:17 pm |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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Yes, I think I'll go with that, Rusty. Losing by that much to you is enough to make me want to take a gun and shoot myself in the foot.
LMR... I won't even go there. I still can't guarantee you a spot at this party. Heck, if I let you, I need to let ALL of the people with just one or two votes there, then the three vote people will be complaining, so I need to let them in. Soon enough, EVERYONE is invited, and the party will be overcrowded.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:20 pm |
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rusty
rustiphica
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Mr. X wrote: Yes, I think I'll go with that, Rusty. Losing by that much to you is enough to make me want to take a gun and shoot myself in the foot.
Can I watch you squabble around in pain?
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:21 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Joey can I still come to the party? I'll give you some of my noms for that.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:22 pm |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: Yes, I think I'll go with that, Rusty. Losing by that much to you is enough to make me want to take a gun and shoot myself in the foot.
Can I watch you squabble around in pain?
Oh sure, then you'll ask if you can come to my party. Suddenly, I'm minus a kidney and three fingers, and one of my testicles is being sold on eBay. No, I think I'll do it in private.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:23 pm |
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lovemerox
Forum General
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:16 pm Posts: 6499 Location: Down along the dixie line
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Mr. X wrote: rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: Yes, I think I'll go with that, Rusty. Losing by that much to you is enough to make me want to take a gun and shoot myself in the foot.
Can I watch you squabble around in pain? Oh sure, then you'll ask if you can come to my party. Suddenly, I'm minus a kidney and three fingers, and one of my testicles is being sold on eBay. No, I think I'll do it in private.
It would be both of your testicles actually
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:24 pm |
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rusty
rustiphica
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Mr. X wrote: rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: Yes, I think I'll go with that, Rusty. Losing by that much to you is enough to make me want to take a gun and shoot myself in the foot.
Can I watch you squabble around in pain? Oh sure, then you'll ask if you can come to my party. Suddenly, I'm minus a kidney and three fingers, and one of my testicles is being sold on eBay. No, I think I'll do it in private.
I'll steal your kidney and your fingers but I'm not going anywhere near the belt line there buddy.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:24 pm |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: Yes, I think I'll go with that, Rusty. Losing by that much to you is enough to make me want to take a gun and shoot myself in the foot.
Can I watch you squabble around in pain? Oh sure, then you'll ask if you can come to my party. Suddenly, I'm minus a kidney and three fingers, and one of my testicles is being sold on eBay. No, I think I'll do it in private. I'll steal your kidney and your fingers but I'm not going anywhere near the belt line there buddy.
That's what bABA is for.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:27 pm |
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rusty
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Mr. X wrote: rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: Yes, I think I'll go with that, Rusty. Losing by that much to you is enough to make me want to take a gun and shoot myself in the foot.
Can I watch you squabble around in pain? Oh sure, then you'll ask if you can come to my party. Suddenly, I'm minus a kidney and three fingers, and one of my testicles is being sold on eBay. No, I think I'll do it in private. I'll steal your kidney and your fingers but I'm not going anywhere near the belt line there buddy. That's what bABA is for.
ya... he'll do just about anything for money
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:28 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
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Mr. X. ignores me! :evil: 
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:30 pm |
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Mister Ecks
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And if he doesn't, you can promise him cake.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:30 pm |
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rusty
rustiphica
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil: 
you should be happy.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:31 pm |
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Mister Ecks
New Server, Same X
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil: 
What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?! 
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:33 pm |
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rusty
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Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?! 
I think he wants you to touch the power lines.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:34 pm |
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Mister Ecks
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rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?!  I think he wants you to touch the power lines.
No problem. I'm sure all this rain and wind won't matter.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:36 pm |
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rusty
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Mr. X wrote: rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?!  I think he wants you to touch the power lines. No problem. I'm sure all this rain and wind won't matter.
it only helps you from not getting electrocuted 
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:38 pm |
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Mister Ecks
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rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?!  I think he wants you to touch the power lines. No problem. I'm sure all this rain and wind won't matter. it only helps you from not getting electrocuted 
Rusty, you have convinced me. It's time for my journey to begin.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:39 pm |
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rusty
rustiphica
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Mr. X wrote: rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: rusty wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?!  I think he wants you to touch the power lines. No problem. I'm sure all this rain and wind won't matter. it only helps you from not getting electrocuted  Rusty, you have convinced me. It's time for my journey to begin.
Yes. Now all you have to do is set up a video camera with a weblink to my computer so I can watch it all happend.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:40 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
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Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?! 
Am I invited at your party? 
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:41 pm |
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Mister Ecks
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?!  Am I invited at your party? 
12 nomination Man? Geez, what do I look like? Do I look like I'm made of free hookers and alcohol? If I invite you, that's everybody. Although, if Goldie is invited, a fight will occur, and I can put it on PPV, and make tons of money.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:43 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
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Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?!  Am I invited at your party?  12 nomination Man? Geez, what do I look like? Do I look like I'm made of free hookers and alcohol? If I invite you, that's everybody. Although, if Goldie is invited, a fight will occur, and I can put it on PPV, and make tons of money.
Yeah, you can make a snuff film out of this. Will be pretty bloody 
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:44 pm |
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rusty
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?!  Am I invited at your party?  12 nomination Man? Geez, what do I look like? Do I look like I'm made of free hookers and alcohol? If I invite you, that's everybody. Although, if Goldie is invited, a fight will occur, and I can put it on PPV, and make tons of money. Yeah, you can make a snuff film out of this. Will be pretty bloody 
lol. I thought I saw smut film. 
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:47 pm |
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Mister Ecks
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?!  Am I invited at your party?  12 nomination Man? Geez, what do I look like? Do I look like I'm made of free hookers and alcohol? If I invite you, that's everybody. Although, if Goldie is invited, a fight will occur, and I can put it on PPV, and make tons of money. Yeah, you can make a snuff film out of this. Will be pretty bloody 
In fact, I can make it into segments. Lecter Vs. Goldie, Rusty making out with bABA, and Rod running around naked. What a show this will be.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:48 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
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Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Mr. X. ignores me! :evil:  What did you say? Heck, I'm only one person with ZERO Poster nominations. What more do you want?!  Am I invited at your party?  12 nomination Man? Geez, what do I look like? Do I look like I'm made of free hookers and alcohol? If I invite you, that's everybody. Although, if Goldie is invited, a fight will occur, and I can put it on PPV, and make tons of money. Yeah, you can make a snuff film out of this. Will be pretty bloody  In fact, I can make it into segments. Lecter Vs. Goldie, Rusty making out with bABA, and Rod running around naked. What a show this will be.
You forgot Darth Pimp beating up Tony Montana.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:49 pm |
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Mister Ecks
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Yes... YES! 15 minutes for each, hour long, charge people $15 to watch. This will make LOADS of money.
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Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:51 pm |
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