MOD Z AND (EX)MOD T - EPISODE V
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torrino
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 MOD Z AND (EX)MOD T - EPISODE V We're back, bitches.
And, we're going to approach something even more profound this time.
...What if makeshift the great came back? How would you mature posters, you know, greet him?
makeshift wrote: Okay, guys. I don't want to get into the details. But, I've been dying to reassociate with some of you guys here. Let's leave it at that - for now. Anyways, how about that Saw II?
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:56 am |
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zingy
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Spider-Man ("Harry Potter") would kindly ignore and request...:
Spider-Man wrote: Can I change my name to King Kong? Thanks. Our old administrator, Eagle, would bitch about: Eagle wrote: So I have a question.
This may come across as ignorant, but the truth is, I simply don't know. I asked a friend of mine, and he didn't know either. So here we go:
I really like this one girl who I met at the bar ... but I want to know if she has AIDS? But, like, I can't ask her directly because then I'd ruin my chances to get with her...
I think this because she dresses like a ho. She comes in ugg boots and a tanktop with a puffy ghetto fur jacket.
So, is there any way I can tell before I fool with her whether or not she could give me somethign nasty?
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:58 am |
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torrino
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Jeff and Christian couldn't care less:
Christian wrote: Jeff(s). wrote: Ugh. I know it sounds like I say this every day, but today was really the worst day of my life. This guy hurt me very badly and I found out yesterday that he was using me. I actually cared about him too. I'm so sick of love. KGAY, I've got a little song to sing to express how I feel... "At first I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong And I grew strong And I learned how to get along and so you're back from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me Go on now go walk out the door just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye Did you think I'd crumble Did you think I'd lay down and die Oh no, not I I will survive Oh as long as i know how to love I know I will stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive (hey-hey) It took all the strength I had not to fall apart kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart and I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry But now I hold my head up high and you see me somebody new I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you and so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free and now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me Go on now go walk out the door just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye Did you think I'd crumble Did you think I'd lay down and die Oh no, not I I will survive Oh as long as i know how to love I know I will stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive" That's all, folks  You go, boy!
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:58 am |
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zingy
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Our newest user, BallotPM, still has nothing but the WoKJ awards on his mind while bABA continues to spam the boards with stuff about coverage:
BallotPM wrote: bABA wrote: Guys, I'd really appreciate it if you guys could post your crowd reports at our EXCLUSIVE RUMOR HAS IT COVERAGE. Thanks a lot. bABA, I'd really appreciate it if you could fucking submit your ballot. You Paki. would randomly add: BacktotheFuture wrote: So, I had Big League Chew today. It was good. is still upset about: Terminator1997 wrote: Lebron and the Cavs choked another one. 
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:01 am |
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Christian
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_________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:02 am |
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Korrgan
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Iseethisisyetanotherdirect-to-videoinstallmentintheseries...
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:02 am |
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timothy
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yay where're the tops and bottoms
Tim
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Neostorm
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Korrgan wrote: Iseethisisyetanotherdirect-to-videoinstallmentintheseries...  [spoil]You guys got told!   [/spoil]
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:04 am |
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torrino
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Box and dolcevita would talk indie movies:
box wrote: dolcevita wrote: box wrote: dolcevita wrote: box wrote: dolcevita wrote: box wrote: dolcevita wrote: So, when are you going to rent The Red Balloon?!? Galia, I promise you I'm going to rent it soon. Once I get done with this mindless University material. YAY! What about The Holy Girl! It's on my queue too! I can't wait until I get a chance to watch it. UofToronto sucks. What about Showgirls?!!??! As soon as my latest paper is done! You skeez.  and Michael would reference salami and boobies in the same post: Mr. X wrote: Michael wrote: Rachel McAdams is a salami licorice stick with four dog legs and sandy breasts. Well, YOU'RE a salami licorice stick with four dog legs and sandy nipples would make another poll: Goldie wrote: With The Ringer coming to theaters - what are your thoughts on the special olympics??? - vote in the poll
1. i don't care about disabled sports
2. i like disabled people so i will see da ringer
3. i want to see the ringer but i do not like disabled people
4. i do not like either
5. i like the special olympics
6. i like impact's mom
7. i have no opinion on the special olympics but that jackass is funny And, finally, andaroo and Libs would be too drugged-out to say anything meaningful to the greatest poster ever to come from the state of Oregon: Libs wrote: andaroo wrote: Sometimes I think Santa Clause comes into my room at night and laughs at me for being fat and broke. And then he takes my credit cards, swipes them across his hairy ghostly ass, and buys gifts for all the little children with them. In some of my dreams, he's black. It's okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk cum getttt tipsy wit meeeeeeee andaroooooooooooooo!
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Korrgan
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Hey,ifitearnsyoumoney, do it. 
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Johnny Dollar
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Christian
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There's four more like this, spoofing various KJ members.
_________________A hot man once wrote: Urgh, I have to throw out half my underwear because it's too tight.
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torrino
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timothy wants to cameo with the following entry:
Impact wrote: everyone else wrote: Impact wrote: omg i hate non-white people! who wants to kill them all with me? impact you're a fucking moron. wtf are you talking about? ha ha guys i'm just kidding i just wanted to see what you would say and how many posts this thread would get. nevermind ha ha i love non-whites
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:15 am |
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torrino
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...Did you, like, like it?
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kypade
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Johnny Dollar
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I did! 
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torrino
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woot.
Korrgan's opinion doesn't count.
Was this one, like, any better than the other ones? Haha. (I know, I know. 1 - A+, 2 - B-, 3 - D, 4 - D, 5 - F. I'm expecting it).
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Neostorm
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kypade
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BTW, I can't be the only one that notices the glaring and or gaping flaw with this thread, right?
I don't recal if the rest of them were like this, but judging by the response towards the latter couple, it would not surprise me...
PS, I'll go into detail later, perhaps.
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:19 am |
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timothy
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kypade wrote: BTW, I can't be the only one that notices the glaring and or gaping flaw with this thread, right?
I don't recal if the rest of them were like this, but judging by the response towards the latter couple, it would not surprise me...
PS, I'll go into detail later, perhaps. wtf!!! lol
thank you, cryptic
Tim
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:20 am |
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Korrgan
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Christian wrote: There's four more like this, spoofing various KJ members. _________________
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kypade
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ok, torrino, since you asked nicely before i responded rather meanly, here I go:
the biggest problem, is the thread doesnt even make sense.
you say "how would these members respon to this situation"...and then you NEVER answer that question. instead, you pick a couple random posters, and put random words in their mouths, that may very well be a semi-accurate satire on what they are generally like, and in itself could be funny (because, after all, youre making fun of people...I often laff when people are made fun of.)
but you HAVE to tie it to Makeshifts return, or else it will become boring incredibly quick. I mean goldie, makes a poll AS A REPLY to a thread? cmon now! thats just nonsensical.
do you see what i'm saying? why this isnt working? i suspect your initial tries were more tied together and less random - hence, the better reception.
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| Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:23 am |
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MovieDude
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Ooh, first time I've ever been around to see one of these unfold.
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BJ
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Cotton
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Erm, how come I'M never spoofed in these entries torringaling?
And btw, is it too late to copyright the word "torringaling", since it seems to have caught on. 
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