SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll
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Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King. They've found a ransom note which starts off: ``We have SpongeBob.'' It then demands, ``Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.''
The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: ``Patrick is next,'' referring to the Bermuda shorts-wearing starfish that serves as SpongeBob's sidekick.
At a southeastern Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a 10-foot-tall SpongeBob balloon.
Employees are handing out ``Missing'' fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure - featured in a new movie.
This is one of the funniest things ever.
