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 Who wants to smell like a Prostitute?!?!? LOL! 
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Christina Aguilera Perfume! "XPose

Im sorry for the Aguilera fans, but this thing looks like a Prostitute perfume

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Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:00 pm
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It's been a life long dream of mine to smell like a prostitute. Thank you Christina.


Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:05 pm
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she's such a skank.....i cannot stand her


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Shockingly, I find her hot (**waits for people to lynch me**) but yes, those fishnets on the bottle look extremely prostitutie (my new word :D )


Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:26 pm
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Haha...fishnet desgin?? :lol:


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Long, straight hair suits her better, but not the whole "new hairstyle every hour" look.

*Mr. X squirts a bit of Prostituta for Men on, and watches as torrino makes his move.*

Damn you, Xtina.

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Chris wrote:
Haha...fishnet desgin?? :lol:


it gives it that extra touch of "skank"


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Terminator1997 wrote:
Chris wrote:
Haha...fishnet desgin?? :lol:


it gives it that extra touch of "skank"


Indeed it does...


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im curious, i wonder how it smells!

well the fishnet says it all! fishermen sweat scent with a touch of fishy smell!!


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She always seems to follow in Britneys footsteps.

Britneys cologne is the best seller at all department stores, I dont see christinas with the same appeal.

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Eagle wrote:
She always seems to follow in Britneys footsteps.

Britneys cologne is the best seller at all department stores, I dont see christinas with the same appeal.

KJ



Britneys perfume is doin tha well? I thought J-lo's was the best selling

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I'm far from a Christina fan, but she doesn't bother me as much as Britney. Perhaps it is because she can at least sing. And, at least she never tried to act sweet and innocent like Britney used to.

Ok, now somebody please shoot me for posting a post about Christina and Britney. No matter how many showers I take, I'll never be able to wash this dirt off me! Perhaps I should just use some perfume...


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TonyMontana wrote:
I'm far from a Christina fan, but she doesn't bother me as much as Britney. Perhaps it is because she can at least sing. And, at least she never tried to act sweet and innocent like Britney used to.

Ok, now somebody please shoot me for posting a post about Christina and Britney. No matter how many showers I take, I'll never be able to wash this dirt off me! Perhaps I should just use some perfume...


what!?!?!
Britney was a little whore when she first started!!
Christina was the sweet one


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TonyMontana wrote:
I'm far from a Christina fan, but she doesn't bother me as much as Britney. Perhaps it is because she can at least sing. And, at least she never tried to act sweet and innocent like Britney used to.

Ok, now somebody please shoot me for posting a post about Christina and Britney. No matter how many showers I take, I'll never be able to wash this dirt off me! Perhaps I should just use some perfume...


I have to agree, Xtina never bothered me all that much becasue she can actually sing and you gives off the impression that she is being herself. She comes off as alot les smanufactured adn that whoel actually having talent thing is a nice touch.

I like her with the short curly hair, it gives her a more mature look.


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Ripper wrote:
I have to agree, Xtina never bothered me all that much becasue she can actually sing and you gives off the impression that she is being herself. She comes off as alot les smanufactured adn that whoel actually having talent thing is a nice touch.

I like her with the short curly hair, it gives her a more mature look.


Well said! Plus, as much as I hate to sound so politically correct, it is slightly disturbing to me that female stars that flaunt their sexuality are always called "skanks", whereas the males (Ben Affleck) are rarely treated the same. There should be equal opportunity skank-ness! Us men can be prostitutes too!


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TonyMontana wrote:
Ripper wrote:
I have to agree, Xtina never bothered me all that much becasue she can actually sing and you gives off the impression that she is being herself. She comes off as alot less manufactured and that whole actually having talent thing is a nice touch.

I like her with the short curly hair, it gives her a more mature look.


Well said! Plus, as much as I hate to sound so politically correct, it is slightly disturbing to me that female stars that flaunt their sexuality are always called "skanks", whereas the males (Ben Affleck) are rarely treated the same. There should be equal opportunity skank-ness! Us men can be prostitutes too!


Ben Affleck is whore, and skanky unattractive one at that :wink:

At least George Clooney is a sexy whore, though he is appareantly settled down now...


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matatonio wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
I'm far from a Christina fan, but she doesn't bother me as much as Britney. Perhaps it is because she can at least sing. And, at least she never tried to act sweet and innocent like Britney used to.

Ok, now somebody please shoot me for posting a post about Christina and Britney. No matter how many showers I take, I'll never be able to wash this dirt off me! Perhaps I should just use some perfume...


what!?!?!
Britney was a little whore when she first started!!
Christina was the sweet one


My point was that Britney still tried to act like she was sweet and innocent, by coming out in interviews saying she was proud to be a virgin and wouldn't have sex until marriage. You knew it was all bullshit, but she still played that game. At least Christina never tried to play both sides of the fence.


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TonyMontana wrote:
matatonio wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
I'm far from a Christina fan, but she doesn't bother me as much as Britney. Perhaps it is because she can at least sing. And, at least she never tried to act sweet and innocent like Britney used to.

Ok, now somebody please shoot me for posting a post about Christina and Britney. No matter how many showers I take, I'll never be able to wash this dirt off me! Perhaps I should just use some perfume...


what!?!?!
Britney was a little whore when she first started!!
Christina was the sweet one


My point was that Britney still tried to act like she was sweet and innocent, by coming out in interviews saying she was proud to be a virgin and wouldn't have sex until marriage. You knew it was all bullshit, but she still played that game. At least Christina never tried to play both sides of the fence.


ooh the virgin thing, i totally forgot about that!
yes your right!


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TonyMontana wrote:
matatonio wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
I'm far from a Christina fan, but she doesn't bother me as much as Britney. Perhaps it is because she can at least sing. And, at least she never tried to act sweet and innocent like Britney used to.

Ok, now somebody please shoot me for posting a post about Christina and Britney. No matter how many showers I take, I'll never be able to wash this dirt off me! Perhaps I should just use some perfume...


what!?!?!
Britney was a little whore when she first started!!
Christina was the sweet one


My point was that Britney still tried to act like she was sweet and innocent, by coming out in interviews saying she was proud to be a virgin and wouldn't have sex until marriage. You knew it was all bullshit, but she still played that game. At least Christina never tried to play both sides of the fence.


Precisely, during Christina first album they tried to amrket her as sweet, the second Christina got control she started alking around naked, and it felt as if that was the real her. LInda Perry (member of 4 Non Bloneds and producer of Christina's alsum Stripped as well as other successful albums) even said, "She just doesn't like to wear clothes." Appreantly Christina recorded most of stripped not wearing very much, she likes to dress skanky, she has all of those piercing and she has not gone around claiming to be the girl next store and upholding virginity.

If you want to use sex to sell records fine, but don't expect people to believe that "I'm the sweet innocent virgin" act.


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It's okay baba, I happend to think she's pretty hot too. And the fishnets do make it look so skanky.


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bABA wrote:
Shockingly, I find her hot (**waits for people to lynch me**) but yes, those fishnets on the bottle look extremely prostitutie (my new word :D )


She is vert hot, and we all know the sex would be kinky and bloody amazing...


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