Just a random note: I finally got "Smart URLS" working on The Deli.
now instead of having to type http://www.naturalflux7.com/deli?itemid=97
youd just type http://deli.naturalflux7.com/item/97

It also means Search Engines will find the site sexier.

Two stupid updates to fill my connection problems
Lohan Lipwatch
Ben Affleck is Morgan Spurlock

Kelly Osbourne is rather large.

I just noticed that Kelly Osbourne isn't like most singers. No, not in that she was a drug addict at the age of 10, but rather than she looks, how do you say it? Hefty?



I guess the fact that she Ann Wintour's entire fur wardrobe on her ass doesn't help the slender look. But then again, Ann Wintour is so fat that she has pies thrown in her face. Either way shes kind of like a really nasty Big Bird. Like, if Big Bird was sick one day I bet Kelly Osbourne would be all like up in Big Bird's buisness and shit and saying stuff like "OMG Big Burd u iz so OVA i is the new big bird" and then shed secrelty tie up big bird and pretend to be him on tv for like 5 years until big bird escapes and tells the world media that Kelly Osbourne is a psychopath. Because the world media didn't already know that.

Kelly, however. Looks much better when she dresses up like a nasty bitch barbie.
But I wouldn't advise like, letting her near any open flames or having any testicles exposed in close proximity to her. Because I hear she rips off testicles and flings them in fires from my Hollywood sources. Well thats what I hear anyway....

Lindsay Lohan is like a drawing. There's a little flaw on the paper, so you erase it, and try something new, but then you find out that it only looks fucking worse, so you erase that, and try to go back to the first drawing. But I'll be fucked, you just can't get that first drawing back, and have it the way it was, so you have to add a bunch other shit to make it look right, but it just makes a bigger mess, until you realize it's too late. Someone should crumple up Lohan and toss her in the trash.

That was profound. Who did you steal it from?

Sounds like something Carlin would say

All in my noodle. My noggin noodle. By noodle, I seriously don't mean my penis.

Kirsten Dunst is a drunken wreck.

So I passed by the speculation that Kirsten Dunst showed up at the Elizabethtown premiere embarrasingly drunk and abusive. I also ignored her telling the world media that she dosen't have food in her fridge, but rather she has cheap alcohol from Costco. But then, just as I left Snaggletooth 2's alkyhol problems well alone - I was attacked by a giant image of Kee Dunce's drunken mug [whilst i was innocently looking at knitting patterns and not at all when i was looking at rows of famous boobs]. And it ain't pretty.

Imagine a little kitten. Imagine a steam roler. Imagine low visibility. Imagine squishing. Imagine a flatpack kitty pie. Imagine a passer by vomitting on it. Imagine a bird pooing on it. Then imagine a Velocirapter burping up some T-Rex poop on it. Then multiply that by 4. Call it Kirsten Dunst Drunk.

I've never been a big fan of what the gossip bitches have titled "Kiki Dunst". Even airbrushed, makeup glossed and presented in full veneer for Hollywood's big projects. She actually can't act all that well. She ain't all that smokin. And without the shine and glimmer of Hollywood, shes actually kind of hideous.

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Sara Rue is a conformist.

Image [once again watching the old bandwidth]

Damn that Sara Rue. Here was me all respecting her for being slightly heftier than the average actress and what does she go and do? She goes on a crash diet and exercise regime and loses all of her pounds. THATS what.

Part of Sara Rue's appeal was that she wasn't so offensively attractive [and by that i mean she weighed about 5 stone less than the average woman] that there was even speculation she could be a bitch. Because thin actresses are all bitches. But now. I'm not so sure. Maybe Sara Rue and Andrea Parker fight over the last inch of lettuce on the set of "Less than Perfect". Rue has lost 30 pounds since she started filming the show, which Eric Roberts left this year likely due to the total lack of comic capibility he posesses.

How she did it is more admirable than most though. She spent 3 months travelling Europe and cut out the alcohol. Which is better than spending 2 days snorting cocaine and washing it down with a brewery. Probobly.

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Hotlinking. If i posted every image that i post on the Deli here then over time my bandwidth would die quickly.

Who is Sara Rue?

She plays Claude Casey on "Less than Perfect" on ABC.
She also starred in Popular as a heavily overweight cheerleader.

I think she looked great as a "curvy lady". She started out quite overweight but then slimmed down to bigger is better. Over the past 6 months shes just dropped loads of weight and I actually prefer her a little bigger. But shes still pretty beautiful.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0749081/

her now
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/375 ... ue,%20Sara

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/337 ... ue,%20Sara

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/341 ... ue,%20Sara

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/371 ... ue,%20Sara



her earlier in the year
http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/f/ffc277c559.jpg


her last year
http://www.touchstonetvpress.com/showco ... splash.jpg

her when she filmed Popular

http://www.geocities.com/kelligrl_/sarapopular.JPG

Thank God the fat girls sill have Rosie and Roseanne on their side...

Eh.

She's not hideous, but I wouldn't be interested.

You should have just said she was the babysitter in The Ring. That's the only thing I know her from.

Well shes a reasonably popular actress and comedienne. People who know of her like her a lot. Shes not going to anchor a film anytime soon; but a year or two of supporting roles and she'd be on the A list.

Shes got a pretty face, lots of charisma and a warm personality and those attributes instantly give her the edge over many other actresses of her status and position.

I just realized Sara Rue was also in Pearl Harbor. With Jennifer Garner.

I just kept trying to spot them throughout the whole film. Just as well because if not i'd have been bored to tears.

Jessica Simpson has sexy boobs

Did I say Jessica Simpson has sexy boobs? What I meant to say was Jessica Simpson is a giant orange elf.

Don't get me wrong. Shes a very sexy elf. But shes definately not of the human race. I think shes probobly one of those "sun elves" that actually take a Tom Cruise Spaceship through the sun. But to be fair in this picture she looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, and shes making a facial expression here that reminds me of when I poo infront of my mirror. I kind of look like an elf If its a big one. So shes either a sun elf, Gollum, or shes moonlighting as the leader of an army of mucnhi-elfs that are taking over Hollywood; one blowjob at a time. What one you believe in is a top secret, CIA Funded test that will tell if your suitable to be a Manchurian Candidate. But I strongly suggest that unless you wish to watch 12 hours of "The Gena Davis Show" in rewind then you pick the sun option.

i didn't realize how funny this was. i apologize Michael. Jessica. Elf. LOL.

I should be mad, but...

See. I told you guys i was sneaky.
Thats the old CIA training there.

good one, she does actually look like an elf.

20,023 and counting to be precise. I feel like I owe it to you guys to keep updating here and keep showing how the sites going; because really its all just a bit of fun FOR you guys that has grown a little bit bigger than it started out.

Breaking it down [all of this info can be released under the policy of site use, and discloses no personal information about any users]
6,528 of those came from this thread.
13,477 of those are exclusively Deli. [this figure excludes any hits i have made]
6,790 unique visitors have hit on The Deli [this figure excludes any this i have made]
The Deli's site has been open for 2 months and 5 days.
11% of Visitors are Canadian
1% are Brazillian
The majority of American visitors are from the east coast.
36% of users use Firefox
People like Jessica Simpsons Boobs...a lot.

Hurrah! Thanks a lot guys for continuing to visit. It helps stroke my ego, and it makes he happy that people all over the world know im an awful human being. Im really happy with the way its going and hopefully i'll be starting other projects soon.