Thank god. This will be one nail-biter on Friday, if it's live (which I assume it is now, because I forgot it usually is).

Ivette is usually an idiot in question competitions (she only won HOH that first time because all the questions seemed to be about her and her friends), so I think Janelle has this. If anything, the producers will try to skew the questions her way, heh.

I think this probably means Ivette is in the final two no matter who wins (I doubt Janelle would take Maggie), which is a rather depressing thought. Here's to Janie beatiing her butt.

Well, I just caught wind that Britney Spears gave birth today. QUICK, someone notify Janelle via airplane-banner pronto!!

Oh, oh man. That's hilarious! You have got me in STITCHES!

Ugh, I think whoever wins out of the three, Ivette is likely on her way to winning Big Brother 6. I hope she speaks to her Mom and girlfriend, before she decides to try and hand over all of the money to Cappy...its good to know that the two of them have some sense that they might be able to knock into her when she returns to the real world...

Well, I really hope Maggie wins. I love Maggie for what she said. The entire game she was caught up in the whole group mentality caused by the alliances, and she blindly assumed Janelle hated her like people said, but then when she was forced to communicate with her in the final four and so on, she realized she is a real person. And she ADMITTED she was WRONG.

Janelle took her eviction very gracefully, and was very kind to Ivette. It sucks that Janelle had to lose on a double tie break question. She was so close.

There's really no point to watching the finale, but I really hope the outcasts (Janelle, Howie and Rachel) choose to vote for Maggie to win.

PEACE, Mike.

Well, this was my last episode of Big Brother. It's over for me. Janie lost, and I could give a rats ass which one of those hags will win -- and it WILL be Maggie. No doubt. Janelle said she feels like she wants to change her vote "because Ivette is a good person" -- which is basically just saying that Maggie played a better game, but Ivette turned out to be a nicer person. But Janelle will judge on game, I'm sure, and Maggie did play a better game. I suspect the votes to be as follows...

Jennifer: Maggie
Rachel: Maggie (She does not like her Ivette.. as she told Howie/Janie: "Send that bitch to me [in the sequester house].")
James: Ivette
Beau: Ivette
Howie: Maggie
Janelle: Maggie

Ivette will have two votes, possibly three if Janelle flips. But I highly doubt she'll win it.

Way to win it for your family Ivette. Moron.

Well, at least Ivette wont win, which is a great thing. Maggie is alright, even though I still don't like her.

Well, this show is officially over for me. I'll have to move my attention to Survivor and The Apprentice: Martha Stewart now.

PEACE, Mike.

boo.
the show officially ended.

"Janelle, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house..."

The Big Brother fanatics of the world are lining up as you read this! It is mayhem in America folks. There is looting in Miami! FEMA is about to declare a national disaster! Mr. X is organizing a cross burnin' as we speak because his dear little blonde vixen has been given the ultimate reality television cut! Say it with me - Janelle is GONE!!!!

"Clang Clang Clang Went the Trolley;
Ding Ding Ding Went the Bell;
MAN DO I FEEL SO JOLLY;
MAN I FEEL REALLY SWELL!"



I know I'm about as out-of-place as Michael Moore at the Republican National Convention, but before I get crusified, let's take a couple things into consideration. First, Janelle may walk away with from Big Brother 6 with only slim pickins' in terms of actual cash, but she's no doubt got a career a head of her on B-list TV. Say, Fear Factor: Reality-TV Stars Edition? A brief correspondance gig on The Early Show? Heck, a spot on pretty much half of FOX's schedual for that matter. So yeah, Janelle-mania is about to hit primtime TV with full force!...or at least syndicated TV.

So don't cry too hard for your "buxom blonde bombshell"

Anyway, now that we still have to crown a winner for this Godforsaken, legless corpse of a season, I'm willing to place my bets on Maggie. Here's how I see the voting taking place:

Jennifer: Maggie
Rachel: Maggie
James: Ivette
Beau: Ivette
Howie: Maggie
April: Maggie
Janelle: Maggie

But meh, I'm probably wrong. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if Rachel self-destructs and takes the whole darn place down with her. Now THAT would make for good television!

Well I know everyone is pretty irritated over the Big Brother events, so I had some fun news for yall!


Our fav host, the host with the most, Julie Chen, will be guest starring on season 2 of Veronica Mars! (I was shocked by how well written and acted that show is)

Please don't be fooled Mike. Maggie only said that to kiss ass and try and secure herself a vote. Right after the live show ended, Ivette and Maggie went right back to bashing Janelle saying how she cheated in the competetion etc.....blah blah blah. Infact, I think that last parting goodbye might have lost Maggie the vote from Janelle. I think Janelle saw right through it and knew Maggie was just trying to get her vote. What a dissapointing end. I honestly think Ivette will walk away the winner. Here's how I see it going.

Jennifer~ Maggie
April~ Maggie
Beau~ Ivette
James~ Ivette
Janelle~ Ivette(Her opinion has changed this last week. Her comment to Julie proves this)
Howie~ Ivette(He was friendlier with her and Janellle has influence on him)
Rachel~ Toss up. Her vote wouldn't matter anyways. I just hope she gives them both a verbal thrashing.

I think the entire jury should band together and refuse to reward either of them the money, and instead vote to give themselves the $500,000 and split it amongst themselves.

Seriously, hypothetical situation, what would happen if every single person in the jury refused to vote for a winner? Would they bring the voting into the hands of the audience? In that case, I would vote Janelle back into the game, vote Ivette out, and then vote Janelle as the winner. Hehe.

Or maybe Big Brother will shock us with a giant twist, where all of the contestants voted OUT of the house are the winners, and they continue playing for a half a million bucks, and Ivette and Maggie go home!!!!

Or maybe... maybe...

Mehhhh... this season sucks, other than the final last few weeks with Howie and Janelle together against the friendship. Those were some awesome weeks.

Bring on Big Brother 7: Hall of Fame edition, which Janelle in the game as the hall of famer from season 6!!! And bring Will back from season 2, and so on.... man that would be awesome. But it's not gonna happen. I can dream...

PEACE, Mike.

Well think of it this way: is $500,000 really worth being locked in a house for three months with these freaks?

Well, at least it's better than being held in the jury house. Man that place seems miserable.

Yeah, I know, eh.

Jennifer is bitter and bitchy.

Rachel is ready to explode.

James thinks everyone sucks, except his precious Ivette.

etc.

Howie is the only positive force in that place, but he can only do so much.

I really, really don't want to watch the finale. I just want to skip it, and then ask someone afterwards who won. Despite being able to see Janelle and Howie again, which would be awesome, I just couldn't stand listening to April and Jennifer bitch, whine and moan again, Beau get on his stupid sassy annoyance, and Ivette go on and on and on about how she and her family need the money and how she played the game with apparent "morals" and crap. Too much for me.

PEACE, Mike.

That wouldn't work either, because then the friendship would get 4/7 of the $500,000 anyhow, which is a no no. I think they should give it to Julie Chen, and maybe she can eat something by Tuesday...

Correction: the friendship would only get 3/7 of the $500,000 (April, Jennifer and Beau). At least this way, Rachel, Howie and Janelle would take home money (and James) and Ivette and Maggie would get nothing!! Hehe.

PEACE, Mike.

What a horrible final two. Maggie and Ivette are somehow worse than Alison and Jun, which I didn't think would be possible.

Also, Cotton? You suck and I hate you.

JANIE WILL BE PRESIDENT ONE DAY.

I would actually agree. I at least somewhat liked Jun and some of the comments she made towards Allison. Maggie and Ivette has got to be the ultimate worst final two ever.

PEACE, Mike.

Oh yes, I stand corrected. I guess they just feel like 4 people because they're so loud and obnoxious then.

Also, I had a feeling Ivette would be winning when it came down to the final 4 or so. I'm just trying to make the most of the situation, and will enjoy watching them at one minute talking about morals, etc to get votes, and the next minute get booed as soon as a non CBS employee/contestant sees them. They really will likely be in shock that they are so disliked by the audience. These are among the poorest sports in reality tv history.

I actually think Ivette is going to pull out the win over Maggot. Disgusting, but true. Whatever, they're both horrible people.

I dont know if it was just me, but there was a moment during today's Big Brother, after Mag/Ive were celebrating, that Ivette looked at Maggie not as a friend, but almost like she REALLY liked her. I know that's REALLLLLYYYYYYYYYY stretching it, but rewatch it, and see it again. I don't know what it is, but there was something very very different about the way Ivette looked at Maggie especially today...could this be the real big brother secret?

Maybe all those times Ivette kept talking about "her girlfriend Maggie", it turned out...

her real girlfriend Maggie is the one in the house.

Heh. The other one is just some actress with a frightening resemblance to Screech that they hired.