Yay michael, WTF. Get your act together.

You know what ; normally id be okay with the policy of no nudity. But not only was this partial nudity to the extreme - but theres various pictures on KJ that i find far more sexually explicit and ultimately - more potentially offensive.

You guys really need to decide if your going to be ultra-liberal which is where this website started out as, or if your going to click to website standard administrative defaults. It feels like your trying to transition between these two levels of administration without telling the users.

Wrong thread to be bitching about that. Go to "The Site" to complain.

Are you arguing partial nudity vs. full nudity?

I think we're gonna have to bring up Rusty vs. Canada for this one.

Won't let me walk around ottawa naked won't you!

This thread is starting to confuse me.

Guys, with all due respect PLEASE stop hijacking this thread.

Michael .. I agree with this and was just about to suggest it. Same offer it open to Timothy. We've tweaked and even changed rules before. I don't see why it can't happen again if the argument is good.

You're also forcing everyone to consider each and every picture then and figure out if it should come off. Some may be more harmful but deleting those would run into the same problem ... why am i removing this picture that has the same amount of clothing as opposed to this one. The entire thing would become subjective and instead of just you getting angry over the taking off of 2 pics, there would be a barrage of requests.

We've taken off pics of women's butts here too. should we leave the guys up cause guy butts are more funny? we're not discriminating against that either. butt is butt.

finally, so eminem's ass isn't that offensive. lets leave it up. next time, there will be a request for leaving up all butts cause well .. they're butts and we all have one. there is no line. Nudity with money shots is a clear line everyone can work with. Add to that legality issues which is the main reason why the site doesn't allow nudity (and doesn't allow extremely violent images) and thats atleast the reasoning for taking off such pictures.

But like i said .. eagle and i dont always have the same views on things. Start up a thread in the site where a healthy discussion can take place. till then, this thread will continue to get derailed.

Can i just say Baba, the last time you spoke to me like this you claimed you were doing so as a user rather than an admin.



This time it concerns administrative actions; are you speaking down to me as a user again, or this time as an admin?

no .. i'm speaking above as an admin. really .. the rule is up there. get over it cause the pics won't be coming back. its not personally directed at just you. i'd say the same to someone else in the same situation. last time, i was speaking out of spite. for that i apologise. lost my temper cause i was being accused for the umpteenth time about being selective about which thread remains open and which one is closed, even though its explained many times that i close no threads in the watercooler.

now before your thread is compeltely hijacked, might i say we take this to PMs or msn? or atleast, the Site?

Not necessary. My point i feel has been made.
I will remember in future that partial nudity, however humourous or inoffensive it is, is not allowed.

With that in mind;
Tara Reid Frankenipple.

In other news:
Whilst MR.X, Rusty and Deletion may have ruined this threads amazing post to view ratio; they have helped the Article to view ratio significantly. Medals all round.

My Baby's Daddy is Brad Pitt!



You know its so wierd that Maddox calls Brad Pitt Daddy because when I have my Wednesday night three way with Brangelina he makes me call him daddy too and taps my ass cause its bombalicious.Its kind of freaky but i mean hes Brad Pitt and his tiny manhood makes Angelina serve me more so whatever.

Anyway I was getting my ass kicked from Christina Aguleria for asking for her autograph at the weekend there and whilst she was poking my eyeball with Kelly Osbournes dildo and ripping large clumps of my hair to the ground i wondered, what would it be like for Maddox.....

It sucks hes got to share boob squeezing time with little Zahara; and hes not the only multi-cultured orphan in the Jolie family [everyone knows you should only have one foreign orphan per household or it can infact bring about the end of days] I think hes going to attack Zahara with his little cute Maddox sporks [with cute little Maddox heads on them] for taking Angaboobage away from him. I mean id be pretty pissed if i had to share precious angelina real estate with anyone else; thats why i usually make Brad go get me a double cappucino with ice when we are having Threeway Wednesdays. Lucky for me Angelina isn't a patient woman. This one time she told me she incubates fetuses inside Brad's poc-marks. But sssh dont tell Brad; she wants it to be a surprise when his face explodes and a baby emerges.


Little Maddox Jolie in Stage 3 of his Spork Attack planning. Thats clearly the face of a young dictator in the making.

Is it wrong that I find Angelina's adopted kids incredibly adorable? I feel for all the ugly kids at the orphanage; im guessing it would have been a "No, No, NO, WTF NO GROSS, no, no, no THAT ONE...I WANT THAT ONE!"

Kind of like how the record label picked Christina Aguleria to be a Britney emulator. Oh Christina, i was kidding gurl! Really! Gurl come on now you know i was playin! PLEASE, NOT THE EYES, NOT MY PRECIOUS EYES!

Michael, just wanted to leave a quick note.

Personally, I could give two shits about nudity. I thought the picture was hilarious.

However the problem I am faced with is that I really would like to keep this site off filter engines.

To do that, I have to abide by their oft idiotic guidelines of sorts. As absolutly STUPID as it is, that little string thong of a bthing suit, makes it OK for a woman to stick her ass up in the air in this forum. Yet because Eminem is fully nude, even from behind, the picture could lead to us being black listed, something I really don't want.

I apoligize for the sheer idiocy of it all, and the fact that I have to enfore a rule that I find ridiculiously ignorant. So I am sorry, and hope you at least understand where I am coming from.

Its okay actually Eagle - my own site has the exact same rule; the only reason i bothered posting it was because i saw other images that really walked the plank of pornography; and knew that KJ's administration had set out to be "laid back" in the rules. I see you guys are tightening up the ship a bit and thats fine - but I as a user wasn't really aware of it until now

Totally understandable.

It's not like your going to be warned for it or anything close. Just removed so the site as a whole doesn't get in trouble. Its my own rule, and I think it's stupid.

Rumour Has it Jennifer Aniston is in a Generic Poster!

Okay. Ive decided that on CDDS [Celebrity Dumbass Dry Spells] aka weekends im going to take a "constructive look" at new film posters for up and coming movies. Just because i want to. What better time to start than at 2am when im up in 6 hours? Warning: this is boring.

First in the firing line....


Wow this poster makes me feel like im going through the menopause just by looking at it.
It's actually pretty functional. But lets make fun of it anyway.

Jennifer Aniston from the Rumour Has it Poster: Hi im Jennifer Aniston, hehe aren't i cute? Well look at me im just a down to earth average girl in my normal people jeans, inoffensive and pure white t-shirt and "I just put it together" hair. But look again; whilst i may just be an average girl im also incredibly attractive Hollywood star worth about 45 million average girls salaries combined. Im so bankable, Im so hip, im so the hottest cast member post-friends. Watch my career soar starting...now. Did you notice how much huger i am on this poster than anyone else; and my size in relation to the other cast members alone indicates im the star even though my name billing may not? P.S Check out my eyes - aren't they just amazing? HAHAH BRAD YES THEY ARE. Everyone thinks so. Thats right, Pitt sniffer; I can actually anchor a film ALL BY MYSELF WITH MY SEXY LITTLE EYES. I dont need some TWO BIT TRAMP with CRABS to sell a movie with me. All i need is my bouyant breasts in this white tshirt and a crack team of airbrush artists. Sorry, Did i mention i KILLED MYSELF LAUGHING WHEN TROY BOMBED? I heard you got sick; thats too bad.

Kevin Costner from the Rumour Has it Poster: I should have never fucking made Waterworld. Seriously. I thought about not doing it for a while; but then i thought what the hell. I was totally awesome as Robin Hood. Maid Marrion was a hot bitch. Anyway look at me looking at Jennifer Aniston. Im pretty sure i bang her in this movie but in a way totally inoffensive to women; for im affectionate and loving you see and my charm draws people in. Look how the airbrush artists have affectionately removed most of my wrinkles; but left ones that show affection and wisdom for that is what my character will personify. Did you notice im wearing white just like Jennifer Aniston? Wow me neither. Must mean we are the two leading stars and will have a connection throughout this film; especially because im staring at her boobs. No wait...where AM I staring? Into the distance? No that can't be - surely too much of a cliche?!?!?!

Mark Ruffulo from the Rumour Has it Poster: Im pretty sure Jennifer Garner is hotter. But i saw her boobs. Whats with my face? Its like darker than my neck. I don't think your supposed to see makeup on a poster. I kind of also look like i have a squint. BTW WTF is the deal with me being at the back and in black? Am i the enemy or something? The bad guy? I dont know i usually just agree throughout whatever movie im in; or look interested. So whatever; how much did i get paid for this? I kind of liked the first director better anyway... Yeah thats why i like Jennifer Garner better; that she-devil Aniston totally kicked off the other director. What a bitch. Wait, where am i again? I made a movie called 13 going on WHAT? Who stole my pot?

Shirley Maclaine from the Rumour Has it Poster: Wow i look totally like Zsar Zsar Gabor or something right now. Look at how I have no wrinkles whatsoever whilst im 71.. Also I have a look of disapproval/opposition towards Jennifer Aniston and am wearing black which both suggest Im either a bitch or Im going to give our heros a tough time in some way; probobly because Kevin Costner banged me; but i will resolve to give them their happily every after. Anyway when i realised i was going to be in a young peoples movie i decided to watch young people movie[s]. First I watched American Pie. I strongly dissapprove of that Tara Reid girl - I think she may be incredibly stupid and is likely to contain various STDs; for some reason I also see her partying every night with similar girls.... Anyway I dont know what is "sticking a flute in my pussy"; but my daughter explained its young people talk for "Ill call you later". So when i was onset Rumour Has It my husband phoned and we had to halt filming. I just told him; "honey, ill stick a flute in my pussy" then hung up and everyone looked at me funny - i felt really embarrased for stopping filming and switched off my cellphone - but not before i changed my answerphone to "Hi this is Shirley, im currently filming a hot young new movie right now, but leave a message and ill stick a flute in my pussy. Bye!!!"

Everything Else from the Rumour Has it Poster:
Hi, im red "Rumour Has it" text. Where have you seen me before? Why a very similar font of a similar colour appeared on the Along Came Polly poster with a similar white background and similar bright, airy colours!

Hi im grey "Based on a true rumour" slogan. Heheh am i not funny/ironic? No? :*( Your mean. I'm supposed to be witty and chuckle-worthy but you seem annoyed. Damnit.

Hi, im the sky and dark blue billing. Look at how we are all equal sizes and coincidentally arranged alphabetically but surname. We are pretty sure that we are all not here due to contractual obligations; but Shirley Maclaine's text is really bitchy. Look at it bitching.

Hi, im irritating credits in condensed and hard to read font with logos scattered everywhere. Im just here because i have to be, move along with your buisness and pretend im not as usual.

Hi, im the light blue sky with airy, puffy clouds behind the actors. Aside from the fact that me being behind the actors like this is like, physically impossible, Im here anyway. Of course I am nott here to capitilise on the convention that American sitcoms, much like NBC's Friends, feature only blue skies because they make people happy. But i do make you happy and relaxed and this poster seem generally breezy in no subtle terms, right?

Collectively this poster says
"Hey, were all famous, you want to see us ALL together in this high concept, feminine comedy which is totally inoffensive, breezy and light to watch - dont you just love/feel a little sorry for Jennifer Aniston!?!?!? Look at her not being a whore like say, Angelina Jolie. Don't forget to see us all in theaters on.....aww shit we forgot the damn date."

im in love with your cult thread Michael.

Marry me now.

This belongs on the front page of the site.

That was the greatest article yet!!! I love the text's own narration and Mark Ruffalo's speech.

"OMG I can't believe I get to be in another movie! Thank you Satan!"

holy crap there is no date

While I love Michael's commentary, I really like the poster.

Heh i cant say im surprised that the thing about movies gets the biggest response ; thanks y'all!

I like the poster too Rogue ; even if it is kind of generic and blatant.

I'll do another poster today maybe if ive got time - but im also due to report on celebrities being idiots again right about now.

Britney Spears shoots people!
Part One of the "Double Header" of Celebrity Butchering to make up for the dry spell....



I can totally imagine stalking Britney Spears and getting shot with a BB Gun. Infact sometimes when im at Britney's <strike>house</strike> trailer, Kevin chases me around the corridors in his cute lil Cleetus boxers with a shotgun and shouts "Get outta ma house or ill shooot yoooou" its SO MUCH fun. The doctor says my new legs on order from Ebay. I can't wait; when has Ebay ever let me down? I mean I tried to explain to Kevin i'd bought Britneys underwear on Ebay and we were totally close on account of all the letters i sent her - but he didn't seem to understand he just kept chasing me.

I can see it now - a photographer squirming in pain all over a street in Malibu and Big Pregnant Boobs Britney waddling out in haste to laugh in his face as blood vomits from his wound all over the surrounding photographer whilst Britney wiggles her big fat pregnant ass to "Baby got Back" in her head.

Also dosen't it sound a little like Britney Spears is having like a wifeswap at some wierd celebritiy's house? Its probobly Jessica Simpson on account of her wanting to have a Britney threesome.