I think there's a bit of a Tom Cruise lull right now.

And I'm so happy about that.

I wonder how permintently he screwed up his chance at a real Oscar someday.

Just for fun due to the fact that my last two stories were on two un-awesome members of society i bring you an a lister.....in my heart. Tara Reid looking a bit like she flew to the sun.

Sienna Miller is apparently pregnant with Jude Law's baby, Jennifer Lopez is opening her store blah blaahhhh, Kate Hudson is a freaky and wierd and Sony got its ass sued for faking reviews [if you saw any of the films listed by the lawyery people in theaters your entitled to a refund] but i chose to slaughter Eminem for his ridiculously ridiculous list of demands for his new tour.

Eminem; less ghetto gangsta, more prison bitch!
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Eminem is freakishly fugly and i am so over him since he told me i was just like every other hooker he didnt pay.



Wow; Eminem is so tough. Im surprised there was no "Peticure and facial" demands in there. Because in between those low-carb Myoplex meal replacements that are making him look even more like a drug abusing hulk im surprised hes even got time to eat KFC or drink THREE FUCKING BOTTLES OF CRISTAL, TWO BOTTLES OF COGNAC AND TWO CASES OF LAGER.
No wonder he looks out of it all the time.

Also Im glad to see that Eminem has demanded a dressing room with "a fully-quipped games parlour with an "arcade-type ambience, full-sized electronic games, a monster TV with PlayStation, ping-pong table and basketball hoop." It makes me feel better that he actually is of the mental age that his lyrics made me suspect; "arcade type ambience"....riiiggghhhhhtttt. See Eminem "ambience" is the world rich people use to define a place they pay lots of money to eat at. Really "ambience" is a nicer word for "place with no druggies, drunks or smelly/poor people"; So an "arcade type ambience" is confusing really - what you mean to say is "room that reflects im a total retard"

Im pissing my pants in anticipation for his next whiny life story song about how tough he has it; written when he was getting his feet massaged by an asian hooker who has approximately 0.00000000000000000004% of his weekly salary in her entire life savings.

P.S what is with Eminem's constant ass-flashing? I know girls dont like ass. I know straight guys dont like ass. So hold on who does that leave.
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Put it AWAY

Michelle Branch has a Little Branchlet!



Don't get me wrong; I like Michelle Branch. But by having a baby at the ripe old age of 22 I have to wonder if shes
A) Been smoking crack and wants to surrender all hope of freedom
B) Mature beyond her years and is so grown up that shes been in that "maternal" way
C) Popped a condom

I didn't see any pictures of Michelle Branch being pregnant - but im guessing shes not been wearing maternity clothes that look like tablecloths

"Whay arent yow buyin ma record yo?"

Still; anyone under 30 and pregnant has little/no sense of maternity style. The Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garners pave the way with modest, stable-quality dresses designed to emphasize their horselike features and distract you from their globe sized bellies, whilst Spears, Branch and other "Oops, i let the semen in, hehe!" too-young-to-be-pregnant beauties have seemingly given up in all attempts of beautification and just decided to be as fugly as mother nature allows their once-beautiful faces & bodies to be.

Seriously i think Kevin Federline bagged Britney and was like...."scwhing!" But then realized that every other dude in the world was ejaculating multiple times to photos of his bitch. Jealous pimp Kevin thought that impregnating Spears and making her wear hand-me-down clothes his grandmother wore when she was a swamp hermit would fug her up enough; then he grabbed a huge pot of smouldering grease and plastered it all over Spear's face; just so those makeup enduced spots would get frontpage. Our poor, dearest Britney - fugged over by Satan Federline.

Good luck with a career now Michelle! Can't wait for your next album; that is if it dosent sound exactly like your first two.

It's so weird that Michelle's husband is like.. 40 or older. I think it's okay to date an older man, but the line has to be drawn somewhere.

And why did she give it a boy's name?

Whoever removed Eminem's ass from this thread will always have my gratitude.

wtf they edited out eminems ass!?
Jesus christ i saw Vida Geurra's ass all over the place with a peice of string running down it; just because its gross and eminems dosent mean its justified to edit it out.

One picture had eminem mooning with a microphone stand [thankfully] obstructing his crack - whilst vida guerra has a thinner string in between hers.

why don't you delete these photos then?

http://www.worldofkj.com/forum/viewtopi ... 561#354561

or would it be ok if we put a teeny string down the middle of his crack?

Tim

Aside from Vida Geurra being infinately hotter than Eminem - i still find her disturbinginly prostitute-esque which makes her hotness ranking fall.
But its one and the same .

I should just move this thread away now.

for the same reason why a picture of a woman with a string down her crack will get a PG 13 and without a string will lead to an R. explicit nudity not allowed. you want a pic of eminem in strings here, be my guest.

No no no no... no no, that's fine. It's all good. No need to see any more of Eminem than we have to. No.

No one wants to see Eminem's ass. Ever.

get over it. and i'd appreciate being asked why they were deleted before speculating that we allow pics of hot women up and pics of guys off. pics of many women who are completely nude with stuff showing has also been deleted off the site before .. 2 just yesterday. happens with everyone .. eminem's ass or brooke burkes .. doesn't make a difference.

Baba! You took down brooke burks ass? Would you still happend to know where this picture was taken from...?...?

I'm wondering why Michael is arguing over Eminem's ass.

He is sexually aroused by Jennifer Garner...

Its an ass. you cant catch homosexuality from its presence. There have been grosser things than two butcheeks posted on this column. I also recall Tara Reid's frankenipple being removed.

reason 22594 for moving this column: I have to do this to show some dude mooning


This website allows people to talk about microwaving fetuses but everyones too "shocked" by someone ass?
=D> Bravo.

because he understands the ridiculousness of allowing some girls gigantic ass to be hanging out, but not allowing eminems ass.

also, it's pretty fucking retarded that i can say almost anything i want, no matter how explicit or xxxx/rrrr-rated and not get it deleted, but you can't post an ass.

wtf is up with that!

Tim

THINK OF THE CHILDREN, TIM! OH PLEASE WON'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

It was more or less directed a EMINEM. Man, woman, gay, straight, dog, horse... it doesn't matter. No one should ever want to see that. Especially those children Rusty mentioned. Oh, those children!!

sorry whats that MR.x?

Michael is sticking it to the man, I see. The rapping man, as it were.

Is that what rap has become? Mooning the audience for a reaction?

The shadowy hand in the picture is Michael reaching out for Eminem.