T minus 13 hours.

I'm not as nervous as I thought it would be. It's not as if I'm infatuated with this girl like I am with Carlie and Lucy so I figure worst thing that can happen is I get practice for a future date with them.

And I know never to discuss religion, politics, past loves, or ask cliched questions like "what do you do for a living?"

Which is a shame because I've found I have an instant rapport with people who share my political views.

I think you can discuss whatever you like, but just keep an open mind to whatever her opinion is.

Don't talk politics you loon, say as little as possible.

Also this is probably the only time you can use it. End of the night, no matter what you say "ok so where are we going to fuck? Your place is probably better considering the circumstances."

You literally can take any response, and it's already in the cards she'd say yes if she bought you. If she goes negative play the prostitute card, and say "hey you are getting the full zwackwerm, I gotta make sure you get your money's worth"

I wouldn't have sex with Natalie Portman on the first date.

Wow.

So the date was nice enough. I told her we could see each other again and she seemed like she was interested. But I felt like I was doing all of the question asking. She seems pretty quiet and reserved, even though we seem to have a lot of the same interests. I would definitely need her to be more aggressive in the future if this was going to work out.

Oh but she did bring up politics. Or I should say she talked about politics and I tried very hard to pretend I agreed with her. We talked about her women and gender studies class, lol.

Good basis to start a relationship.

Oop. Well she told me she's "too busy" to continue dating me. Sounds like she hated me. Guess I'll chop off my genitals and become a monk because that's the only way for me to find happiness.

Time to focus on Carlie again.

Lucy is closer for now. Carlie will be my spring break and summer project.

Is there some kind of event for Republicans you can go to? Maybe you could meet someone there

I'll keep trying with my theater and Christian friends.

You should buy a gun. Do you know her address?

Yes you would