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 Would you rather... (Part 48) 

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 14)
I think it would be closer if the first option was being on welfare/working minimum wage the rest of your life

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Is the "perfect" wife nagging a lot ?

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 14)
Dr. Lecter wrote:
Would you rather

be unemployed for the rest of your life (no money struggles) but have a loving family (perfect wife/husband, perfect kids)

or

have the job of your dreams with great income for the rest of your life, but never ever have a family or even a boyfriend/a girlfriend

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First, no question.


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Is the "perfect" wife nagging a lot ?
Not after you hit her.


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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 14)
The unemployed/ no money struggles is vague and both a perfect family or job seems unrealistic. I'd go for the job though since I feel that would be more difficult for me to obtain.


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FILMO wrote:
Is the "perfect" wife nagging a lot ?
Not after you hit her.

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 14)
Even if the first implied that I was dependent on my wife's job, I'd choose that.

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We need a new of those sick question!

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 15)
Under the threat of death, would you rather

Drink the contents of a toilet brush holder in a public restroom

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lick a hobo's dirty feet for five minutes

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That is easy

dirty hobo feet.

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by the way

Dr. Lecter. Why are you so into hobos?

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 15)
Lecter is in to everything that is disgusting or sexual, preferably at the same time.

As for the question, I'd choose death.

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I'd also go for the foot.


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I would die.


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Dirty hobo feet is fine

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The foot thing.

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Dr. Lecter. Why are you so into hobos?


What Algren said.

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 15)
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Lecter is in to everything that is disgusting or sexual, preferably at the same time.

As for the question, I'd choose death.



"into" ;)

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 14)
Jiffy wrote:
Dr. Lecter wrote:
Would you rather

be unemployed for the rest of your life (no money struggles) but have a loving family (perfect wife/husband, perfect kids)

or

have the job of your dreams with great income for the rest of your life, but never ever have a family or even a boyfriend/a girlfriend

?

(courtesy of zwackerm)


First, no question.


2nd, are you insane? It says nothing about sex. And also, you would feel like shit not working. Say what you want, but working fills a day.

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 15)
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Algren wrote:
Lecter is in to everything that is disgusting or sexual, preferably at the same time.

As for the question, I'd choose death.



"into" ;)


That is slang.

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 14)
Thegun wrote:
Jiffy wrote:
Dr. Lecter wrote:
Would you rather

be unemployed for the rest of your life (no money struggles) but have a loving family (perfect wife/husband, perfect kids)

or

have the job of your dreams with great income for the rest of your life, but never ever have a family or even a boyfriend/a girlfriend

?

(courtesy of zwackerm)


First, no question.


2nd, are you insane? It says nothing about sex. And also, you would feel like shit not working. Say what you want, but working fills a day.


Mess, is that why everyone dreams of vacation/retirement lol? I don't even need the sex -- that's just a plus!

I've never been the sort of person to view a vocation as any sort of viable path to personal fulfillment.

Honestly, I think I'd prefer to be a stay-at-home father more than anything else. We'll see.


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2nd, are you insane? It says nothing about sex. And also, you would feel like shit not working. Say what you want, but working fills a day.


Bullshit

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 15)
In an accident,would you rather

lose your penis and balls

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both of your legs and one arm

or

your eyesight

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Post Re: Would you rather... (Part 15)
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In an accident,would you rather

lose your penis and balls

or

both of your legs and one arm

or

your eyesight

?


to option b)
Am I still able to fap with my one arm or is that function also gone?

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Oh, no, that is still possible. That's why I left one arm.

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