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What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense? (Choose one or add your own)
"I short-circuited." 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
"I went above and beyond to give the least untruthful answer." 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
"I made a mistake. It wasn't the best choice of word." 33%  33%  [ 1 ]
"It was a right-wing conspiracy." 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
"The Russians hacked my brain." 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
"I wiped my memory clean, with a cloth." 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
"People don't get my sarcasm." 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
"It was the dishonest press. It was NBC and Brian Williams." 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
"I love Brazilians. I do. They are robbers. Some of them, I assume, are good people." 67%  67%  [ 2 ]
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 What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense? 
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Post What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense?
"I short-circuited."
"I went above and beyond to give the least untruthful answer."
"I made a mistake. It wasn't the best choice of word."
"It was a right-wing conspiracy."
"The Russians hacked my brain."
"I wiped my memory clean, with a cloth."
"People don't get my sarcasm."
"It was the dishonest press. It was NBC and Brian Williams."
"I love Brazilians. I do. They are robbers. Some of them, I assume, are good people."


Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:05 pm
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Post Re: What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense?
It's such a stupid story. All around.

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Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:08 pm
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Post Re: What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense?
It's also a fun story to cover.


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Post Re: What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense?
I hope years later he goes back to Brazil on vacation and they take his ass to jail for good.

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Post Re: What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense?
He has no defense other than being a complete idiot. We've always known this to be true.


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Post Re: What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense?
"The police pointed a gun at me but I didn't want to insult Brazil and I was scared of them so I said it was robbers"

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Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:17 pm
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Post Re: What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense?
This has become an interesting mystery case.

Lochte: no mention of vandalism
Local police: One of swimmers vandalizes bathroom at gas station.

Lochte: Wallet taken
Local police: Wallet not taken, but money demanded by gas station

Lochte: Gun drawn by people dressed as cops
Local police: Gun brandished by security guard at gas station

Lochte's first NBC interview: Guy puts gun to his forehead; no mention of gas station
Lochte's second NBC interview: Guy points gun in his direction; taxi pulled over when leaving gas station

Partial extract of the police statement published by the Daily Mail shows swimmer Jack Conger's account of the event:

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That they stopped at a gas station so that Ryan could use the bathroom; That he is not able to describe the taxi driver; That all got out of the taxi at the gas station; That Ryan urinated in vegetation at the back of the gas station building; That the deponent also urinated in the same place; That he doesn't remember if the others also urinated as he was under the effect of alcohol; That Ryan ripped off a board attached to the side of the gas station causing a lot of noise; That they returned to the same taxi which was waiting for them, asking for him to leave the place;

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If Lochte had not told a seemingly half-true story, people would have had been more sympathetic to him.


Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:54 pm
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Post Re: What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense?
The University of Georgia released a statement by swimmer Gunnar Bentz after he returned to the US:

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http://deadline.com/2016/08/ryan-lochte-gunnar-bentz-statement-rio-police-olympics-robbery-1201806427/

“I want to offer a sincere apology to the United States Olympic Committee, USA Swimming, the extraordinary women and men of Team USA and the University of Georgia. Being a member of the Olympic Swimming Team was an honor and a dream come true. The accomplishments of my teammates were awe-inspiring and I’m so pleased I got to see them up close. I regret this situation has drawn attention away from the Olympics, which have been hosted so incredibly well by Brazil and its citizens.

“While I am anxious to put this matter behind me and rejoin my Georgia teammates in classes, practices and competitions, I feel compelled to stress several key points.

1. I was never a suspect in the case from the beginning (Brazilian law enforcement officials saw me only as a witness).
2. I never made a false statement to anyone at any time.

“I also want to be forthright about the details of what transpired last Sunday. What follows is consistent with the account I gave to the Brazilian authorities when I was interviewed for the first and only time on Thursday in Rio de Janeiro:

“After attending an event with several swimmers from different nations, I left in a taxicab along with U.S. swimmers Jack Conger, Jimmy Feigen and Ryan Lochte around 6 a.m. On the way back to the Olympic Village, we pulled into a convenience store to use the restroom. There was no restroom inside, so we foolishly relieved ourselves on the backside of the building behind some bushes. There was a locked door out back and I did not witness anyone breaking it open. I am unsure why, but while we were in that area, Ryan pulled to the ground a framed metal advertisement that was loosely anchored to the brick wall. I then suggested to everyone that we needed to leave the area and we returned to the taxi.

Two men, whom I believe to have been security guards, then instructed us to exit the vehicle. No guns were drawn during this exchange, but we did see a gun tucked into one of the guard’s waistband. As Jimmy and Jack were walking away from the vehicle, the first security guard held up a badge to me and drew his handgun. I yelled to them to come back toward us and they complied. Then the second guard drew his weapon and both guards pointed their guns at us and yelled at us to sit on a nearby sidewalk.

“Again, I cannot speak to his actions, but Ryan stood up and began to yell at the guards. After Jack and I both tugged at him in an attempt to get him to sit back down, Ryan and the security guards had a heated verbal exchange, but no physical contact was made.

“A man that I believe to be a customer approached us and offered to help as he spoke both English and Portuguese. Understandably, we were frightened and confused during this time. Through the interpreter, one of the guards said that we needed to pay them in order to leave. I gave them what I had in my wallet, which was a $20 bill, and Jimmy gave them 100 Reals, which is about $50 in total. They lowered the guns and I used hand gestures to ask if it was okay to leave and they said yes. We walked about a block down the street and hailed another taxi to return to the Village.


“Videos of this situation have been emerging the last several days. However, I am confident that some video angles have not been shown that would further substantiate my account. I also believe some scenes have been skipped over. Additionally, I would like to stress that our original taxi was not pulled over; the only occupants of the taxi were the four of us and the driver; and to my knowledge, there was no damage done to the door or the inside of the restroom.

“I am so thankful for the love and support of my family, my friends and my teammates during this time. Without question, I am taking away a valuable life lesson from this situation. In everything I do, I am representing my family, my country and my school. I will not take that responsibility lightly.”


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Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:39 am
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Post Re: What would be Ryan Lochte's best defense?
I'd blame Obama and Crooked Hilary. The last option seemed closest to that. Damn thieves trying to get in our country!

This has been pretty funny though. I don't think anyone is sympathetic towards Lochte.


Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:21 am
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