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 Caskets 

Do you want an open or closed casket?
Open 20%  20%  [ 1 ]
Closed 20%  20%  [ 1 ]
I do not plan to have a casket 60%  60%  [ 3 ]
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What is your opinion of open versus closed caskets? I can't stand the idea of an open casket, dead bodies are gross.


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cremation for me, after my organs are harvested.

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I'd like to be fed to coyotes.


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It's a horrible thing to contemplate, but I would prefer to be cremated. A closed casket. And I will not be an organ donor either.

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BJ wrote:
cremation for me, after my organs are harvested.

That doesn't really answer the thread question.

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I'd like to be fed to coyotes.

But would you like your platter to be an open or closed casket? ;)

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14 is too young to be thinking about that, Bill.

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if my face is fucked up, closed. if not, open ;)

and then after the service cremate my ass

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14 is too young to be thinking about that, Bill.

I am 18. And I think you know that.


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Well hopefully I'll be 110 and so old that I'm really ugly, so closed

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I want urn but not be cremated!

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Rev wrote:
if my face is fucked up, closed. if not, open ;)

and then after the service cremate my ass


Well, your face is already fucked up, so ... :P

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Cremated and scattered with no formal "on-display" service.

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Even if you are cremated, you still have a casket. They don't just throw your body into the furnace.

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Algren wrote:
Even if you are cremated, you still have a casket. They don't just throw your body into the furnace.



Well, we tried that practice over here about 70-75 years ago...

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lol

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Dr. Lecter wrote:
Algren wrote:
Even if you are cremated, you still have a casket. They don't just throw your body into the furnace.



Well, we tried that practice over here about 70-75 years ago...


Too soon.

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I don't think I've ever been to a close casket. Only one Urn. the 30 or so I've been too always open. I think unless something really bad happened to your face that was unfixable by the mortician, I think it's at least a better way to say goodbye to the actual person.

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You've been to 30 funerals?

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Thegun crashes funerals. :funny:

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Surprising "Funeral Crashers" wasn't put in production as a sequel to Wedding Crashers. You'd say it allows for a total upping of the jokes. Why didn't they even ever make a sequel to Wedding Crashers yet it odd too though.


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It was a smart decision in retrospect. It would have done similar to Ted 2.

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Algren wrote:
Even if you are cremated, you still have a casket. They don't just throw your body into the furnace.

Then I would want the absolute cheapest pine-box option. Is a cardboard container legal in the U.S.? I find the funeral industry vulgar, with its Cadillac coffins and chintzy, scripture-quoting cards and general air of, "The more you cared, the more you should pay for a spectacle."

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It's weird because a straw coffin is actually more expensive than a pine coffin. I was surprised at finding this out.

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Dr. Lecter wrote:
You've been to 30 funerals?


At least. 19 family, 15 friends, 4 colleagues. All I kind think of right now

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