Oh wow, this reminds me of yesterday. I was on a plane and across the aisle there are 3 seats occupied by some kids who were being rather loud and obnoxious. My brother was next to me and I gave him a look that said oh great, this will be a long 2 hours. My brother then texts me to tell me he noticed the kid closest to us appears to have Down Syndrome. So I'm thinking, ok well now I don't feel like the kids are being out of hand so much, they have an excuse. A few minutes later I notice the kid he was talking about was staring at me. When I looked at him he said "I know you!" I replied, "You do?" His response was "Yes, you're hot." I of course then had an alarmed look on my face, everyone around us was laughing hysterically and he had this giant grin on his face. My mom was sitting behind him and said, "Don't you think she's a little old for you?" He says, "No, I'm 9. Now I have a girlfriend!" His mom who was behing me says, "She probably already has a boyfriend or a husband, don't you think?" The kid says, "Soooo, she's mine now!" So the entire next 3 hours that I was stuck on that plane through the delays from the lightning and the flight home and avoided the kid by pretending to sleep because anytime I dared to look his way he smiled and either said "You're hot" or "You're handsome." And occasionally he was say "Aawwwkwaard!" which is exactly was I was thinking.

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Miss...miss. Can I change seats...

And what did we learn after reading this story. If you find Batnanna hot, you probably have Down Syndrome.

Pretty much! When we got off the plane, my mom says, "Wow, you sure know how to attract them!"

I really do attract the strangest men, and apparently now boys as well. I'm not going to mention the women I attract.