I'm sure you've heard of this guy by now. He's currently blowing up the Internet. It's great, the story is great (I mean, his role in saving the kidnapped women, I mean), he is great.



Background info on the kidnapped (and now freed) women:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Cleve ... ssing_trio

His description of what happened is hilarious. I literally almost had him as my username but figured the novelty would wear off. Yes he is awesome.

The 911 call is pretty crazy too. His last bit in that inerview is hilarious.

They had two high profile 911 calls there and it made that city looked like they hiring ignorant apathetic employees. Have ya'll heard Berry's 911 call? She's telling this person that she's been kidnapped for 10 years and he's like "OK, tell the police when you get there."

Alright, Mr. Apathy. Thank god I wasn't trapped at home with my kidnapper in the other room or else I might not be alive long enough to wait for cops while you rush to get me off the phone so you can drink a soda. It's sick. Yeah, the cops got to her location within 3 minutes apparently but why are you rushing off a shaken caller instead of calming them down and providing supporting words until the police have actually arrived.

He was probably a hipster. Caring would have been to mainstream.

"... when a pretty white girl ran into a black man's arm, something's really wrong there..."

Quote of the day.

Yep

Yeah the dispatcher who responded to the Amanda Berry 911 call handled it...badly, to say the least.

Where those three brothers from Austria?

Yeah, that was hysterical.

This is a seriously awesome story.

That being said, I can't wait for the remix.

We ate ribs, and listened to salsa music.

Mc Donalds should give him lifetime food.

LMAO, totally highlarious yo.

Held captive for 10 years?! Wow. It's like Homeland all over again.

Hoping those girls can have a normal life now

Jaycee Dugard seems to be doing very well so I think/hope it's possible.

no, i'm afraid this time they weren't, but i'm sure austria will strike back with an even more spectacular case soon!

Remix

Do not care.

I can't imagine how fucked up you'd be after being held captive like that for 10 years.

That's what I'm thinking. Multiple births and burying the babies ? What the fuck. Rape. Jesus it makes cringe just thinking about it.

This.

Great remix! It always amazes me how fast they can put these out.

Just goes to show you that you can never really know the people you eat ribs with .

That is probably one of the best remixes out there.