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Excel
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 Re: Oral Sex Thread Oral sex...the most overrated thing of all time. Giving it is not overrated, but receiving it kind of boring. Receiving it, as a guy, is not one of those times where "bigger is better". Not inthe least
in fact average guys, and or men with little guys, probably have it made with head
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Thegun
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Re: Oral Sex Thread publicenemy#1 wrote: alrighty here's a question... do you guys consider oral sex losing your virginity? No _________________ Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Libs wrote: How do you guys go YEARS without sex? . Like an habit, it is probably easy. Just like getting in the habit of having it quite often can be difficult to break. etc. Hands./masturbation...sex and "making love" are two different things. Unless one is some creep who feels a powerful emotional connection with strangers. "Sex" is nothing. Its NBG. ML is a loooot better. _________________Ari Emmanuel wrote: I'd rather marry lindsay Lohan than represent Mel Gibson.
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Thegun
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Excel wrote: Oral sex...the most overrated thing of all time. Giving it is not overrated, but receiving it kind of boring. Receiving it, as a guy, is not one of those times where "bigger is better". Not inthe least Very true, I mean it can sometimes be awful, but yeah really, I mean, I always think of it more as foreplay than anything. Only in rare occasions will I take it over actual sex. Especially with someone you don't know. _________________Chippy wrote: As always, fuck Thegun. Chippy wrote: I want to live vicariously through you, Thegun!
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Excel
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Magnus wrote: Libs wrote: *shrug* I've done the no strings attached FWB thing and it was fine. Contrary to what Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis tell you. TELL ME THE SECRET!!! My friend of like 10 years sort of wants to go down that route but I'm completely against it cause I value her friendship greatly (she's my best female friend outside my sister) and don't see sex to be more valuable than the risk of damaging that. Always the right thing to do. Everyone talks about sex but its nothing. Possibly losing friendship to something as unneeded as sex is retarded. It'd probably be really fucking awkward and not enjoyable anyway. _________________Ari Emmanuel wrote: I'd rather marry lindsay Lohan than represent Mel Gibson.
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Dr. Lecter wrote: Also, I am a big big proponent of "don't shit where you eat".  Am I the only one who has never heard this statement before and has no idea what it means? _________________Ari Emmanuel wrote: I'd rather marry lindsay Lohan than represent Mel Gibson.
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Magic Mike
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Algren wrote: Magic Mike wrote: Algren wrote: Thegun wrote: That's a new one, especially to a girl while giving, that could be life threatening. Could be. Never stop when giving a BJ. The guy will be so angry. Then don't take so fucking long.  My mind right now has an image that I feel disgusted with. 
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Magic Mike
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Re: Oral Sex Thread publicenemy#1 wrote: alrighty here's a question... do you guys consider oral sex losing your virginity? Not at all. Is there anyone who even does anymore? That's like shaking someone's hand now.
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publicenemy#1
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Magic Mike wrote: publicenemy#1 wrote: That's like shaking someone's hand now. what?  I dunno. I'm in the middle on that question as I'd classify oral sex as sex too so *shrug*
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Mau
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Not at all.
Like Mike said, livin in sin is the new thijg, yeah
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David
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Magic Mike wrote: That's like shaking someone's hand now. Fags are always such whores, lol. _________________   1. The Lost City of Z - 2. A Cure for Wellness - 3. Phantom Thread - 4. T2 Trainspotting - 5. Detroit - 6. Good Time - 7. The Beguiled - 8. The Florida Project - 9. Logan and 10. Molly's Game
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Rev
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Thegun wrote: And congrats Rev? How did that end up happening? Someone pay for it on a birthday, or did Craigslist strike again? A buddy open the world of escorts to me. Gave me adult newspaper with ads of girls. I figured fuck trying to lose it the normal way,that could take years, why not lose it tonight with an experienced older woman.  I got my $$ worth lol David wrote: Magic Mike wrote: That's like shaking someone's hand now. Fags are always such whores, lol. True but they have the most fun
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Darth Indiana Bond
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Magnus wrote: Darth Indiana Bond wrote: I've given oral pleasure Details please. Hold your breath and dive in, don't let up until she's ready. As for the motions, it is a lot like eating a chicken wing, you know, not the drummy, but the other one. _________________
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Algren
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Going with that analogy, try and stay away from raw chicken.
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Darth Indiana Bond
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Very true, they'll make you sick.
Make sure you know the vendor serves up clean eats.
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Re: Oral Sex Thread publicenemy#1 wrote: alrighty here's a question... do you guys consider oral sex losing your virginity? Not really. Although I think it's up to each individual person to decide what it means for them. Some people prefer to get intimate without penetration and I would still consider that sex.
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Libs wrote: publicenemy#1 wrote: alrighty here's a question... do you guys consider oral sex losing your virginity? Not really. Although I think it's up to each individual person to decide what it means for them. Some people prefer to get intimate without penetration and I would still consider that sex. Too true, too true _________________
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Thegun wrote:
Ah, Loss of virginity stories. 16, North Carolina Vacation, 3some on the beach with two cute california girls. It was awkward, completely unimaginative, yet fucking awesome! Believe it or not, the most awkward part was each one of them giving me an intimate goodbye while the other watched. It was on that day, I planned to move from the East to West Coast. Granted I never actually moved, but every time I make it over there it has been memorable.
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Rev
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Anybody has a bad oral story?
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Dr. Lecter
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Nope
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Rev wrote: Anybody has a bad oral story? The dude i told you about, he (pun intended) SUCKED. Too much use of his teeth and failed to know how o move his tongue. _________________
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Plus he wanted to kiss me afterwards..... I was like fuck no.
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Re: Oral Sex Thread Hahahaha
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Re: Oral Sex Thread My ex wasn't good at oral, like Mau said, too much teeth. She had a small mouth though, making it difficult.
But this is not a diss at her, she was a wonderful partner in bed.
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Rev
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Re: Oral Sex Thread my ex wasn't good at oral either but she got better with practise.
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