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Magic Mike wrote:
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What?


I thought you were into dudes.


I get that A LOT but nah, not really.

R u kidding me :funny: this whole time I thought u were gay


Anyone that into Britney and other pop stars will be coming out one day, try as they may to fight it :P.



Meh, i've kissed guys and stuff but it's not really my ting you know?

Also, i woulda came ut long time ago if i were gay, it's not like i care too much what people say, lol

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Mau wrote:
Magic Mike wrote:
Rev wrote:
Mau wrote:
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Mau wrote:
What?


I thought you were into dudes.


I get that A LOT but nah, not really.

R u kidding me :funny: this whole time I thought u were gay


Anyone that into Britney and other pop stars will be coming out one day, try as they may to fight it :P.



Meh, i've kissed guys and stuff

What other stuff?

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Yeah, Magnus is just sexually deprived. He'll fuck anything.

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Meh, one guy sucked my dick a loooooong time ago (i was 17 at the time) and thats's it.

But you really cant say you don't like something if you haven't tried it.

I did, din't like it and moved onto pussays.

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Yeah, Magnus is just sexually deprived. He'll fuck anything.


actually, the exact opposite. that is the biggest issue.


You're asexual?

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Dr. Lecter wrote:
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Yeah, Magnus is just sexually deprived. He'll fuck anything.


actually, the exact opposite. that is the biggest issue.


You're asexual?


You won't fuck anything unless it's Marion/Kate levels?.

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You don't strike me as the asexual type.

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You're asexual?


Post-college...kind of. I find plenty of people attractive I just don' have any desire really. Though that could very well just be me being a lazy ass fuck and not wanting to put in any effort.


maybe you should see a doctor. that shit ain't normal.

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Magnus wrote:
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You're asexual?


Post-college...kind of. I find plenty of people attractive I just don' have any desire really. Though that could very well just be me being a lazy ass fuck and not wanting to put in any effort.


You're a guy in his 20s, how is this possible. Your demand for sex has to outweigh your laziness, lol.


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Go see a Doctor tbh.

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I enjoy giving more than receiving


Um... yeah, I guess me too, but (not like I've done it in years) I get tired after 5 minutes. :|

And :| @ some (or all?) of this thread.


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I'm Magnus, apparently. Except the lazy part.

Though my demand for sex is... pretty high.

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Yeah. That.

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It's ok Magnus. We're on the same boat... except the Paki part too.


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We should make t-shirts.

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Meh, it'll come...

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Um, yeah, Magnus, that shit ain't normal. No need to psychoanalyze anything. It is just not normal for your age.

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maybe you have a tumor that makes your sex drive go away and makes your boobs grow (prolactinom or something like that)

it doesn't kill you, it just fucks up your sex life. lol.

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Maybe he really is just asexual. Some people are you know. I can't imagine, but I accept everyone for who they are. :hug:


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Maybe he really is just asexual. Some people are you know. I can't imagine, but I accept everyone for who they are.


A triple feature of Shame, Von Trier's Anti-Christ , and Basic Instinct 2 will do that to a person.


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Magic Mike wrote:
Maybe he really is just asexual. Some people are you know. I can't imagine, but I accept everyone for who they are. :hug:


You're gay, you must accept everyone for who they are...

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Magnus wrote:
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Um, yeah, Magnus, that shit ain't normal. No need to psychoanalyze anything. It is just not normal for your age.


I have a sex drive. It's just not THAT high that it's trumped by my laziness and my inability to settle for average-looking chicks. It's pretty straight-forward.


Exactly. That is not normal. :)

Maybe you should party more.

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Confessions time: who here has used Craigslist for hookups?

A girlfriend of mine did that recently and I was so worried about her the entire time that she'd be, like, murdered.


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I've looked. Way too scared.

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Confessions time: who here has used Craigslist for hookups?

A girlfriend of mine did that recently and I was so worried about her the entire time that she'd be, like, murdered.

There's a section for that? :blink: Sounds terrifying. I don't even trust Craigslist to buy stuff.


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