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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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 Re: Oral Sex Thread
Magic Mike wrote: Rev wrote: Mau wrote: Libs wrote: I thought you were into dudes. I get that A LOT but nah, not really. R u kidding me  this whole time I thought u were gay Anyone that into Britney and other pop stars will be coming out one day, try as they may to fight it  . Meh, i've kissed guys and stuff but it's not really my ting you know? Also, i woulda came ut long time ago if i were gay, it's not like i care too much what people say, lol
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:45 pm |
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Rev
Romosexual!
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32615 Location: the last free city
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Mau wrote: Magic Mike wrote: Rev wrote: Mau wrote: Libs wrote: I thought you were into dudes. I get that A LOT but nah, not really. R u kidding me  this whole time I thought u were gay Anyone that into Britney and other pop stars will be coming out one day, try as they may to fight it  . Meh, i've kissed guys and stuff What other stuff?
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:53 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Yeah, Magnus is just sexually deprived. He'll fuck anything.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:53 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Meh, one guy sucked my dick a loooooong time ago (i was 17 at the time) and thats's it.
But you really cant say you don't like something if you haven't tried it.
I did, din't like it and moved onto pussays.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:02 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Magnus wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Yeah, Magnus is just sexually deprived. He'll fuck anything. actually, the exact opposite. that is the biggest issue. You're asexual?
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:33 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Dr. Lecter wrote: Magnus wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Yeah, Magnus is just sexually deprived. He'll fuck anything. actually, the exact opposite. that is the biggest issue. You're asexual? You won't fuck anything unless it's Marion/Kate levels?.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:35 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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You don't strike me as the asexual type.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:41 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Magnus wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: You're asexual? Post-college...kind of. I find plenty of people attractive I just don' have any desire really. Though that could very well just be me being a lazy ass fuck and not wanting to put in any effort. maybe you should see a doctor. that shit ain't normal.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:43 pm |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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Magnus wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: You're asexual? Post-college...kind of. I find plenty of people attractive I just don' have any desire really. Though that could very well just be me being a lazy ass fuck and not wanting to put in any effort. You're a guy in his 20s, how is this possible. Your demand for sex has to outweigh your laziness, lol.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:45 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Go see a Doctor tbh.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:57 pm |
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publicenemy#1
Extraordinary
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:25 am Posts: 19421 Location: San Diego
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Rev wrote: I enjoy giving more than receiving Um... yeah, I guess me too, but (not like I've done it in years) I get tired after 5 minutes. And  @ some (or all?) of this thread.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:08 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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I'm Magnus, apparently. Except the lazy part.
Though my demand for sex is... pretty high.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:19 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Yeah. That.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:27 pm |
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Julius Pepperwood
Ex-Cop, Ex-Marine
Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:47 pm Posts: 370
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It's ok Magnus. We're on the same boat... except the Paki part too.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:28 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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We should make t-shirts.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:34 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Meh, it'll come...
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:34 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Um, yeah, Magnus, that shit ain't normal. No need to psychoanalyze anything. It is just not normal for your age.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:39 pm |
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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maybe you have a tumor that makes your sex drive go away and makes your boobs grow (prolactinom or something like that)
it doesn't kill you, it just fucks up your sex life. lol.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:42 pm |
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Magic Mike
Wallflower
Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:53 am Posts: 35246 Location: Minnesota
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Maybe he really is just asexual. Some people are you know. I can't imagine, but I accept everyone for who they are. 
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:45 pm |
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Lafin Atchu
The Incredible Hulk
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:02 pm Posts: 519 Location: Golden State
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Quote: Maybe he really is just asexual. Some people are you know. I can't imagine, but I accept everyone for who they are. A triple feature of Shame, Von Trier's Anti-Christ , and Basic Instinct 2 will do that to a person.
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Mau
100% That Bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:42 pm Posts: 16923 Location: Monterrey, Mexico
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Magic Mike wrote: Maybe he really is just asexual. Some people are you know. I can't imagine, but I accept everyone for who they are.  You're gay, you must accept everyone for who they are...
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:48 pm |
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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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Magnus wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Um, yeah, Magnus, that shit ain't normal. No need to psychoanalyze anything. It is just not normal for your age. I have a sex drive. It's just not THAT high that it's trumped by my laziness and my inability to settle for average-looking chicks. It's pretty straight-forward. Exactly. That is not normal.  Maybe you should party more.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:50 pm |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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Confessions time: who here has used Craigslist for hookups?
A girlfriend of mine did that recently and I was so worried about her the entire time that she'd be, like, murdered.
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:57 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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I've looked. Way too scared.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:59 pm |
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publicenemy#1
Extraordinary
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:25 am Posts: 19421 Location: San Diego
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Libs wrote: Confessions time: who here has used Craigslist for hookups?
A girlfriend of mine did that recently and I was so worried about her the entire time that she'd be, like, murdered. There's a section for that?  Sounds terrifying. I don't even trust Craigslist to buy stuff.
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