Author |
Message |
Jmart
Superman: The Movie
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:47 am Posts: 21230 Location: Massachusetts
|
 Re: Skyfall
Shack wrote: Has some pretty cinematography, but I found it pretty boring and flat, and frankly while I'm willing to let minor holes go most of the time, this thing is dumb as a fucking rock. I mean some of the screenwriting is just outrageous. Stuff like Bond hearing M's order to shoot him but not ducking/Eve not taking the other guy out after him, I think the idea was to make it seem like Bond was killed in pursuit of Patrice both to keep his name off of the list and more importantly keep tracking Patrice to see who he was working for. Their job is to spy after all. That's if M thought Bond couldn't apprehend him on his own. And while they were fighting on top of the train his signal was about to go out of reach so she would've had no connection with Bond after that so she had to make a quick decision. In the process she put the names of the agents on the hard drive at risk and she failed at least a few, but not all. And I could be wrong, but I think Eve was firing blanks which explains why she didn't shoot Patrice. Quote: MI6 literally instantly tracking the guy in Shanghai by having a piece of just so happens to be uranium bullet in Bond's chest that he never removed???, I don't think he really noticed it until he was going through his field tests again and how it was effecting his shooting. On the other hand it also could've been done for the audience and the sake of the story in order to move it along. Quote: or there just happens to be a trap-door in the room they're keeping Bardem in (this one is my favorite, did I miss something explaining this because LOL) How did he get in the cell? When MI6 was hacked by one of his men he had him open up all the doors freeing him. That's why we see all those vents popping up in front of Bond. He realizes what's happened, and then runs to see if Silva has escaped. He has down into the now open vent. Quote: Bardem happens to be caught by Bond at the right time in the right room exactly when a train is over top of them to let off the bomb You have watched a James Bond movie before right? Quote: or Bond's great plan being to go to a cottage with no backup, He says in the film that he wants to get ahead of Silva for the first time and play offense since Silva had been controlling everything up to that point. And how well was the government protecting her up to that point? Quote: or M and totally unnecessary should've-been-Connery guy using a flashlight to get to the church when there's a huge flaming cottage behind them to light their way, The flames weren't bright enough to path the entire way and they're old. Think one of them wants to fall through the frozen ice? Besides, their one hiding spot was the church. Either Silva was eventually going to find them there first or Bond was going to kill him. Then, just like in any other fictional story, Silva has too long of a dramatic showdown with his nemesis, Bond gets there in the nick of time, throws a knife in Silva's back, and delivers a "Bondian" quip to cheer M and the audience up before she died.
_________________My DVD Collection Marty McGee (1989-2005)
If I’m not here, I’m on Letterboxd.
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:12 am |
|
 |
Excel
Superfreak
Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:54 am Posts: 22210 Location: Places
|
 Re: Skyfall
Shack is right.
Kind of like when you watched The Dark Knight, and you see things like: -The Joker orchestrating the entire car chase -He knew exactly the moment when the truck would enter the tunnel, and exactly where it would leave (both are played off as if spontaneous) -Joker's men conveniently on the firescapes, perfectly level with the helicopter they knew would come that low. LOL & then those little wires somehow hold against a helicopter, as opposed to breaking -He knew Dent wasn't Batman, he knew Batman would somehow survive rockets being launched, etc -He knew Gordon wasn't dead -He knew exactly who would be picking Harvey Dent The whole "he wanted to get caught" thing was just ridiculous. -Joker somehow placed bombs throughout an ENTIRE HOSPITAL with nobody noticing -Joker somehow rigging the ONLY TWO WORKING FERRIES with nobody noticing -Joker somehow rigging two entire warehouses with nobody noticing -Joker knowing Dent would somehow survive the bombs going off -Joker somehow subduing that marching cops for the funeral scene -Joker knowing exactly how the bank robbery would take place, to the exact moment and spot the bus driver would arrive, and of course, the guy whose turned on the Joker is standing right in its way -Rachel somehow picking Harvey Dent over Bruce Wayne LOL
When you stop and think for more than a second or two, its like "oh, that doesnt really make sense. Neither does that. And why wouldnt he do this?" etc etc etc. Skyfall is even worse than TDK in that department. TDK is still a stick movie, because it has awesome character arcs and incredible acting Skyfall? Eh. It is good and fun, but nothing amazing. Skyfall is just the same deal. For such a simple movie with such a simple, uninspired, unimpressive plot, there are waaaay to many moments requiring serious suspension of disbelief.
Bond suspension of disbelief, is say, in Goldeneye, when he jumps after the plane, sky dives into it, and stops the crash. Its "Ha yeah, ok". Skyfall's suspension is "Ok, here 10 perfect coincidences, all of which need to occur for the movie to work". of course, they all happen. It is just a bit unimpressive.
I will say this - interest in Bond is back. The next one is easily going to open over 100 million - I really hope the use the opportunity to secure legions of news fans, and dont blow it. Get someone smart, think of something clever.
_________________Ari Emmanuel wrote: I'd rather marry lindsay Lohan than represent Mel Gibson.
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:48 am |
|
 |
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
|
 Re: Skyfall
Shack wrote: Has some pretty cinematography, but I found it pretty boring and flat, and frankly while I'm willing to let minor holes go most of the time, this thing is dumb as a fucking rock. I mean some of the screenwriting is just outrageous. Stuff like Bond hearing M's order to shoot him but not ducking/Eve not taking the other guy out after him, MI6 literally instantly tracking the guy in Shanghai by having a piece of just so happens to be uranium bullet in Bond's chest that he never removed???, or there just happens to be a trap-door in the room they're keeping Bardem in (this one is my favorite, did I miss something explaining this because LOL) + Bardem happens to be caught by Bond at the right time in the right room exactly when a train is over top of them to let off the bomb (and frankly everything about Bardem's "Hanna" like plot to get captured and escape is ridiculous. and the stolen agents list was Palin's Bridge to Nowhere), or Bond's great plan being to go to a cottage with no backup, or M and totally unnecessary should've-been-Connery guy using a flashlight to get to the church when there's a huge flaming cottage behind them to light their way, are just terrible gaffes. I would be more willing to let these go if the film wowed me but frankly, it didn't. Mendes pretty much created a standard, nicely shot, but hollow and stupid action film that happened to star James Bond and a pretty cool villain You know, I don't even disagree for the most part. The main difference is the bolded part. It wowed me enough to ignore all that.
_________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:54 am |
|
 |
_axiom
The Wall
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:50 am Posts: 16163 Location: Croatia
|
 Re: Skyfall
It's always a question if the movie will wow you enough to forgive its mistakes. I am yet to see a movie (or read a book) which has a plot that's completely logical and without any too convenient (deus-ex-machina) plotting. For a spy fiction Skyfall is a superb movie. Period.
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:09 am |
|
 |
MovieDude
Where will you be?
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:50 am Posts: 11675
|
 Re: Skyfall
No it's a very turgid, dull movie. Skyfall is a bowl of porridge served in a very fancy bowl. It's deadly serious with nary a genuine moment of surprise or joy.
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:35 pm |
|
 |
Bradley Witherberry
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:13 pm Posts: 15197 Location: Planet Xatar
|
 Re: Skyfall
be.redy wrote: It's always a question if the movie will wow you enough to forgive its mistakes. I am yet to see a movie (or read a book) which has a plot that's completely logical and without any too convenient (deus-ex-machina) plotting. In the classic James Bond films, the producers would choose their illogical cards carefully to amp up the humor - - now they're just lazy. be.redy wrote: For a spy fiction Skyfall is a superb movie. Period. That statement greatly saddens me.
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:39 pm |
|
 |
Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
|
 Re: Skyfall
And you sadden me.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:09 pm |
|
 |
David
Pure Phase
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 am Posts: 34865 Location: Maryland
|
 Re: Skyfall
In the action genre and its cousins, I am perfectly fine with forgiving gaps in logic or the plot if the film excites me with its performances, action sequences, etc. The bureaucratic demands of real-world logic should never stand in the way of spectacle in a Bond film.
_________________   1. The Lost City of Z - 2. A Cure for Wellness - 3. Phantom Thread - 4. T2 Trainspotting - 5. Detroit - 6. Good Time - 7. The Beguiled - 8. The Florida Project - 9. Logan and 10. Molly's Game
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:13 pm |
|
 |
Johnny Dollar
The Lubitsch Touch
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:48 pm Posts: 11019
|
 Re: Skyfall
The next time I see a movie where the villain is captured in the second act, only to reveal that it was PART OF THE EVIL PLAN ALL ALONG, I walk out, no hesitation
_________________ k
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:11 pm |
|
 |
Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
|
 Re: Skyfall
Yeah! Because it has never happened before in the history of cinema.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:40 pm |
|
 |
Gopher
You are waiting for a train
Joined: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:25 pm Posts: 995
|
 Re: Skyfall
MovieDude wrote: It's deadly serious with nary a genuine moment of surprise or joy. This is what I disagree with, though I'm willing to buy into the screenplay gaffes that took me out of the film. Skyfall was clearly trying to go for the Casino Royale meets Goldfinger action movie that had the gravitas of the new Bond but the more ridiculous fun of the old. The Aston Martin reveal, the callbacks to the old Bond movies... it was all in good fun. Was it a perfect balance? Not really, but it was a hell of a ride.
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:40 pm |
|
 |
MovieDude
Where will you be?
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:50 am Posts: 11675
|
 Re: Skyfall
None of the action scenes approached any number of set pieces from Casino Royale, in large part to essentially every impressive beat already being featured in the trailers. All the big moments of the opening chase. The tunnel bits in London. Where Casino Royale's action scenes were elaborately laid out, full of pyrotechnics, and well-punctuated by surprises, every action scene in Skyfall went exactly as expected and all the crowd pleasing bits rely on a Pavlovian reaction from the audience. "Look, it's that gag from that one Bond movie! Look, it's the car he once drove! Look, the only black character turns out the be the secretary!"
I thought Casino Royale was much more 'ridiculous fun' and had a much better sense of humor. It found ways to criticize the anachronistic elements of Bond's character while updating the series into a modern, fast-paced thrill ride. Skyfall isn't just dumb, though it is. To me, Skyfall represents the series taking two steps backwards, both making the deadly serious Bond movie people have been warning about for the last two films while and turning back the page on the progress the first two Craig movies had made.
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:35 pm |
|
 |
David
Pure Phase
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 am Posts: 34865 Location: Maryland
|
 Re: Skyfall
MovieDude wrote: "Look, the only black character turns out the be the secretary!" Ha.
_________________   1. The Lost City of Z - 2. A Cure for Wellness - 3. Phantom Thread - 4. T2 Trainspotting - 5. Detroit - 6. Good Time - 7. The Beguiled - 8. The Florida Project - 9. Logan and 10. Molly's Game
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:37 pm |
|
 |
Jmart
Superman: The Movie
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:47 am Posts: 21230 Location: Massachusetts
|
 Re: Skyfall
MovieDude wrote: None of the action scenes approached any number of set pieces from Casino Royale, in large part to essentially every impressive beat already being featured in the trailers. All the big moments of the opening chase. The tunnel bits in London. Because Casino Royale's trailer didn't give anything away...  And you're really going to blame the film for its marketing campaign? If Mendes had his way he wouldn't have shown anything. Quote: Where Casino Royale's action scenes were elaborately laid out, full of pyrotechnics, and well-punctuated by surprises, every action scene in Skyfall went exactly as expected and all the crowd pleasing bits rely on a Pavlovian reaction from the audience. "Look, it's that gag from that one Bond movie! Look, it's the car he once drove! Look, the only black character turns out the be the secretary!" Someone took an "Intro to Psych" class. You mean the film makers gave the audiences exactly what they wanted? How dare those sons of bitches! And please name one surprise Casino Royale had in its action scenes. Quote: I thought Casino Royale was much more 'ridiculous fun' and had a much better sense of humor. It found ways to criticize the anachronistic elements of Bond's character while updating the series into a modern, fast-paced thrill ride. True. Skyfall isn't trying to achieve the same goals though. I'll disagree with you about the ridiculous fun though. Just look at the differences between the Silva and Le Chiffre. Quote: Skyfall isn't just dumb, though it is. To me, Skyfall represents the series taking two steps backwards, both making the deadly serious Bond movie people have been warning about for the last two films while and turning back the page on the progress the first two Craig movies had made. Because Quantum of Solace was a two tons of fun and really progressed the franchise. 
_________________My DVD Collection Marty McGee (1989-2005)
If I’m not here, I’m on Letterboxd.
Last edited by Jmart on Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:50 pm |
|
 |
Jmart
Superman: The Movie
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:47 am Posts: 21230 Location: Massachusetts
|
 Re: Skyfall
Those who hate both are dead inside.
_________________My DVD Collection Marty McGee (1989-2005)
If I’m not here, I’m on Letterboxd.
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:00 pm |
|
 |
Jmart
Superman: The Movie
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:47 am Posts: 21230 Location: Massachusetts
|
 Re: Skyfall
Hyperbole.
Sort of...
Not really...
Dead inside I tells ya.
_________________My DVD Collection Marty McGee (1989-2005)
If I’m not here, I’m on Letterboxd.
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:14 pm |
|
 |
Darth Indiana Bond
007
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:43 pm Posts: 11620 Location: Wouldn't you like to know
|
 Re: Skyfall
Most people I know love both, but most agree QoS was bad, just saying...
_________________
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:51 pm |
|
 |
trixster
loyalfromlondon
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:31 pm Posts: 19697 Location: ville-marie
|
 Re: Skyfall
It appears as though some of you have never seen a Bond movie, or even an action film, before.
_________________Magic Mike wrote: zwackerm wrote: If John Wick 2 even makes 30 million I will eat 1,000 shoes. Same. Algren wrote: I don't think. I predict. 
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:03 pm |
|
 |
Darth Indiana Bond
007
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:43 pm Posts: 11620 Location: Wouldn't you like to know
|
 Re: Skyfall
Eh, when something gets praised enough, it allows for more criticism, not that I agree with most of the criticism presented here.
_________________
|
Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:08 pm |
|
 |
Bradley Witherberry
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:13 pm Posts: 15197 Location: Planet Xatar
|
 Re: Skyfall
trixster wrote: It appears as though some of you have never seen a Bond movie, or even an action film, before. Heh - - too true. (Though perhaps not for the reasons you intended.  )
|
Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:46 am |
|
 |
The Dark Shape
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:56 am Posts: 12119 Location: Adrift in L.A.
|
 Re: Skyfall
MovieDude wrote: both making the deadly serious Bond movie people have been warning about for the last two films Have you... seen Quantum of Solace recently?
|
Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:40 pm |
|
 |
Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
|
 Re: Skyfall
It's funny how a certain few think that THEY know how Bond should be. As if every Bond film should be the exact same.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
|
Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:20 pm |
|
 |
MovieDude
Where will you be?
Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:50 am Posts: 11675
|
 Re: Skyfall
Jmart wrote: Because Casino Royale's trailer didn't give anything away...  And you're really going to blame the film for its marketing campaign? If Mendes had his way he wouldn't have shown anything. You can blame my dislike of Skyfall on a combination of the marketing and the overblown hype, but mostly it was the movie itself. Quote: And please name one surprise Casino Royale had in its action scenes. 1. The chase sequence in Madagascar continuously one-upped itself to a fever pitch. Bond having a stand off with an entire embassy and getting away was ridiculous fun and a great chase sequence. 2. The bomber of the airplane blowing himself up may not have shocked alert audiences, but it added an amusing punctuation to that sequence that Skyfall sorely lacked. 3. LeChiffre getting smoked mid-interrogation sequence. Quote: True. Skyfall isn't trying to achieve the same goals though. I'll disagree with you about the ridiculous fun though. Just look at the differences between the Silva and Le Chiffre.
... And Quantum of Solace isn't a great Bond movie like Casino Royale, but at least it tried to establish why he doesn't let innocent people die. Here Bond repeatedly watches and shrugs as random people are murdered by people he's already pursuing. Or he'll be pursuing someone and still need Q to constantly ask where he is when he's supposedly already tracking him. I've seen plenty of Bond movies. Hell I grew up on this franchise. And while Skyfall isn't the worst Bond movie ever, it's boring and not much fun. Honestly I feel a bit like I'm living in an alternate reality from some of you - I've talked to about a dozen people who have seen it and not one of them found it to be anything more than average.
Last edited by MovieDude on Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
|
Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:50 pm |
|
 |
The Dark Shape
Extraordinary
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:56 am Posts: 12119 Location: Adrift in L.A.
|
 Re: Skyfall
And yet it's somehow making considerably more money than its predecessors, as though it's quite well-liked by the masses.
|
Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:18 pm |
|
 |
Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
|
 Re: Skyfall
Eh, The Phantom Menace made money in masses as well, so that is hardly an argument. The press screening that I went to, about 70% of the people liked it, hough only few loved it. 30% disliked it.
It's sad that you didn't enjoy the film as much as many of us did, MovieDude. I know I haven#t had this much of a blast at a blockbuster since Star Trek or maybe even TDK.
_________________The greatest thing on earth is to love and to be loved in return!
|
Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:37 pm |
|
|
Who is online |
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 48 guests |
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot post attachments in this forum
|
|