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Eagle
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Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:09 pm Posts: 14631 Location: Pittsburgh
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 Christina Spent the Night In Jail!
Her BF was drunk driving, she was a drunk passenger. They got pulled over, she couldn't drive, so she went to the drunk tank. The hits just keep on coming.
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Rev
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32603 Location: the last free city
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:34 pm |
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_axiom
The Wall
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:50 am Posts: 16163 Location: Croatia
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 Re: Christina Spent the Night In Jail!
Jailtina. Yeah it works.
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:58 pm |
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Korrgan
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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 Re: Christina Spent the Night In Jail!
           This is almost as good as if one of Britney's upcoming album 7 songs leaked in full
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:18 pm |
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Korrgan
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:43 pm |
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Proud Ryu
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Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:36 pm Posts: 5322 Location: The Interstice
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Bet she's pretty grateful for Charlie Sheen right about now.
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:32 pm |
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Chippy
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: Christina Spent the Night In Jail!
Not really her fault at all...
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:03 pm |
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Proud Ryu
Deshi Basara
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:36 pm Posts: 5322 Location: The Interstice
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Wonder what her blood alcohol was when singing the anthem. 'And the schtreaming we watchsed the gleaming gallently shwatevers.'
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:17 pm |
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_axiom
The Wall
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:50 am Posts: 16163 Location: Croatia
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Is there an alcohol brewed from fat? It would be her #1 (and only) choice.
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:04 pm |
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Korrgan
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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Chippy wrote: Not really her fault at all... Ya she is at fault you dumb fucking twat. Sure he was the one behind the wheel, but as his passenger doesn't that make her his accomplice as well as enabler? She's the one with the money, so why the fuck didn't she just call a driver? HER FAULT.
She wasn't just too drunk to drive, the report states that she was out of her mind and completely hammered, yelling at the police as they hauled her 25 year old boyfriend away because of his DUI. Something I'm sure every good 30 year old mom aspires to be.
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Korrgan
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:12 pm |
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Rev
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:06 am Posts: 32603 Location: the last free city
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Don't be a cunt, Korr!!! 
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matatonio
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Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm Posts: 26066 Location: In good ol' Mexico
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about damn time she does something interesting!
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:16 pm |
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Eagle
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Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:09 pm Posts: 14631 Location: Pittsburgh
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Korrgan, you need to focus on being funny without personally insulting people. Insulting someone for a personal trait or a personal aspect of their life is not only downright mean, it's also just lazy and uninspired. Not to mention, it violates our rules.
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Korrgan
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:43 pm |
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Chippy
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Poor Korrgan. One day when you grow up, you'll realize how insane you are.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:14 pm |
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Barrabás
llegó a la casa vía marítima
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:53 pm Posts: 6324 Location: la gran casa de la esquina
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Korrgan is like Kathy Griffin...it's mean and morally objectionable, but LMAO. <3
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Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:12 pm |
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Korrgan
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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Just saw this shit.
Poor Chippy. One day when you open your eyes, you'll realize you're spending your life with a Yeti.
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