... and this kid was looking me at me very suspiciously for quite a while and to be honest i was kind of annoyed by it. So, i walk towards him to leave some clothes were it belongs and he quickly walked in front of me and puts his hand on mine for a handshake...The kid was about 13-15 years old, he was clearly special needs, he talked and had a weird face, so, He says hi, i say hello back and he began to make some very stupid questions/comments while we were at a department store, like, Looking for some clothes? They have some good prices here, Nice shirts, uh?. o.O ... then he quickly asked for a hug... i kind of hesitated, i didnt know what to do, i began to think what if i say no and he punched me or makes a big scenes, So i said "sure". I gave him a one handed hug while i was leaning back, he then puts his face on my chest and takes a deep breath. I quickly jumped back and he says "You smell good", i respond "...Thank you?", then he ask and i quote "Do you mind if i ask you how big you are?", he pointing at my crotch... o.O ..... obviously i said yes, i do mind, and then the kid said sorry and quickly walked away, he stand behind a rack of clothes and stares at me... so, i just walked quickly as far away from him...

damn kid cut to the chase, didnt want to waste any time!... lol ... but yeah i feel very weird and i kind of freaked out about it...

Congratulations! You just met Grill.

You mean Mau.

Yikes Mat! You did what anyone would: you were respectfully cautious, and put an end to it when he crossed a line. Don't be freaked out, you did nothing wrong.

haha... I like my jeans at Kolh's

that was actually the last i saw from the kid. I didnt left the store. I wasnt done with my shooping , i was just looking around to see if the kid was still there, you know... to avoid him...

i know i did kind of the right thing, i was just freaked out by the situation. Things like that dont happend to me that often hehe... :/

Aww! Korrgan brings me up in a thread that has nothing to do with anything! Obsessed much?

Fuck off, bitch.

thats what you get for buying Britney/Avril Lavigne clothes.

Mat, ¿te gustan las peliculas de gladiadores?

uumm.... im not sure what you are trying to say... but no, i actually dont like them.

are you asking if im gay?...

i believe he is

Have you seen Airplane? It's one of the lines of the movie translated into Spanish.

In this case the stranger would be the pilot and you would be the little kid.

And I was only making fun of the situation, not asking anything.

well... i have seen it but a long time ago, so i dont remember

Does everybody here post now his sex life?

oh and for those who didnt get the story.

I made an explanation painting

lol

What a great thread. A vivid story that is equal parts funny and creepy, and then a masterpiece from Filmo. As an added intermission we get a love story between Chippy and Korrgan.

Although, my one complaint is that I do think there is an awkward question that has not yet been answered... how big are we talking here? I know this isn't a competition, but I'd like it noted - for those scoring at home - that mine is bigger than a bread box, but roughly the same shape.

That's it? Hmm... I guess I'm so used to mine... I'm sorry Tony

And mine is smaller than Tony's crumbs.


I once tried to superglue Tony's remains after his penis reduction, but the damn glue did work too fast and now I have eleven fingers and have to be careful which thumb I suck while sleeping.

I'm the real Tony Montana: Say hello to my LITTLE friend.