The preview was the most effective preview I've ever seen on Survivor.

I laughed when they all counted votes but nobody mentioned The Invisible Girl. Do they even know she's in the game? That bitch is way more dangerous than Jane. She didn't step on anybody's feet and from what I managed to see from last week's episode she's a dumb but sweet girl.

Crazy-Onka is just ROFL. That bitch needs to get on Jerry Springer ASAP.

That can only work if they have two tribes with Rob and Russell that only serve as chieftains I think.

Marty was really kind of a tool, imo, so I wasn't sad to see him get voted off. Like I said last week, Jane definitely has at least a few screws loose but I still think she kind of rocks. Marty's smile getting deflated when he got that fifth vote was enjoyable.

The reward challenge was kind of insane. The women had no chance in that, so I was pretty impressed by how well they did.

Someone mentioned Invisible Purple Kelly being more dangerous than Jane just because she hasn't stepped on any toes. We already know from the editing that she does not win (because the editors would not make the eventual winner so invisible) but it's still hilarious/kind of sad how little screen time she is accorded. She seems like a nice but dim girl...I guess the Survivor people find that uninteresting, but then why would they even cast her in the first place? Oy.

Also hilarious? Dan still being in this game. lol Dan the Lump and his useless knee IS STILL IN THE GAME. lol. And so is Crazy Holly! Remember when she freaked out over the snails and stole Dan's shoes? lol

And...Naonka. Oh, Naonka. Oh sweet baby jesus. She's a humanitarian, y'all. I love me some Fabio, sorta...I could probably be entertained a long while watching him and Naonka "spar" at tribal council.

Whether Sash wants to admit it or not, Brenda is singlehandedly in control of this game and has been since the first day. She's basically Parvati all over again.

The previews for next week got my attention. What catastrophic event is taking place back at camp? Naonka having diarrhea? Rupert showing up naked? Sarah Palin dropping by for a visit?

Oh, and next season being Rob vs. Russell is so frustrating that I want to scream. I cannot believe I'm gonna have to deal with another season of Russell. AGAIN. A THIRD TIME. Shoot me. Also, how does that even work? Are they not eligible to be voted off or something? Cuz what would be the point of a Rob vs. Russell season if one of them got voted off early on...

"20 years of wisdom"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wow, these lunkheads actually made a power move and ousted Brenda, the undisputed queen bee and ruler of this game up to this point. I wish we had seen more of an explanation as to why A) Sash didn't give her his idol or B) why Chase and Sash both ended up voting for her.

This definitely shakes things up a little bit...I guess Brenda's biggest miscalculation was being so calm/collected and "too cool for school," which seemed to make it clear how she viewed herself in relation to everyone else. Hubris rears its ugly head some more.

Also, Crazy Holly suddenly became a powerful player with her intelligent and aggressive gameplay in this episode. She even managed to get Naonka blamed for originating the "get Brenda out" plan in the first place. Not bad.

Jane is a total badass, at least physically. Even Probst, who always gets crushes on the alpha males, seems to worship her. She's also totally getting a winner's edit...if she makes it anywhere near the final tribal council, she's winning. I mean, imagine Jane in a final 3 with Dan and Naonka...the blowout would be unspeakable.

Dan is still one of the most useless people to ever get this far in the game. Poor clueless Purple Kelly got her most screen time all season for no reason other than to be portrayed as an airhead between her nonsensical giggling at tribal council and her lone vote for Benry.

This was probably the first episode all season Naonka didn't especially get on my nerves. And we all know the preview for next week is more misdirection and she's going to make it to the end, because she's the perfect person to go there with.

YAY! Brenda rolled over and died. Like literally. I don't know why she even thought she was king and Sash is the queen (is she outing him now that he denied being gay when that guy asked him in the first tribal?), those two never had anything in charge. Chase is stupid, Naonka is a wild gun and Purple Kelly - I think even she forgets PK is there sometimes. They never seemed strong. Also while I'm mentioning PK, those 20 years of wisdom certainly didn't help her make a coherent reply at the tribal. I really do wonder how her messages look when she's drunk texting.

Jane was badass in this episode. I still don't like her, but whatever.

...wow.

Wow....not one, but two quitters?!?

pathetic.

Ugh, ugh, ugh. Quitting makes me SO angry. And not one quitter...TWO quitters. You get the opportunity to be on this show and be that close to prize money and then you just give up? Something like Jenna Morasca quitting in All-Stars at least made sense as she went home to go be with her dying mother. These two have no excuse.

Purple Kelly is clearly an immature, naive young woman who has some growing to do and I'm sure she'll eventually regret this decision. Like, I understand the elements are tough. But you came so far when there are people who would kill to be in your place. Oy. Also..."I have nothing left to suck!" Double oy.

And our long national nightmare is over: the horror of Naonka is gone. What a stupid, selfish, delusional nincompoop. First of all, she can't even agree to sacrifice her reward when she knows she'll be eating ANYWAY that same night? Aside from being insane in thinking she could actually win, she most definitely could have made it to the final three for being so hated and netting $100k in the process. But then she actually tries to argue the point she has drive and determination and comes from strong line of black women? Hate her. Hate, hate, hate her. Be gone forever, please. Worst female contestant on this show ever, even over Lisi from Fiji.

If I were Alina, Marty and Brenda, I'd want to murder these two. Especially since they still get to be on the jury and have a say in the final vote. I know there's a precedent for that since Janu quit in Palau and still got to be on the jury...but it still doesn't seem fair.

I was extremely impressed by Crazy Holly's actions in this episode. What a turnaround from how she was in the beginning...I could actually see her winning this whole thing now.

Actually, everyone left probably has a shot to win. Except Dan lol...but yeah: Fabio, Jane or Crazy Holly (wtf?) for the win.

I like how fake the reactions to Gulliver's Travels were, by the way. That looks so bad.

Bitches. It would be great if Jeff while reading jury votes just threw their two votes into the fire as meaningless ones. They're not real Survivors. Bitches.

I think it's embarassing that those two quit the show with 11 days to go. Although, their teammates probably would have voted them off anyway. Still...a quitter is a quitter.

It was nice to see Naonka not volunteer herself and take the reward anyway and then back it up with her own explainin'.

Also, how the heck does Dan stay in this game. I'll be so happy if he wins just so people think twice about keeping alliances with dead weight. Although, he probably wouldn't win anyway due to the jury concluding that he never really played the game. He's just hung around...

I want Fabio to win so badly.

Sash is such an ego maniac. He was once the self-proclaimed Queen of Survivor to Brenda's King, look how that turned out. Now he AGAIN thinks he's in a complete control? He would've been better going with Benry, Fabio and Dan. It seems like there's more wiggle room with that three than with Chase, Holly and Jane which are tight and WILL stay together until they can.

Yeah, Fabio for the win. I would be happy with Holly too. If somebody else wins it will be a blah winner.

Yay, an entertaining episode of Survivor with actual duplicity and none of Naonka speaking. Improvement.

Voting out Ben(ry?) was the right choice. He's rubbed me the wrong way ever since he called Alina a "dirt squirrel" when voting her out so I was happy to see him go. Also, I have a weird soft spot for Fabio so I didn't want him to leave. I thought it was an interesting maneuver of Jane/Holly/Chase/Sash to convince Dan and Benry to vote out Fabio...I feel like that can only turn out well for them, since he'll feel like he was targeted by his own alliance members.

Sash is kind of annoying. I really don't want him to win, and I hope he gets cut loose before the final three. Chase is pretty but stupid. Dan is hilariously useless and I can definitely see him making the final three and receiving -4 votes to win.

Crazy Holly has suddenly become the most perceptive person and has her head in the game the most out of pretty much everyone. I think she could win. Shocking.

Yeah. Holly made a 180 degree turn and is actually quite great in the game.

I'm surprised Jane didn't see that one coming. Tribal after tribal someone was always saying if Jane gets to the final she's going to take it... That should've put a light bulb over her head.

I hated how they edited last week's preview. From Jeff's comment about being taken and executed I thought we were getting like double or triple instant elimination. Instead it was a joke.

But the preview for the finale was hilarious. I love how Probst summed the whole thing up: "Everyone is a threat!" LOL.

Fabio for the win!

Oh boy. I think we all knew Jane had some screws loose in her head despite being kind of kick-ass and awesome, but...I'm not sure I was prepared for that. Of course I felt bad that her alliance decided to coldly drop her like that and then not make it a secret. But she was scarrrryyy when she found out. Like, it was pretty badass and awesome just like Jane usually is, but still. I would be terrified of that woman. I feel a Sue Hawk repeat coming up if the final three are Chase, Sash and Holly.

I like how Probst basically inserted himself into the game and tried to tell Dan and Fabio to team up with Jane. As much as I don't like Probst doing this, it surely would've been interesting and I wish they had done it. Oh well.

Chase is going to get eviscerated in the final tribal council, I'm pretty sure, if he makes it there.

I'm totally rooting for Stealth Genius Fabio to win, not even gonna lie. I wouldn't mind a Holly win, either, as she's probably played the best game of anyone, imo.

lol Dan might make the finals hahaha