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Yes. I've never had spurts of not posting before. Only when you called me out.

Yes. Exactly.

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zingy wrote:
What kind of cell phone battery only lasts 45 minutes?


Around 45 minutes of talk time plus I also play music on it.

And Tony No Balls, don't you ever get anything straight.

I said the pathetic ones sit at home on the computer wasting time acting like asses in threads that they admit they aren't even interested in. So I am not trying to act cool. I am just not interested in wasting time on the computer at home.

And also as I said, I use wifi when I am out. So for example I will post a poll or something long at a wifi place.

But it is pretty easy to read a couple of threads and post something quick.

Unless you are a spaz/retard.


Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:47 pm
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No phone in the world that has internet access has 45 minutes of talk/web time.

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Chipo DiCaprio wrote:
No phone in the world that has internet access has 45 minutes of talk/web time.


Glad to see you are still wasting your pathetic life on me.

LOL

And yes as the battery is like 4 years old!!!

OK Loser.

And I don't want to replace it as when it goes dead, that gives me 100% freedom from the outside world.

Until I go back to my car and recharge it.

Boy, I sure was right about the pathetic losers on the net. Look at how they are spending another night. LOL.


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Grill wrote:
Chipo DiCaprio wrote:
No phone in the world that has internet access has 45 minutes of talk/web time.


Glad to see you are still wasting your pathetic life on me.

LOL

And yes as the battery is like 4 years old!!!

OK Loser.

And I don't want to replace it as when it goes dead, that gives me 100% freedom from the outside world.

Until I go back to my car and recharge it.

Boy, I sure was right about the pathetic losers on the net. Look at how they are spending another night. LOL.




Grill, you respond back to peoples posts just as much as they respond to you. Also, how is it any more pathetic to post from your "cell phone" than on your computer? Explain that to me.

Also, what kind of phone do you have?

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a razor?

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Grill wrote:
zingy wrote:
What kind of cell phone battery only lasts 45 minutes?


Around 45 minutes of talk time plus I also play music on it.

And Tony No Balls, don't you ever get anything straight.

I said the pathetic ones sit at home on the computer wasting time acting like asses in threads that they admit they aren't even interested in. So I am not trying to act cool. I am just not interested in wasting time on the computer at home. And I don't want to spend too much time on the computer. As I average 6 posts here!

And also as I said, I use wifi when I am out. So for example I will post a poll or something long at a wifi place.

But it is pretty easy to read a couple of threads and post something quick.

Unless you are a spaz/retard.


Bump for the loser ROX who can't read. And for you I don't want to answer any questions so you can waste your night trying to figure out the phone I have.


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You have a 4 year old cell phone and battery that only stays charged for 45 minutes? :funny:

So, you can only check the internet at 45 minute spurts before needing to charge it (presumably for at least an hour), and then go for a walk and get online again for 45 minutes?

This is your argument for not being "pathetic"? Honestly, you're making this sound more pathetic by the minute. Are you sure you're not doing this trick again where you take my own debate point and feed it back to me, Grill?

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This is so great. I come back to the site after like a 6 year hiatus and I must admit, even with Grills ignorant antics this has been fun so far!

Thanks grill for your posting comedy! :thumbsup:

Also, it is always nice to see BKB around...we have had our issues in the past but whats done is done :D


Oh, with that said I am pretty sure Grill is rocking a razor cell phone.

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Is the Razor phone really that pathetic?

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Is the Razor phone really that pathetic?




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TonyMontana wrote:
You have a 4 year old cell phone and battery that only stays charged for 45 minutes? :funny:

So, you can only check the internet at 45 minute spurts before needing to charge it (presumably for at least an hour), and then go for a walk and get online again for 45 minutes?

This is your argument for not being "pathetic"? Honestly, you're making this sound more pathetic by the minute. Are you sure you're not doing this trick again where you take my own debate point and feed it back to me, Grill?


No Jackass. You know you can turn the phone off to save power. As sometimes I am out for hours or the full day. And like I said loser, if it goes dead, I don't care. For example, I know I am not missing anything here when I am off line as you guys are morons.

You can't be a cop as you are too stupid.

And Rox, the ass is wrong, it is a Blackberry. But I am glad you wasted part of your night with that BS.


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Grill wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
You have a 4 year old cell phone and battery that only stays charged for 45 minutes? :funny:

So, you can only check the internet at 45 minute spurts before needing to charge it (presumably for at least an hour), and then go for a walk and get online again for 45 minutes?

This is your argument for not being "pathetic"? Honestly, you're making this sound more pathetic by the minute. Are you sure you're not doing this trick again where you take my own debate point and feed it back to me, Grill?


No Jackass. You know you can turn the phone off to save power. As sometimes I am out for hours or the full day. And like I said loser, if it goes dead, I don't care. For example, I know I am not missing anything here when I am off line as you guys are morons.

You can't be a cop as you are too stupid.

And Rox, the ass is wrong, it is a Blackberry. But I am glad you wasted part of your night with that BS.



Lies...all lies

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Whatever as I don't care what you think.


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Chipo DiCaprio wrote:
I don't think Mav wants me to post here at all. I have barely posted at all for the last week and a half... and I'm following him? He's odd.

To be fair to Mav, nobody wants you posting here.

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Grill wrote:
As sometimes I am out for hours or the full day.

Whoa whoa whoa!!!

Does the nurse know?

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Post Re: I'm Gonna Have Awesome Sex Tonight With My New Neighbor
Wow, this thread really has taken an interesting turn to say the least.. :-k Well I've had awesome sex with Susan(twice now) and I'm enjoying the hell out of this.. What more needs to be said?? Carry on :shades:

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butt sex???


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zingy wrote:
butt sex???



BKB seems more of a missionary style kinda guy to me.

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Yeah, I don't think B can handle butt sex


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I like how he has to specify "awesome sex."

It would've been really funny if he hyped this up and "Susan" was bad in bed.


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My guess is that BKB more likely sucked.

He did have to wait an entire year before having sex again. Probably only lasted a couple minutes.


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Her last name isn't Boyle, isn't it?

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Her last name isn't Boyle, isn't it?




Or lucci...although she is kind of a milf.

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Tony Stark wrote:
Wow, this thread really has taken an interesting turn to say the least.. :-k Well I've had awesome sex with Susan(twice now) and I'm enjoying the hell out of this.. What more needs to be said?? Carry on :shades:

He gave her a name, how adorable.

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